Two Sentence Scary Stories
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A man wakes up from his nap, feeling a cold draft and says, "Honey, did you leave the door open, it's cold in here?". His wife walks into the living room puzzled and remarks "No, why.....where's the TV?".0
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Taxes are due this year. They will also be due next year.3
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“And my dude freaking out over a worse fate. She’s on time, but she’s late for they first date”0
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"what do you mean im the father?
what's that, no, sorry, my phone signals breaking up i cant hear."2 -
I dreamed I ate the most delicious one carb protein bar. I woke up with a Twix wrapper on my pillow.
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"They do exist!" he shouted, pointing at the mermaid. His voice worked it's way up, popping with the rest of the bubbles on the surface.0
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Suddenly as something else popped up, he noticed she wasn’t wearing a top. His dream suddenly took a most unexpected turn.1
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More sad than scary
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_sale:_baby_shoes,_never_worn0 -
Do you take this woman to be your wife?
I do.7 -
right as they were about to sit down for a nice evening, she said it.
"i just think it's funny how..."3 -
Whisper something dirty in my ear?
The bathroom and kitchen.2 -
You get two whole weeks off!!!! With the kids.3
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Yes, can I get a McFlurry?
Our ice cream machine is broken.5 -
Woke up in a drugged daze in unfamiliar surroundings.
What a fright discovering the orange faced, banana yellow combover next to me! 😵😱😰🤯🤮0 -
“They kilt our boy, Lynn honey.
Now they gonna pay.”1 -
My ex husband had a kidney stone in America.
In between jobs, with no health insurance.3 -
Your flight is delayed. Forever...1
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Welcome to the DMV. Please take a number...3
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Tinydancer106 wrote: »Welcome to the DMV. Please take a number...
Fudge...that’s terrifying! 😱😱0
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