We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She was too lazy to cross the street 😒0
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She was always crossing roads when it wasn't necessarily.0
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Sadly.. she crossed the road before looking both ways 😢😭0
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She went to jail for hit and run
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She turned me in to the Police 😧0
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I dressed up as a police officer one time to spice up our relationship, and she freaked out and has been on the run ever since. 🤷♀️0
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She was an undercover DEA Officer and she confiscated all my special brownies 😟
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Of difference in age...0
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She kept trying to fix me up with her friend 🙄0
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Her friends were always harassing me!! 😟0
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She convinced me her legs looked better than mine. Smh0
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She kept sending me mixed signals and I went batsh!t crazy2
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He was Batsh!t Craaaaazzzzy!!! 🦇💩🤪1
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She is bat *kitten* crazy. Lol0
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your all batsh!t crazy, I'm the only sane one here.........1
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She kept showing off her curves to others 🤨1
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She didn’t enjoy my crazy.0
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wanted my cousins to pose nude for her art project0
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He’s too cool for me0
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Called me Cold and frigid 😧0
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She said I was heartless! 😧0
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She kept singing I’m too sexy0
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She likes making me cry.0
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She was s crybaby and it drives me nuts!1
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She’s too sexy for her shirt. Too sexy for shirt. So sexy it hurts. Lol0
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she completely ignored my bionic toes in the bedroom1
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She stole all my shirts, claiming that she did it because I was too sexy for them... lies!!!I'm sexier without them 😜1
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She said i had COVID-19, because i coughed once0
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He had Killer Cooties and got offended when I quarantined him to the tool Shed 😷0
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Although she could, she wouldn’t spare a square...0
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