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We broke up because...
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He had too many special spots.0
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i ran too much0
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he was always running away from issues.
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Told me I wasnt half the man her salsa dance partner was0
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Was insecure about his wicked dance moves and would themselves to sleep1
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She kept dressing up wild animals0
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Too narcissistic...she would scream out her own name when we got naughty0
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He wouldn't admit that the world revolves around me.0
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She tried to lock me up when i needed to work0
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She wasnt ok with me carrying our first born like this
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Hilarious! 😂happimess01 wrote: »She wasnt ok with me carrying our first born like this
He forgot they were twins! 👶🏼👶🏼1 -
She didnt like me using permanent markers to identify the twins1
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Spent to much time at the store looking for permanent markers1
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happimess01 wrote: »She didnt like me using permanent markers to identify the twins
I had a friend do this... she put a sharpie dot on one heel. 🤣🤣🤣1 -
happimess01 wrote: »She didnt like me using permanent markers to identify the twins
I had a friend do this... she put a sharpie dot on one heel. 🤣🤣🤣
lmao! so funny 🤣🤣0 -
We broke up bc when I would ring the need another drink bell 🔔 I wasn’t served fast enough 🙄0
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Way too needy0
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He liked to wallow in the mud0
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she brought her Cpap machine on our honeymoon and wore it every night1
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He brought his parents to our honeymoon and they sat in the room and supervised the entire night. It was really embarassing when they started giving him pointers.2
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Screams like a banshee and wakes the whole neighborhood in the middle of the night0
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she got drunk and threw up on me on my b’day1
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He cried at the end of every episode of Scooby Doo0
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Didn't appreciate the struggles of a good doggo in modern society with them meddlin' kids1
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Caught them throwing candy at meddlin kids but forgave them bc they love doggo0
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All he wanted to eat was scooby snacks. What kind of diet is that?0
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He always through away the Scooby snacks I bought. 😐0
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We must’ve lost our minds! Take me back baby!! 🤗😘1
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Would never happen0
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