Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • KLoGetsHealthy
    KLoGetsHealthy Posts: 272 Member
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Picks me up in a Prius
    The only logical thing is to pretend you’re not home when he shows up in that thing. 😂

  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Picks me up in a Prius

    Does that go for any hybrid 😬
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    KLoGetsHealthy wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Picks me up in a Prius
    The only logical thing is to pretend you’re not home when he shows up in that thing. 😂

    Why do I feel like y’all are making fun of my squatted prius

    ...say that out loud, it sounds like an embarrassing medical condition
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    KLoGetsHealthy wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Picks me up in a Prius
    The only logical thing is to pretend you’re not home when he shows up in that thing. 😂

    Why do I feel like y’all are making fun of my squatted prius

    ...say that out loud, it sounds like an embarrassing medical condition

    Why did you make me say that out loud!?
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    KLoGetsHealthy wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Picks me up in a Prius
    The only logical thing is to pretend you’re not home when he shows up in that thing. 😂

    Why do I feel like y’all are making fun of my squatted prius

    ...say that out loud, it sounds like an embarrassing medical condition

    Why did you make me say that out loud!?

    “He was born with a squatted prius. NO DONT LOOK he’s very sensitive about it!”
  • KLoGetsHealthy
    KLoGetsHealthy Posts: 272 Member
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    KLoGetsHealthy wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Picks me up in a Prius
    The only logical thing is to pretend you’re not home when he shows up in that thing. 😂

    Why do I feel like y’all are making fun of my squatted prius

    ...say that out loud, it sounds like an embarrassing medical condition

    I’m definitely making fun a little bit.😬
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    If she can't handle me ghosting and reanimating biweekly, sometimes quarterly... 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    If he interrupts my sleep for any reason other than fire.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    If she's on the carnivore diet 🙄
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    if she's a fisherperson from the decaying town of Innsmouth circa 1931

    ...and she’s religious, that’s important
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    80 different bottles of lotion. stop the madness.
    ma'am how do you even walk around after your shower routine without slipping on the floor
    like a seal on the ice
    trying to evade a polar bear
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    80 different bottles of lotion. stop the madness.
    ma'am how do you even walk around after your shower routine without slipping on the floor
    like a seal on the ice
    trying to evade a polar bear

    This makes me think of a young man of my acquaintance who, when asked what he liked about his (mean, cheating, not very attractive) girlfriend, said that he liked the way she lotioned after the shower.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    80 different bottles of lotion. stop the madness.
    ma'am how do you even walk around after your shower routine without slipping on the floor
    like a seal on the ice
    trying to evade a polar bear

    This makes me think of a young man of my acquaintance who, when asked what he liked about his (mean, cheating, not very attractive) girlfriend, said that he liked the way she lotioned after the shower.

    so dirty girls are better then okay i got it
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    80 different bottles of lotion. stop the madness.
    ma'am how do you even walk around after your shower routine without slipping on the floor
    like a seal on the ice
    trying to evade a polar bear

    you just don’t lotion the bottom of your feet and then there’s no slippage

    crackedfeet.png




  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    80 different bottles of lotion. stop the madness.
    ma'am how do you even walk around after your shower routine without slipping on the floor
    like a seal on the ice
    trying to evade a polar bear

    you just don’t lotion the bottom of your feet and then there’s no slippage

    crackedfeet.png




    so a pumice stone as a bday gift is in order yes?
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Bunny slippers

    What about abominable snowman or Santa with a fluffy beard? 🙈
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,545 Member
    I always like to say my deal breaker is smooshing slugs because what kind of person smooshes slugs????

    But really I have a lot more deal breakers in terms of dating:

    Polyamory- dealbreaker. I'm monogamous, we won't be compatible.
    Right wing politics - again, we won't be compatible.
    dishonesty- if i can't trust you, it's not going to work.

  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    80 different bottles of lotion. stop the madness.
    ma'am how do you even walk around after your shower routine without slipping on the floor
    like a seal on the ice
    trying to evade a polar bear

    you just don’t lotion the bottom of your feet and then there’s no slippage

    crackedfeet.png




    so a pumice stone as a bday gift is in order yes?

    and undo all this work from walking trails barefoot?
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Bunny slippers

    See if I ever dance for you again. 😤
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Bunny slippers

    What about abominable snowman or Santa with a fluffy beard? 🙈

    Those too
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Bunny slippers

    See if I ever dance for you again. 😤

    😂 stick to singing 🤗

    I knew you loved my singing 😁
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    an overly high snapscore

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    When he refuses to tell me his questions. 😠
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    When he refuses to tell me his questions. 😠

    😂 I know one you were interested in 😇

    Ah! You were behind that one! 😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    When he refuses to tell me his questions. 😠

    😂 I know one you were interested in 😇

    Ah! You were behind that one! 😂

    Moi? 😇

    I actually have a costume like that. 🤣
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Doesn’t know their 🍑 from their knees.
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    The second time she sets me on fire, it's over
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    when the hula hoop wind smells a little musty
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    when the hula hoop wind smells a little musty

    🤣

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