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• honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 14,239 Member Member, Premium Posts: 14,239 Member

  
  

  January 20, 2020 4:16AM

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• honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 14,239 Member Member, Premium Posts: 14,239 Member

  Wow, he’s just a boy,
  doesn’t even look 18.

  January 20, 2020 8:50PM

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• TheMrWobbly Member Posts: 2,351 Member Member Posts: 2,351 Member

  If you run West you are actually moving slower by going against the rotation of the Earth.

  January 20, 2020 9:35PM

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• honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 14,239 Member Member, Premium Posts: 14,239 Member

  So handsome,
  then he started talking...........

  January 21, 2020 5:33PM

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• andersonkaitlyn3 Member Posts: 29 Member Member Posts: 29 Member

  Brrrrrrr 🥶 damn Minnesota

  January 21, 2020 7:33PM

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• TarryTaffy Member Posts: 883 Member Member Posts: 883 Member

  I'm stunned that I keep passing people on the sidewalk, who walk around the area for exercise, while holding their phones straight out at eye level cuz they're watching TV/movies/vids, while walking. One woman yesterday was so engrossed in her program, while wearing earphones, she screamed when I passed her, lol, then had some angry quip, accompanied by gnarly sneer that I was responsible for startling her.
  
  Pardon me, malady... let me suggest that you perhaps watch TV in your living room!
  
  In the coming weeks, I'm expecting to find a few of them, perished on the pavement, with cracked open heads, like a Halloween pumpkin blown over, if they don't change their behavior.
  
  Am I missing something? Is watching TV with earphones while walking some new sports trend? I can't figure out how many MFP calories I burn while doing that one...
  
  

  January 21, 2020 8:18PM edited January 2020

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• DWBalboa Member Posts: 33,657 Member Member Posts: 33,657 Member

  Why are butterflies called butterflies? They're not made of butter and sure as hell don't taste as good on toast.

  January 21, 2020 8:32PM

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• the1adamtwelve Member Posts: 42 Member Member Posts: 42 Member

  Should Apple chargers be called apple juice?

  January 21, 2020 9:59PM

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• TheMrWobbly Member Posts: 2,351 Member Member Posts: 2,351 Member

  A lot of people want porn banned, a lot of people want prostetution legalised. When they legalised brothels in Australia the divorce rate went down.

  January 22, 2020 10:12AM

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• honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 14,239 Member Member, Premium Posts: 14,239 Member

  
  

  January 22, 2020 9:48PM

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• TarryTaffy Member Posts: 883 Member Member Posts: 883 Member

  honeybee__12 wrote: »

  

  
  Ummm... I forget what I came in here for... but HoneyBee has far better things on her mind.
  
  Please carry on... I'll wait.
  
  

  January 22, 2020 11:54PM

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