We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    I found out about the Million Dollar "Accidental" Death Policy while recovering in the hospital after surviving a fall after tripping on her cat toys at the top of the stairs... pretty sure her and the cat had conspired against me! ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She kept calling โ€œhere kitty kittyโ€ when I was the only Cat around. ๐Ÿ˜’
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She wanted to change my name to Dog. She said it would be cute.

    It was not cute ๐Ÿ˜’
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,342 Member
    Been trying to.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Heโ€™s delusional. I never dated my dad ๐Ÿ˜ณ
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    We did? I'm the last to know :/
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,342 Member
    Did we? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    lx1x wrote: ยป
    Did we? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

    Yes, because youโ€™re mine now Come here daddy ๐Ÿ˜

    ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜‚
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,342 Member
    ๐Ÿคฎ
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Never did.. ๐Ÿค—
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She had too much family drama. ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She didn't appreciate my close wacky family :D
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She posted sexy profile pics and all of a sudden she had 1000 new admirers. I couldnโ€™t compete
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She wouldn't believe she was #1
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,342 Member
    ๐Ÿคฏ

    Cheating on me!! Omg! ๐Ÿคฃ
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: ยป
    ๐Ÿคฏ

    Cheating on me!! Omg! ๐Ÿคฃ

    He was #1.. Shhhh, don't tell Cat ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She said everyone was her #1! ๐Ÿ˜ 
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: ยป
    She said everyone was her #1! ๐Ÿ˜ 

    Ummm.. wait, come back I can explain..
    Oh look squirrel *runs and hides*
    ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She thought I could be distracted by squirrels. Ohhhhh look shiny object!
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    I put a shiny object on my zipper. She didnt go for it :#
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    Got distracted by shiny objects
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    I once asked if I could mend her jeans and she screamed " They're supposed to be that way!!!!" all whilst attacking me with a stiletto ๐Ÿ‘  ๐Ÿค•
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Refused to go to the doctor, even with a shoe sticking out of her head
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    obsessed with the Doctor - hypochondriac is too mild a word
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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,342 Member
    She trying to feed me to the ๐Ÿฆˆ
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She killed my dad!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She went to jail for murder
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I framed pictures of her and hung them up on every inch of my walls and ceilings. She said it was creepy. ๐Ÿ˜’

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