Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    If this is considered a vegetable 3p140rparmq5.jpg


    only 240 cals and 4g carbs in a serving too whew- how many servings in a box though asking for a friend

    One. The box is one serving. And you eat it with the wooden spoon. No regerts.

    And since it's you, or your friend rather, a dollop of mayo.

    personally im a big fan of chopping up hot dogs and tossing em in there with some ketchup

    Ground beef, green peas, red bell pepper and onions

    Okay now you’re just listing off *kitten*
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    If this is considered a vegetable 3p140rparmq5.jpg


    only 240 cals and 4g carbs in a serving too whew- how many servings in a box though asking for a friend

    One. The box is one serving. And you eat it with the wooden spoon. No regerts.

    And since it's you, or your friend rather, a dollop of mayo.

    personally im a big fan of chopping up hot dogs and tossing em in there with some ketchup

    Ground beef, green peas, red bell pepper and onions

    Okay now you’re just listing off *kitten*

    tropical punch flavored pickles on the side
  • will_it_go_round_in_circles
    will_it_go_round_in_circles Posts: 985 Member
    edited August 2020
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    If this is considered a vegetable 3p140rparmq5.jpg


    only 240 cals and 4g carbs in a serving too whew- how many servings in a box though asking for a friend

    One. The box is one serving. And you eat it with the wooden spoon. No regerts.

    And since it's you, or your friend rather, a dollop of mayo.

    personally im a big fan of chopping up hot dogs and tossing em in there with some ketchup

    Ground beef, green peas, red bell pepper and onions

    Okay now you’re just listing off *kitten*

    Yes, *kitten* I like in mac-n-cheese~ish
  • iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    If this is considered a vegetable 3p140rparmq5.jpg


    only 240 cals and 4g carbs in a serving too whew- how many servings in a box though asking for a friend

    One. The box is one serving. And you eat it with the wooden spoon. No regerts.

    And since it's you, or your friend rather, a dollop of mayo.

    personally im a big fan of chopping up hot dogs and tossing em in there with some ketchup

    Ground beef, green peas, red bell pepper and onions

    Okay now you’re just listing off *kitten*

    tropical punch flavored pickles on the side

    IDK if I could eat that even if I had a strong case of the munchies
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    If this is considered a vegetable 3p140rparmq5.jpg


    only 240 cals and 4g carbs in a serving too whew- how many servings in a box though asking for a friend

    One. The box is one serving. And you eat it with the wooden spoon. No regerts.

    And since it's you, or your friend rather, a dollop of mayo.

    personally im a big fan of chopping up hot dogs and tossing em in there with some ketchup

    Ground beef, green peas, red bell pepper and onions

    Okay now you’re just listing off *kitten*

    tropical punch flavored pickles on the side

    IDK if I could eat that even if I had a strong case of the munchies

    i bought a jar of them a couple years ago. not bad.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    dirty ceiling fan blades
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    If I go over and the microwave looks like this 🤮aoswxfujq36n.jpg
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    If I go over and the microwave looks like this 🤮aoswxfujq36n.jpg

    Gahh 🤢
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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,355 Member
    Non organized and doesn't keep house decently clean. I lived with someone for 3 years and she was a slob. We had great times and conversations, but I couldn't live with her always being irked by clothes all over the place, plates in the sink unwashed, make-up all over the counter sink, and papers just stacked up with no reason to put away.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

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  • MFPUser73629
    MFPUser73629 Posts: 224 Member
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    When they can’t cut their own sandwiches

    When they talk back and start thinking freely


    w0oba3recujg.jpeg

    Enjoy your sandwich 😁

    OHHH YOU EVIL WOMEN!

    Wait, for those who don’t like crust and have beards that is pretty clutch. Each piece you can get all the between the crust goodness and not get food or condiments in your beard. The crust is either eaten up to or slides between your teeth and cheek and can be pulled back out.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    If they dont enjoy back tickles
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    If he doesn’t at least threaten to send me nudes it’s going nowhere
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    If they don’t like mushrooms 🍄
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    if they delete my snap and my number and then pretend they dont know me i will almost maybe give up
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    If he doesn’t at least threaten to send me nudes it’s going nowhere

    Shakes fist, threatens nudes

    This is especially funny if he’s already nude when this happens
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    If he doesn’t at least threaten to send me nudes it’s going nowhere

    Shakes fist, threatens nudes

    Going somewhere!
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    If they don’t like mushrooms 🍄

    Foiled by fungus again!
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    overly dark arm hair

  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    overly dark arm hair

    Sending forearm nudes
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    overly dark arm hair

    Sending forearm nudes

    scandalous
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Never seeing faces in their produce
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    When I go in for that high five and she down grades me to a fist bump... 😬
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    If he doesn’t at least threaten to send me nudes it’s going nowhere

    Shakes fist, threatens nudes

    This is especially funny if he’s already nude when this happens

    The nudity is implied. If I were to come out and say it, there would be no tension or mystery on my posts in my favorite thread