We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    Didn’t appreciate that I applied sunscreen on him from head to toe, dressed him in UV protectant clothing, mask, gloves, and then bubble wrapped him before sending him to the store for milk. I said protecting my favourite human; he said I am a crazy ex. 🤷‍♀️
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She suffocated me with bubble wrap and dared to give me sunscreen with less than 110 SPF! 🤢🥵
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    Wanted me to buy her the expensive hard to find sunscreen and then bathed in it!!!
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,348 Member
    She didn't want me to have any other MFP friends and wanted me all for herself
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She wouldn't spoil me ☹️
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,348 Member
    She totally ignored me
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    He didn’t understand that in order for us to be together, we HAD to be friends first. Didn’t appreciate my traditional ways.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    That damn song was on repeat all day "If you wanna be my lovah"....
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    He was always trying to “get with my friends”
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    This social distancing thing was keeping her friends away
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    she bathed herself in talcum powder every evening
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    We did not.. I won't let him :D
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Booooooosssss-sy
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    He used too manny “oh’s” in booooosssss-sy
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    We didn't. She is mine. She will stay mine. I will booooossss her around until the end of time.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    He ate all my bananas.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    He called me a he. :o
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    He called me a he. :o

    So sorry, thought you were the minion guy.

    We actually broke up cause you kept leaving me tied up.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    We didn't. She is mine. She will stay mine. I will booooossss her around until the end of time.

    You missed an s

    DW was always tied up, got tired of having to give him piggy back rides everywhere