We broke up because...
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She said my hands wondered too much when I hugged her0
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His hands wondered and mine wandered. Our differences didn't stop there, unfortunately.0
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I found out she didn't like my dad bod0
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Found out he didn’t like my dad’s bod either.0
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She was always "my dad this", "my dad that", "my dad says..."0
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She wouldn't let me call her daddy.0
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She had Daddy issues0
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She never made me breakfast..
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She made me breakfast but it was grape nuts cereal0
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He never let me have the potatoes.0
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She had too many dolls with creepy eyes0
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She wouldn't let me wear my clown costume out in public.0
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I had to do all the cooking0
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I wanted a baecation0
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I couldn't deal that he looked better in a thong! 😏0
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Stole my thongs0
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I said where are the tongs!? I'm grilling some dogs ...he ruined my protein0
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She can do more chin ups than me 0
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He was too competitive0
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She wasn’t competitive enough0
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he was hyper competitive. I'm all for healthy competition, but I don't wanna race to see who can eat their food faster.0
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He said he could do better0
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She said she could do better0
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He bet on everything. How quickly I could make the bed. How much water I used in the shower. If I could make dinner for the two of us with only $6.92. 😬0
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She used all my hot shower water0
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He kicked me out of the shower with only one leg shaved and my hair full of conditioner.0
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She kept showering at some guys house and said it didn't mean anything0
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She kept telling me about some guy who showers a lot...0
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Nooo... we did? First I knew
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She never listened to me0
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