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  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    give compliments "i dont usually like that look on the women i date, but it kind of works for you". it will make her feel unique and beautiful.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    if she's important to you, do not under any circumstances let her know otherwise she'll start acting like she's important

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    Agreed... Give her absolutely no attention, no fun...
    And she'll crave that *kitten*... 😏
  • GabiV125
    GabiV125 Posts: 3,116 Member
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    Make sure to compare her to your mom, on the very first date.
    Or better yet, FaceTime your mom so she can give her 2c about your date
  • GabiV125
    GabiV125 Posts: 3,116 Member
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    Compare everything with what the horoscope said for today , guys love that
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
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    No dates. Only updates. Constant texting.

    If they like you, you'll know. If they don't you will always be be confused. That's it in a nutshell and not the whole bushel.
  • SwolehouseBrotown
    SwolehouseBrotown Posts: 196 Member
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    Diatonic12 wrote: »
    No dates. Only updates. Constant texting.

    If they like you, you'll know. If they don't you will always be be confused. That's it in a nutshell and not the whole bushel.

    sh
  • SwolehouseBrotown
    SwolehouseBrotown Posts: 196 Member
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    drop a D pic first thing...60% of the time it works every time.
  • BrustMannEiner
    BrustMannEiner Posts: 360 Member
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    Just stand there, it's cool, you won't get blown overboard.

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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    online relationship?

    well don't get upset if she goes to beddy-bye at 6pm every night- that little angel had a hard day and needs her beauty rest 😫🥱🛏️
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    After your SO has made an amazing, labour intensive meal - excuse yourself form the table with a "well, I'll let you clean up now, I have some stuff to do"

    ...they will appreciate your time management👍👍
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,010 Member
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    Gaslighting and ultimatums are the foundation of any strong relationship.🥰
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    Just bottle it up, buttercup...
  • salkavalka
    salkavalka Posts: 148 Member
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    Make eye contact with her when she's doing hip thrusts
  • jcrav77
    jcrav77 Posts: 584 Member
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    Go ahead and tell a woman in the elevator ladies first is your motto so you can see what God gave them. They won’t think you’re a creepy old man and avoid you for the rest of your life.

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