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  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    Maybe I should put a fence around my garden and figure out how to grow toilet paper. Right @tinak33 ?

    DUDE.
    You figure out how to do this, I better get first dibs. 😂
    I mean..... after you, of course.
    We'll see what the store has when I go shopping tomorrow. Haha
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,507 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    I just had an idea of what to do with my summer. Olympics comings up. Slim, good-looking athlete women. I'm a bachelor. Tinder 🤔

    Maybe cancelled bro??

    Es posible 🤷🏻‍♂️

    I'm sure they'll commence games when this virus clears up

    What if the virus is just a smoke screen for the one world government that’s being erected as we cower behind our face masks and by the time the virus clears up the infrastructure is damaged or changed in such a way that there are no more olympic games.

    Better have a plan B

    Total economic collapse - I have your next book if you haven’t already read

    Crossing the rubicon by Michael C Ruppert
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,507 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Compliments don’t necessarily equal flirting. Just FYI.

    Mel - Mel - Mel

    Come let me tell you about the dudes of mfp. Unless your talking about dudes irl .. in which case let me tell you about all dudes 😂😂

    School is in session. Teach me.

    I was being a bit facetious- some not all dudes will take a compliment as flirting - it depends on the context - some dudes will take a compliment as an excuse to try and get dem nudes tho Amirite- under the guise of - hey I thought you wanted this baby - you just told me how great my calves look 🤷‍♂️
    Me too.....I was kidding yo. I won’t actually make you school me. I appreciate the insight tho.

    😂😂 not much gets past me
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    so anal douching is a thing?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Compliments don’t necessarily equal flirting. Just FYI.

    IMO when WOMEN give compliments it’s not always flirting.

    When men give compliments it depends. If it’s like, “lookin good bruh” it’s definitely flirting. If it’s more like “nice kittens” it’s flirting. Wait. What was I saying?

    I pretty much assume nobody is almost ever flirting with me. I give tons of compliments. If someone compliments me I assume they are being super nice or bs’ing me. Even if they were to say “nice kitten” or even “nice kittens” or the even more blatant “nice kitten”🤣

    Ima go out on a limb and say If a cis-gender hetero man is complimenting your CAT he’s probably flirting.

    I was just messing around about that part. Lol. I’m just saying, I’m KIIIINDA surprised if the general consensus is:
    Compliments=Flirting
    Am I being naive? Maybe because it’s a fitness site when people compliment people’s bodies, workouts etc. I assume it’s just general encouragement.

    in all seriousness I don’t know.

    People here only flirt with me in a joking way and I’m not sure I’d know the difference anyway.


    very insightful post.




    ... what are you wearing ??
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,507 Member
    I wouldn’t turn my nose up at a couple days off .. you know for precautionary purposes 🤷‍♂️
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Compliments don’t necessarily equal flirting. Just FYI.

    IMO when WOMEN give compliments it’s not always flirting.

    When men give compliments it depends. If it’s like, “lookin good bruh” it’s definitely flirting. If it’s more like “nice kittens” it’s flirting. Wait. What was I saying?

    I pretty much assume nobody is almost ever flirting with me. I give tons of compliments. If someone compliments me I assume they are being super nice or bs’ing me. Even if they were to say “nice kitten” or even “nice kittens” or the even more blatant “nice kitten”🤣

    Ima go out on a limb and say If a cis-gender hetero man is complimenting your CAT he’s probably flirting.

    I was just messing around about that part. Lol. I’m just saying, I’m KIIIINDA surprised if the general consensus is:
    Compliments=Flirting
    Am I being naive? Maybe because it’s a fitness site when people compliment people’s bodies, workouts etc. I assume it’s just general encouragement.

    in all seriousness I don’t know.

    People here only flirt with me in a joking way and I’m not sure I’d know the difference anyway.


    very insightful post.




    ... what are you wearing ??

    I’m wearing your tshirt. It still smells like you. Well, like us really
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Compliments don’t necessarily equal flirting. Just FYI.

    IMO when WOMEN give compliments it’s not always flirting.

    When men give compliments it depends. If it’s like, “lookin good bruh” it’s definitely flirting. If it’s more like “nice kittens” it’s flirting. Wait. What was I saying?

    I pretty much assume nobody is almost ever flirting with me. I give tons of compliments. If someone compliments me I assume they are being super nice or bs’ing me. Even if they were to say “nice kitten” or even “nice kittens” or the even more blatant “nice kitten”🤣

    Ima go out on a limb and say If a cis-gender hetero man is complimenting your CAT he’s probably flirting.

    I was just messing around about that part. Lol. I’m just saying, I’m KIIIINDA surprised if the general consensus is:
    Compliments=Flirting
    Am I being naive? Maybe because it’s a fitness site when people compliment people’s bodies, workouts etc. I assume it’s just general encouragement.

    in all seriousness I don’t know.

    People here only flirt with me in a joking way and I’m not sure I’d know the difference anyway.


    very insightful post.




    ... what are you wearing ??

    I’m wearing your tshirt. It still smells like you. Well, like us really

    That just might have been the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. <3
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Maybe I should put a fence around my garden and figure out how to grow toilet paper. Right @tinak33 ?

    DUDE.
    You figure out how to do this, I better get first dibs. 😂
    I mean..... after you, of course.
    We'll see what the store has when I go shopping tomorrow. Haha

    I mean. It might be kinda scratchy. Maybe just like go dip in the crick after
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    edited March 2020
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    I just had an idea of what to do with my summer. Olympics comings up. Slim, good-looking athlete women. I'm a bachelor. Tinder 🤔

    Maybe cancelled bro??

    Es posible 🤷🏻‍♂️

    I'm sure they'll commence games when this virus clears up

    What if the virus is just a smoke screen for the one world government that’s being erected as we cower behind our face masks and by the time the virus clears up the infrastructure is damaged or changed in such a way that there are no more olympic games.

    Better have a plan B

    YES i have some literature in the trunk of my car i think you’d be interested in
    There were these movies back in the day. Scared the crap out of me as a kid
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Thief_in_the_Night_(film)
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,507 Member
    so anal douching is a thing?

    It’s an Ohio thing I’ve heard 🤷‍♂️
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    so anal douching is a thing?

    It’s an Ohio thing I’ve heard 🤷‍♂️

    That made me lol
  • MoonOverMyHammies7
    MoonOverMyHammies7 Posts: 587 Member
    Why are people hoarding TP right now? I understand the Hand sanitizer. Although I wonder if they were just not washing before or are they stocking up for the next 10 years. Because Hand sanitizer expires in about a year or two. Lots of questions and things on my mind tonight.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    I just visited our local grocery store and entire aisles were emptied out.

    No hand sanitizer / no toilet paper / people seemed to be stocking up on wine too.

  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    edited March 2020
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I just visited our local grocery store and entire aisles were emptied out.

    No hand sanitizer / no toilet paper / people seemed to be stocking up on wine too.

    But what if we can’t get chocolate? Or coffee????

    Eta: and i ❤️ you for spelling aisle correctly
  • MoonOverMyHammies7
    MoonOverMyHammies7 Posts: 587 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I just visited our local grocery store and entire aisles were emptied out.

    No hand sanitizer / no toilet paper / people seemed to be stocking up on wine too.

    I completely understand wine lol
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,507 Member
    edited March 2020
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I just visited our local grocery store and entire aisles were emptied out.

    No hand sanitizer / no toilet paper / people seemed to be stocking up on wine too.

    But what if we can’t get chocolate? Or coffee????

    Don’t you have all the choco chips-?? Didn’t we literally just talk about this 😂

    So see total bartering chip.. you’re welcome- I feel I won’t last too long in the event of an apocalypse-
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I just visited our local grocery store and entire aisles were emptied out.

    No hand sanitizer / no toilet paper / people seemed to be stocking up on wine too.

    But what if we can’t get chocolate? Or coffee????

    Don’t you have all the choco chips-?? Didn’t we literally just talk about this 😂

    That was soooo long ago. They are long gone
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,507 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I just visited our local grocery store and entire aisles were emptied out.

    No hand sanitizer / no toilet paper / people seemed to be stocking up on wine too.

    But what if we can’t get chocolate? Or coffee????

    Don’t you have all the choco chips-?? Didn’t we literally just talk about this 😂

    That was soooo long ago. They are long gone

    Well time to stock up
    While everyone else is worried about wiping their a s s - you be able to barter for said tp with your choco chips right ??
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  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    I just had an idea of what to do with my summer. Olympics comings up. Slim, good-looking athlete women. I'm a bachelor. Tinder 🤔

    Maybe cancelled bro??

    Es posible 🤷🏻‍♂️

    I'm sure they'll commence games when this virus clears up

    What if the virus is just a smoke screen for the one world government that’s being erected as we cower behind our face masks and by the time the virus clears up the infrastructure is damaged or changed in such a way that there are no more olympic games.

    Better have a plan B

    I'm not entirely sure about a one eorld government, but I have read the book of Revelations. I know how all of this ends.

    The movie was better
  • NotSoFat70
    NotSoFat70 Posts: 304 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I just visited our local grocery store and entire aisles were emptied out.

    No hand sanitizer / no toilet paper / people seemed to be stocking up on wine too.

    Here as well.Lots of soap still available .Wtf?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I just visited our local grocery store and entire aisles were emptied out.

    No hand sanitizer / no toilet paper / people seemed to be stocking up on wine too.

    But what if we can’t get chocolate? Or coffee????

    Eta: and i ❤️ you for spelling aisle correctly

    Well, yesterday I visited Costco for Coffee & Lemon Juice & Veggie Patties.

    There was an entire wall filled with stacked pallets of bottled water, but not a shred of toilet paper to be found.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    I just had an idea of what to do with my summer. Olympics comings up. Slim, good-looking athlete women. I'm a bachelor. Tinder 🤔

    Maybe cancelled bro??

    Es posible 🤷🏻‍♂️

    I'm sure they'll commence games when this virus clears up

    What if the virus is just a smoke screen for the one world government that’s being erected as we cower behind our face masks and by the time the virus clears up the infrastructure is damaged or changed in such a way that there are no more olympic games.

    Better have a plan B

    I'm not entirely sure about a one eorld government, but I have read the book of Revelations. I know how all of this ends.

    with a pool party ??

    please say 'Yes!'

    I love me a good pool party.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited March 2020
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I just visited our local grocery store and entire aisles were emptied out.

    No hand sanitizer / no toilet paper / people seemed to be stocking up on wine too.

    But what if we can’t get chocolate? Or coffee????

    Eta: and i ❤️ you for spelling aisle correctly

    Well, yesterday I visited Costco for Coffee & Lemon Juice & Veggie Patties.

    There was an entire wall filled with stacked pallets of bottled water, but not a shred of toilet paper to be found.

    People are scared shitless 🤷🏽‍♂️

    And no need to stock up on bottled water... I mean your tap isn't going to suddenly shut off because of the virus 😂
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    edited March 2020
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I just visited our local grocery store and entire aisles were emptied out.

    No hand sanitizer / no toilet paper / people seemed to be stocking up on wine too.

    But what if we can’t get chocolate? Or coffee????

    Eta: and i ❤️ you for spelling aisle correctly

    Well, yesterday I visited Costco for Coffee & Lemon Juice & Veggie Patties.

    There was an entire wall filled with stacked pallets of bottled water, but not a shred of toilet paper to be found.

    People are scared shitless 🤷🏽‍♂️
    took me a second 😂
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    Gun sales are way up here too.

    Maybe it's not such a bad idea.
    It's Arizona, all you need to purchase a gun here is an ID (heck, pretty much anyone's ID) + a checkbook.



    The last time I bought a firearm in Arizona they asked me to prove who I said I was; I showed them a Chuckie-Cheeze club card and 10 minutes later walked out of the gun store with a Glock 9mm.
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Gun sales are way up here too.

    Maybe it's not such a bad idea.
    It's Arizona, all you need to purchase a gun here is an ID (heck, pretty much anyone's ID) + a checkbook.



    The last time I bought a firearm in Arizona they asked me to prove who I said I was; I showed them a Chuckie-Cheeze club card and 10 minutes later walked out of the gun store with a Glock 9mm.
    Ima need that to protect my t.p. crop
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Reading these posts has me worried now.
    What if the neighbors see the giant hoard of tp in the garage when I open the garage door?! Balls!
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Reading these posts has me worried now.
    What if the neighbors see the giant hoard of tp in the garage when I open the garage door?! Balls!

    Beaded curtain