We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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She had no scents of humor

She didn’t appreciate eau de toilet!

She never wanted to live on the wild side

She didnt like my leopard print Stilletos

Bought me a Zebra striped Mom Sweater 😟

Joeyd727 wrote: »

Especially when she had her period! Omg .. one time I dropped a fork on the floor and the next thing I knew she was stabbing the wall with a candle holder. I ran out the door. That's why we broke up

Let’s set the record straight it was not a candle holder it was a butcher knife and it was not the fork you dropped it was your spaghetti string and I was not having it that day. Your fault!

The person above couldn’t handle my wild side. They were scared so we split.

She kept “disrobing” at holiday parties

I got tired of waking up at her friend's holiday parties and not remembering how I got there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGvW1zaBxMU

She always tempted me with ice cream.

He said that I didn't light his fire any longer ☹️

I never know what he means! 🙃🔥

She spoke in foreign tongues when I'd ask her what's for dinner.

Had someone else's name tattooed on his chest.

He accused me of cheating because of "Faith" being tattooed on me. It's not just a woman's name!

She said she lacked toes but I could count 12 of them