Online dating
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CanesGalactica wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »Cutemesoon wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »The winningest online dating profile everrrrr
Soooo...uuuhhh…you wanna go on a date with me? Be sure to bring everything pictured here!
@1sphere see what I mean?
@Cutemesoon all this and foot massages
WTF. FEET
Yep. Butt sex and feet. Feet everywhere. Telling you, these fetishes have a way of sneaking in at the weirdest times. 🤣🤣🤣
And this is an odd post, contextually or not.
I am an odd person cat.2 -
isalsayourface123 wrote: »So ...what do you put on your profile?
Pic of feet?
Your favorite stuff list ?
Your deal breakers?
Those things, potatoes, stuff like that. You know, the usual kinda stuff0 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »isalsayourface123 wrote: »So ...what do you put on your profile?
Pic of feet?
Your favorite stuff list ?
Your deal breakers?
Those things, potatoes, stuff like that. You know, the usual kinda stuff
So your favorites are potatoes and deal breakers are potatoes?1 -
isalsayourface123 wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »isalsayourface123 wrote: »So ...what do you put on your profile?
Pic of feet?
Your favorite stuff list ?
Your deal breakers?
Those things, potatoes, stuff like that. You know, the usual kinda stuff
So your favorites are potatoes and deal breakers are potatoes?
Yeah it’s complicated1 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »isalsayourface123 wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »isalsayourface123 wrote: »So ...what do you put on your profile?
Pic of feet?
Your favorite stuff list ?
Your deal breakers?
Those things, potatoes, stuff like that. You know, the usual kinda stuff
So your favorites are potatoes and deal breakers are potatoes?
Yeah it’s complicated
It’s not 😂1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »isalsayourface123 wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »isalsayourface123 wrote: »So ...what do you put on your profile?
Pic of feet?
Your favorite stuff list ?
Your deal breakers?
Those things, potatoes, stuff like that. You know, the usual kinda stuff
So your favorites are potatoes and deal breakers are potatoes?
Yeah it’s complicated
It’s not 😂
He means it's complex1 -
the irl thing... I often wonder, it’s very much miss most of the time. It’s hard to find someone, and if you go searching, it’s especially hard and desolate. The best opportunities come unexpected, and it’ll be dumb as hell to be too forward right away. You have to break it into a conversation like as if your talking to your brother or sister. Comment on the weather, something like that. Be aware that some people look different with sunglasses on. I chat to someone before only to find that I actually felt no attraction to her. Sometimes a hot dress will pull you in and you’ll end up feeling stupid.
This is why I initially saw justice in online dating, I thought it would make the whole process more efficient. However, they don’t seem to work for me. I feel that I’m not what girls are searching for.
Women read profiles thoroughly. Even if I come across a guy that I found attractive, if he sounded like a douche in his profile, he'd get a swipe left.9 -
isalsayourface123 wrote: »So ...what do you put on your profile?
Pic of feet?
Your favorite stuff list ?
Your deal breakers?
I just post pictures of puppies3 -
isalsayourface123 wrote: »So ...what do you put on your profile?
Pic of feet?
Your favorite stuff list ?
Your deal breakers?
I just post pictures of puppies
*kitten*, that would work for me. Much more effective than a) my car b) the big fish I caught 10 years ago c) shirtless filthy bathroom mirror pic or d) potatoes4 -
isalsayourface123 wrote: »So ...what do you put on your profile?
Pic of feet?
Your favorite stuff list ?
Your deal breakers?
I just post pictures of puppies
So posting my cats! Got it!0 -
keep the potatoes1
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the irl thing... I often wonder, it’s very much miss most of the time. It’s hard to find someone, and if you go searching, it’s especially hard and desolate. The best opportunities come unexpected, and it’ll be dumb as hell to be too forward right away. You have to break it into a conversation like as if your talking to your brother or sister. Comment on the weather, something like that. Be aware that some people look different with sunglasses on. I chat to someone before only to find that I actually felt no attraction to her. Sometimes a hot dress will pull you in and you’ll end up feeling stupid.
This is why I initially saw justice in online dating, I thought it would make the whole process more efficient. However, they don’t seem to work for me. I feel that I’m not what girls are searching for.
Women read profiles thoroughly. Even if I come across a guy that I found attractive, if he sounded like a douche in his profile, he'd get a swipe left.
Sometimes I play bumble roulette...no reading of profiles...although guys are not too fond of finding this out😬0 -
Bumble?? I can't keep up with all these *kitten* apps. 😅
I'm just gonna go with Grinder for now to ease back into the dating scene. It's been 4 years since the perfume counter girl at Macy's ripped up my phone number in front of the Black Friday crowd, but I think I am finally ready to move forward.
I guess my question is, what's a good opener to use on these dating apps? Should I go straight for the milk & cookies, or just a casual hello... you know, leave the ball in his court kind of thing. Your baby boy needs a crash course on interacting with these thotties in 2020.3 -
message them till they block your or give in.4
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I'm back in the 'app downloaded' part of my online dating cycle. Why do I keep doing this?0
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yeah cause I was serious...2
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I find the over analysis of this dating thing kind of funny.2
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my first profile was nice and generic. didn't get good matches
second profile was essentially a full disclosure with me and my issues and my dealbreakers including my strong dislike of naked feet
which led to messages of men and women trying to convince me to let them touch my feet. *shiver*6 -
my first profile was nice and generic. didn't get good matches
second profile was essentially a full disclosure with me and my issues and my dealbreakers including my strong dislike of naked feet
which led to messages of men and women trying to convince me to let them touch my feet. *shiver*
Well *that* didn't go as planned, dang0
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