We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He said my head was too misshapen
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She never welcomed me into the family.. :(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Tripped over one to many of her toys. Last straw
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He broke my favourite toy 😭

    I loved that barbie :D
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She always brought her Barbie to bed complete with her own little pillow and everything. 😬
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    edited June 2020
    😬pillow you say

    She's been trying to steal "the" pillow .

    🤣
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    😬pillow you say

    She's been trying to steal "the" pillow .

    🤣

    😆😁
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She traded "the" pillow 😬
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    She traded "the" pillow 😬

    Never.. ;) 🤗
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She always wanted to pull my ponytail and call me lx1x. I sensed there was someone else in her life.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    She always wanted to pull my ponytail and call me lx1x. I sensed there was someone else in her life.

    :D

    She called out Liiiiisa every night in her sleep, and looked disappointed ever time she looked at me :/
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was arrested for trespassing and terrorism safter being caught standing over her Ex's be. 😞
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited June 2020
    Sprinkle freak. Always putting sprinkles on my donuts. I dont like sprinkles!
  • maeyarly
    maeyarly Posts: 1 Member
    because it was all fake
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Never lived in reality and thought love was a fairy tale 😢
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Her heart belonged to another
  • Z10Rtza
    Z10Rtza Posts: 451 Member
    she was using my womanizer
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She said I was just a womanizer.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    she had a tally counter on her nightstand
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Expected me to share my women with him
  • will_it_go_round_in_circles
    will_it_go_round_in_circles Posts: 985 Member
    I called her this and she wanted to be that
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Never went round in circles.. just up and down. Such a disappointment.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited June 2020
    Did not care for my signature flip,/double axle hip thrust maneuver. Held up a sign that read "6.3" after 😞
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He gave PD his best effort and me only a 4.8 one.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    insisted I go donate blood thrice during our honeymoon. I didnt have energy left for anything else.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Always repeat what I say. Fun at first.. but annoying as hell. As annoying as pd.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    edited June 2020
    Always repeat what I say. Fun at first.. but annoying as hell. As annoying as pd.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Spoke about herself in third person. I got confused.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    PD didn’t break up with her. She tried to break up with PD, but PD wouldn’t allow it. 😏
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    she loved talking in third person but when I suggested inviting a third person - nothing. :D

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