We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,848 Member
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    He wanted to *kitten* someone named ED. PD wasn’t good enough for him. 😒
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Tried to act like Ed wasnt a part of her harem. I saw him slotted in every other Tuesday at 5 to 5:45 in her little black book calendar.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,511 Member
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    I just found out the hard way (yes in a public post on MFP) that PD gave more time to Ed then she did to me. 😭
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,848 Member
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    I’m sorry! Forgive me! You can have a whole hour! 🤗
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    I found out she gave every one more time.. all I got was a wham, bang, thank you maam in a 4 minute alotted slot :/
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Always timed me. Too much pressure
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
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    He kept calling me miss cinnamon for some weird reason
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,511 Member
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    She didn’t realize I was actually calling her Hot Stuff when referring to her as miss cinnamon. It was code...
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    You got your vision restored and are now able to see me for what I truly am...
  • kershaann
    kershaann Posts: 1,824 Member
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    Wait....When did we break up....
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,511 Member
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    She was so forgetful. It was like living the same day over and over and over again.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Had pet groundhogs. Loved them more than me, fed them steak.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,848 Member
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    He had a mental breakdown on Groundhog’s Day. Sometimes I still go visit him in his new home, but he’s unable to be emotionally present for a relationship.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Saw her shadow when I tried to get serious. Hasn't come out from under the house yet.
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
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    Locked me under his house
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,848 Member
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    She just ghosted me. In fact, she ghosted everyone. No one has been able to find her.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Had three ghost boyfriends I was expected to share with. F that.
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
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    I’m scared of ghost and he was very very into them
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Got tired of me grabbing her *kitten*. I tried to tell her it was a ghost. She wasnt buying it.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,848 Member
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    Got tired of him grabbing my imaginary friend. Just because you can’t see her, doesn’t mean it’s not cheating!

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