The Bad Advice Thread
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If you think you notice a baby bump, go ahead and congratulate her!
Even if she's not, girls don't mind being called out on their food babies.4 -
Stay together for the kids5
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When on that date and your about to go ftmfw... Talk about your mother... A lot!
And point out all of their commonalities and differences 🤷🏽♂️2 -
your girl/wife/sidepiece will love you even more if she knows you give money to Charity. so do it and do it often!
but you should also give a little to Summer, Teri, Heather and Vanessa as well now don't be stingy3 -
When at a gathering with friends, family, or new people, always bring up religion, politics, and hitler. If they don’t agree with you, just talk louder so they can hear you better.2
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when feeling ignored in a room, let out a loud sneeze to announce your presence.2
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Fify ...happimess01 wrote: »when feeling ignored in a room, let out a loud fart to announce your presence.
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Ignore the restraining order, she’s just “playing hard to get”...4
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To save time, take the shortcut down the dark alley in a bad part of town.1
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If you are exercising and you feel a really bad pain push through it and work even harder or that pain might never go away2
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If she blocks your number, she's just playing hard to get. Surprise her at her workplace. Take flowers and wear a speedo.7
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TheMrWobbly wrote: »If you are exercising and you feel a really bad pain push through it and work even harder or that pain might never go away
I do this 😌1 -
nitalieben wrote: »If she blocks your number, she's just playing hard to get. Surprise her at her workplace. Take flowers and wear a speedo.
But how will she know I'm wearing it? 🤷🏽♂️1 -
your girl deserves some time to herself occasionally
so don't be afraid to vanish for 2-3 days at a time every week with no contact whatsoever. she'll be grateful for the quiet.
be her peace fellas8 -
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Make sure that all of your online profile pictures make you look like an elf from a cartoon fantasy movie. Then, when you show up, your date will be pleasantly surprised to find out you are really a human being and look nothing like an elf.2
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Everything you see online/the news is 100% FACTUAL! Believe that and ONLY that, NEVER fact check!2
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Trump should be re-elected1
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When meeting your SOs family for the first time go naked so they can see you are not trying to hide anything4
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valentines day is about to be here- nobody wants to be forgotten or unloved.
so go text your ex right now:
"hey just wanted to see how ur doing i know its been a while
its v-day again and all i can think about is how u alwyas gonna have my heart. wish i could still be part of ur life but we both know thats out of my hands now. hope ur familys doing good."
if they respond to you wait a minimum of 8 hours to reply back4 -
valentines day is about to be here- nobody wants to be forgotten or unloved.
so go text your ex right now:
"hey just wanted to see how ur doing i know its been a while
its v-day again and all i can think about is how u alwyas gonna have my heart. wish i could still be part of ur life but we both know thats out of my hands now. hope ur familys doing good."
if they respond to you wait a minimum of 8 hours to reply back
i just really wanted to use that picture. Cuz I’m the bad guy 😁3 -
start a convo with her about v-day.
gently guide it towards how its a selfish soulless corporate "holiday" etc etc. how you don't need a certain day to know that you "truly care about her". you're gonna have to bite the bullet and snuggle with her a bit on this one maybe
but, if and when, she agrees with you about things?
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED bro! you are now free to vanish entirely all day tomorrow and do whatever you want!
if she ends up calling you out on this later, just say "woooooowwww just like every other girl in this stupid city i should've known"4 -
dudestart a convo with her about v-day.
gently guide it towards how its a selfish soulless corporate "holiday" etc etc. how you don't need a certain day to know that you "truly care about her". you're gonna have to bite the bullet and snuggle with her a bit on this one maybe
but, if and when, she agrees with you about things?
MISSION ACCOMPLISHEDbro!you are now free to vanish entirely all day tomorrow and do whatever you want!
if she ends up calling you out on this later, just say "woooooowwww just like every other girl in this stupid city i should've known"4 -
TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
dudestart a convo with her about v-day.
gently guide it towards how its a selfish soulless corporate "holiday" etc etc. how you don't need a certain day to know that you "truly care about her". you're gonna have to bite the bullet and snuggle with her a bit on this one maybe
but, if and when, she agrees with you about things?
MISSION ACCOMPLISHEDbro![/]you are now free to vanish entirely all day tomorrow and do whatever you want!
if she ends up calling you out on this later, just say "woooooowwww just like every other girl in this stupid city i should've known"
embrace the toxicity
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If someone is confused by everything you’re saying to them....respond in the following manner:
(**actual BS message I received**🤣)3 -
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
No.....you’re my bff. This was a stranger. A strange stranger.1 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
No.....you’re my bff. This was a stranger. A strange stranger.
Awww... You DO ❤️ me... 😂😘1 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
No.....you’re my bff. This was a stranger. A strange stranger.
Awww... You DO ❤️ me... 😂😘
Always.1 -
if you're struggling for a gift idea for her birthday, just buy her a set of jumper cables.
tell her its because she's always starting something 🙄7
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