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    • Posts: 9,073 Member
      When a girl touches her hair while talking to you, she likes you. Specially if it's armpit hair.
    • Posts: 360 Member
      If a q-tip or bobby pin can't seem to get the itch in your ear try using a penknife.
    • Posts: 8,714 Member
      "well i think your hair looks nice like that" is a great compliment
    • Posts: 360 Member
      "I'll hold your beer if you go light it."
    • Posts: 462 Member
      happimess01 wrote: »
      When a girl touches her hair while talking to you, she likes you. Specially if it's armpit hair.

      DIS ME!
    • Posts: 1,337 Member
      edited August 2020
      people love to hear your opinions about politics on linkedin. bonus points for profanity; that just shows passion.
    • Posts: 1,337 Member
      if you're on a date, be sure to order for the other person. it will show them how thoughtful you are.
    • Posts: 8,714 Member
      kindalikevelma wrote: »
      if you're on a date, be sure to order for the other person. it will show them how thoughtful you are.

      alternatively- let her order whatever she wants because you "like a woman with an appetite"
    • Posts: 462 Member
      iMago wrote: »
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      alternatively- let her order whatever she wants because you "like a woman with an appetite"

      HEALTHY appetite. Say it right
    • Posts: 1,337 Member
      give compliments "i dont usually like that look on the women i date, but it kind of works for you". it will make her feel unique and beautiful.
    • Posts: 12,588 Member
      iMago wrote: »
      if she's important to you, do not under any circumstances let her know otherwise she'll start acting like she's important

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      Agreed... Give her absolutely no attention, no fun...
      And she'll crave that *kitten*... 😏
    • Posts: 3,129 Member
      Make sure to compare her to your mom, on the very first date.
      Or better yet, FaceTime your mom so she can give her 2c about your date
    • Posts: 3,129 Member
      Compare everything with what the horoscope said for today , guys love that
    • Posts: 32,344 Member
      No dates. Only updates. Constant texting.

      If they like you, you'll know. If they don't you will always be be confused. That's it in a nutshell and not the whole bushel.
    • Posts: 196 Member
      Diatonic12 wrote: »
      No dates. Only updates. Constant texting.

      If they like you, you'll know. If they don't you will always be be confused. That's it in a nutshell and not the whole bushel.

      sh
    • Posts: 196 Member
      drop a D pic first thing...60% of the time it works every time.
    • Posts: 360 Member
      Just stand there, it's cool, you won't get blown overboard.

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    • Posts: 8,714 Member
      online relationship?

      well don't get upset if she goes to beddy-bye at 6pm every night- that little angel had a hard day and needs her beauty rest 😫🥱🛏️
    • Posts: 9,563 Member
      After your SO has made an amazing, labour intensive meal - excuse yourself form the table with a "well, I'll let you clean up now, I have some stuff to do"

      ...they will appreciate your time management👍👍
    • Posts: 14,318 Member
      Gaslighting and ultimatums are the foundation of any strong relationship.🥰
    • Posts: 12,588 Member
      Just bottle it up, buttercup...
    • Posts: 148 Member
      Make eye contact with her when she's doing hip thrusts
    • Posts: 587 Member
      Go ahead and tell a woman in the elevator ladies first is your motto so you can see what God gave them. They won’t think you’re a creepy old man and avoid you for the rest of your life.

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