Messages from creepers :-/
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miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
Guy in the thong?!? 🤣 seems I missed that one. Lol1 -
I think I'm pretty good at sending creepy messages. I pride myself on it.
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miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Lilloops1985 wrote: »miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
Guy in the thong?!? 🤣 seems I missed that one. Lol
Lucky you....😂😂😂
Trust me....you didn’t miss a thing...
😳Said I was sorry.. 😖
I bought speedo after.1 -
I think some female users here are genuinely very pretty, and I wanted to FR, but I didn't feel like I had enough reason to and then the anxiety hit in. haha
@Lilloops1985 I want to send you a friend request in my imagination
Silly. Be my friend.2 -
miss_zita_2020 wrote: »miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Lilloops1985 wrote: »miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
Guy in the thong?!? 🤣 seems I missed that one. Lol
Lucky you....😂😂😂
Trust me....you didn’t miss a thing...
😳Said I was sorry.. 😖
I bought speedo after.
Did he actually? 😂😂😂
Didn’t get an FR after that change in status....
Don't know. 🤷♂️😂2 -
Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️4 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?0 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?
... one that isn't stained ?
too much2 -
Motorsheen wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?
... one that isn't stained ?
too much
Stains are fine, just send it electronically. 0 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?4 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Hired.1 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »I think I'm pretty good at sending creepy messages. I pride myself on it.
They are wonderful ❤2 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
How much?1 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
How much?
From the sounds of it, he might be willing to pay to work.3 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?4 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Hired.
Woohoo! My first client 😘...
I work off referrals so satisfaction is guaranteed!3 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
How much?
😂... You're still under the old plan, no worries Jo 😏2 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂2 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
You don't know what you asking for.. 😂2 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Hired.
Woohoo! My first client 😘...
I work off referrals so satisfaction is guaranteed!Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
How much?
😂... You're still under the old plan, no worries Jo 😏Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
You're adorable. 😘😂2 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
You don't know what you asking for.. 😂
Shh dad..2 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
You don't know what you asking for.. 😂
Shh dad..
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.2 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏3 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏
Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.
You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?5 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏
Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.
You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?
😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...
But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..
Not exactly what I meant by work space...
What's your shoe size? 😂1 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏
Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.
You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?
😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...
But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..
Not exactly what I meant by work space...
What's your shoe size? 😂
Bear is a nice choice! It will suit you perfectly.
There will be no line drawing. I am sorry, but once you come work for me, you will be bound. Possibly shackled and duct taped.
I really hate bragging, but I wear a size 14 in men's.
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏
Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.
You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?
😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...
But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..
Not exactly what I meant by work space...
What's your shoe size? 😂
Jesse, I never thought I'd say this, but.. you'd be safer with me 😆7 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏
Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.
You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?
😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...
But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..
Not exactly what I meant by work space...
What's your shoe size? 😂
Jesse, I never thought I'd say this, but.. you'd be safer with me 😆
Shhh Jo... Don't scare him off. 1 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏
Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.
You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?
😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...
But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..
Not exactly what I meant by work space...
What's your shoe size? 😂
Jesse, I never thought I'd say this, but.. you'd be safer with me 😆
It's a trap.. don't do it!! 😂1
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