We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Didn’t appreciate that I applied sunscreen on him from head to toe, dressed him in UV protectant clothing, mask, gloves, and then bubble wrapped him before sending him to the store for milk. I said protecting my favourite human; he said I am a crazy ex. 🤷♀️0
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She suffocated me with bubble wrap and dared to give me sunscreen with less than 110 SPF! 🤢🥵0
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Wanted me to buy her the expensive hard to find sunscreen and then bathed in it!!!0
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She didn't want me to have any other MFP friends and wanted me all for herself0
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She wouldn't spoil me ☹️0
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She totally ignored me0
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He didn’t understand that in order for us to be together, we HAD to be friends first. Didn’t appreciate my traditional ways.0
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That damn song was on repeat all day "If you wanna be my lovah"....0
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He was always trying to “get with my friends”0
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This social distancing thing was keeping her friends away0
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she bathed herself in talcum powder every evening0
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We did not.. I won't let him0
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Booooooosssss-sy1
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He used too manny “oh’s” in booooosssss-sy0
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We didn't. She is mine. She will stay mine. I will booooossss her around until the end of time.0
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He ate all my bananas.0
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He called me a he.0
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »He called me a he.
So sorry, thought you were the minion guy.
We actually broke up cause you kept leaving me tied up.0 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »We didn't. She is mine. She will stay mine. I will booooossss her around until the end of time.
You missed an s
DW was always tied up, got tired of having to give him piggy back rides everywhere1
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