The iMago Relationship Advice thread
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_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »I'm in the process of scheduling a kayaking date with a guy I've been out with a few times. He said he may have to return the 2nd kayak he has to its owners before we get together. I suggested we sit laps and the response was something along the lines of "It would be tight, but I'm not opposed to it." NOT OPPOSED instead of CLIMB ON?!
Is this guy bad at flirting or has any interest he had disappeared? Should I wait until he gets settled in and head at him like that hippo vid that was shot with the iPhone?
i'd say he did everything right if you're still confused as to what he wants exactly.
so i'd say nothing. just wait until the day of and wear some kind of skimpy bottoms and ask him to help you into the kayak and see who breaks first.
Disappointed you advised on the wearing of any bottoms whatsoever.
Sheesh, you get what you pay for, I guess.
depends on how willing you are to catch a charge for public indecency
This is why I cant have nice things... or threads.
Cause, 10/10 would recommend going to jail for nekkid "kayaking"
owning a kayak myself i can 100% confirm there is no sexy way to successfully get in one and launch it
who says its the kayak that has to be launchedsweet_ermengarde wrote: »_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »I'm in the process of scheduling a kayaking date with a guy I've been out with a few times. He said he may have to return the 2nd kayak he has to its owners before we get together. I suggested we sit laps and the response was something along the lines of "It would be tight, but I'm not opposed to it." NOT OPPOSED instead of CLIMB ON?!
Is this guy bad at flirting or has any interest he had disappeared? Should I wait until he gets settled in and head at him like that hippo vid that was shot with the iPhone?
i'd say he did everything right if you're still confused as to what he wants exactly.
so i'd say nothing. just wait until the day of and wear some kind of skimpy bottoms and ask him to help you into the kayak and see who breaks first.
Disappointed you advised on the wearing of any bottoms whatsoever.
Sheesh, you get what you pay for, I guess.
depends on how willing you are to catch a charge for public indecency
This is why I cant have nice things... or threads.
Cause, 10/10 would recommend going to jail for nekkid "kayaking"
owning a kayak myself i can 100% confirm there is no sexy way to successfully get in one and launch it
idk some people think a girl being a lil clumsy is sexy_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »I'm in the process of scheduling a kayaking date with a guy I've been out with a few times. He said he may have to return the 2nd kayak he has to its owners before we get together. I suggested we sit laps and the response was something along the lines of "It would be tight, but I'm not opposed to it." NOT OPPOSED instead of CLIMB ON?!
Is this guy bad at flirting or has any interest he had disappeared? Should I wait until he gets settled in and head at him like that hippo vid that was shot with the iPhone?
i'd say he did everything right if you're still confused as to what he wants exactly.
so i'd say nothing. just wait until the day of and wear some kind of skimpy bottoms and ask him to help you into the kayak and see who breaks first.
Disappointed you advised on the wearing of any bottoms whatsoever.
Sheesh, you get what you pay for, I guess.
depends on how willing you are to catch a charge for public indecency
This is why I cant have nice things... or threads.
Cause, 10/10 would recommend going to jail for nekkid "kayaking"
owning a kayak myself i can 100% confirm there is no sexy way to successfully get in one and launch it
I was contemplating: have him hold toward the front, step over and straddle, then sit and pull my legs in. Perhaps a skimpy bikini. Maybe I'll get ladylike, wear a skirt, and decide if there's an article of clothing or two that should be removed prior. To keep them dry, ya know.
something something learn how to hold the oars and stroke properly?
pshhh -- what do I look like, an amateur?!
youre a brunette right?
I'll be whatever you want me to be.
haha no sir and no ma'am, the last time i heard that it cost me 5 bucks and a night in the clink
Was that the tweaker or the toothless one
hey we've been over this before- if you think they're actually an undercover officer, just *asking* them if they're an officer doesn't mean anything. they don't have to tell you at all.
*instead* you gotta specifically say something like "i'm a photographer and i'd like to pay you to let me take pics of you" basically. because if they're legit, they'll go for it, easy money and all.
but if they're actually a cop- there's no way they'd do it.
plus they're not there to bust photographers or whatever who aren't doing anything illegal.
TL/DR
Just check for teeth. No teeth = safe
they call that a "gummy bear salad" i believe4 -
_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »I'm in the process of scheduling a kayaking date with a guy I've been out with a few times. He said he may have to return the 2nd kayak he has to its owners before we get together. I suggested we sit laps and the response was something along the lines of "It would be tight, but I'm not opposed to it." NOT OPPOSED instead of CLIMB ON?!
Is this guy bad at flirting or has any interest he had disappeared? Should I wait until he gets settled in and head at him like that hippo vid that was shot with the iPhone?
i'd say he did everything right if you're still confused as to what he wants exactly.
so i'd say nothing. just wait until the day of and wear some kind of skimpy bottoms and ask him to help you into the kayak and see who breaks first.
Disappointed you advised on the wearing of any bottoms whatsoever.
Sheesh, you get what you pay for, I guess.
depends on how willing you are to catch a charge for public indecency
This is why I cant have nice things... or threads.
Cause, 10/10 would recommend going to jail for nekkid "kayaking"
owning a kayak myself i can 100% confirm there is no sexy way to successfully get in one and launch it
who says its the kayak that has to be launchedsweet_ermengarde wrote: »_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »I'm in the process of scheduling a kayaking date with a guy I've been out with a few times. He said he may have to return the 2nd kayak he has to its owners before we get together. I suggested we sit laps and the response was something along the lines of "It would be tight, but I'm not opposed to it." NOT OPPOSED instead of CLIMB ON?!
Is this guy bad at flirting or has any interest he had disappeared? Should I wait until he gets settled in and head at him like that hippo vid that was shot with the iPhone?
i'd say he did everything right if you're still confused as to what he wants exactly.
so i'd say nothing. just wait until the day of and wear some kind of skimpy bottoms and ask him to help you into the kayak and see who breaks first.
Disappointed you advised on the wearing of any bottoms whatsoever.
Sheesh, you get what you pay for, I guess.
depends on how willing you are to catch a charge for public indecency
This is why I cant have nice things... or threads.
Cause, 10/10 would recommend going to jail for nekkid "kayaking"
owning a kayak myself i can 100% confirm there is no sexy way to successfully get in one and launch it
idk some people think a girl being a lil clumsy is sexy_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »I'm in the process of scheduling a kayaking date with a guy I've been out with a few times. He said he may have to return the 2nd kayak he has to its owners before we get together. I suggested we sit laps and the response was something along the lines of "It would be tight, but I'm not opposed to it." NOT OPPOSED instead of CLIMB ON?!
Is this guy bad at flirting or has any interest he had disappeared? Should I wait until he gets settled in and head at him like that hippo vid that was shot with the iPhone?
i'd say he did everything right if you're still confused as to what he wants exactly.
so i'd say nothing. just wait until the day of and wear some kind of skimpy bottoms and ask him to help you into the kayak and see who breaks first.
Disappointed you advised on the wearing of any bottoms whatsoever.
Sheesh, you get what you pay for, I guess.
depends on how willing you are to catch a charge for public indecency
This is why I cant have nice things... or threads.
Cause, 10/10 would recommend going to jail for nekkid "kayaking"
owning a kayak myself i can 100% confirm there is no sexy way to successfully get in one and launch it
I was contemplating: have him hold toward the front, step over and straddle, then sit and pull my legs in. Perhaps a skimpy bikini. Maybe I'll get ladylike, wear a skirt, and decide if there's an article of clothing or two that should be removed prior. To keep them dry, ya know.
something something learn how to hold the oars and stroke properly?
pshhh -- what do I look like, an amateur?!
youre a brunette right?
I'll be whatever you want me to be.
haha no sir and no ma'am, the last time i heard that it cost me 5 bucks and a night in the clink
Was that the tweaker or the toothless one
hey we've been over this before- if you think they're actually an undercover officer, just *asking* them if they're an officer doesn't mean anything. they don't have to tell you at all.
*instead* you gotta specifically say something like "i'm a photographer and i'd like to pay you to let me take pics of you" basically. because if they're legit, they'll go for it, easy money and all.
but if they're actually a cop- there's no way they'd do it.
plus they're not there to bust photographers or whatever who aren't doing anything illegal.
TL/DR
Just check for teeth. No teeth = safe
they call that a "gummy bear salad" i believe
Worth every penny
Allegedly
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Is @iMago still open today... I have questions! Can guys ask too or should we keep it in the cave?
Best approach in the beginning...
Ignore her completely, or give her that attention?
I've heard varying opinions on various outlets 😬...
But let's let you settle the debate here and now...4 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
depends on if she'll see it through or get bored and abandon the poor little dude or dudette on the side of the road somewhere. they actually have this really mournful honk when they're sad and its heartbreaking.5 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Is @iMago still open today... I have questions! Can guys ask too or should we keep it in the cave?
Best approach in the beginning...
Ignore her completely, or give her that attention?
I've heard varying opinions on various outlets 😬...
But let's let you settle the debate here and now...
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
depends on if she'll see it through or get bored and abandon the poor little dude or dudette on the side of the road somewhere. they actually have this really mournful honk when they're sad and its heartbreaking.
Omg stop being adorable on my post
Time and place
Sheesh1 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Is @iMago still open today... I have questions! Can guys ask too or should we keep it in the cave?
Best approach in the beginning...
Ignore her completely, or give her that attention?
I've heard varying opinions on various outlets 😬...
But let's let you settle the debate here and now...
just talk to her as much as you want, while saying as little as possible.4 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
depends on if she'll see it through or get bored and abandon the poor little dude or dudette on the side of the road somewhere. they actually have this really mournful honk when they're sad and its heartbreaking.
oh come ON
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Is @iMago still open today... I have questions! Can guys ask too or should we keep it in the cave?
Best approach in the beginning...
Ignore her completely, or give her that attention?
I've heard varying opinions on various outlets 😬...
But let's let you settle the debate here and now...
just talk to her as much as you want, while saying as little as possible.
and leave her on read, often.2 -
_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Is @iMago still open today... I have questions! Can guys ask too or should we keep it in the cave?
Best approach in the beginning...
Ignore her completely, or give her that attention?
I've heard varying opinions on various outlets 😬...
But let's let you settle the debate here and now...
just talk to her as much as you want, while saying as little as possible.
and leave her on read, often.
yeah that's actually super important ^
people- you gotta keep those read receipts turned on. that way if they text you something inane or boring and you choose not to respond, then they will see it and know.3 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Is @iMago still open today... I have questions! Can guys ask too or should we keep it in the cave?
Best approach in the beginning...
Ignore her completely, or give her that attention?
I've heard varying opinions on various outlets 😬...
But let's let you settle the debate here and now...
just talk to her as much as you want, while saying as little as possible.
10/4 Roger that... I completely get this and it's probably the best answer I think I've ever *kitten* heard 😂2 -
_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Is @iMago still open today... I have questions! Can guys ask too or should we keep it in the cave?
Best approach in the beginning...
Ignore her completely, or give her that attention?
I've heard varying opinions on various outlets 😬...
But let's let you settle the debate here and now...
just talk to her as much as you want, while saying as little as possible.
and leave her on read, often.
yeah that's actually super important ^
people- you gotta keep those read receipts turned on. that way if they text you something inane or boring and you choose not to respond, then they will see it and know.
No, i’ve been doing this for years to my sisters. Doesnt work1 -
_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Is @iMago still open today... I have questions! Can guys ask too or should we keep it in the cave?
Best approach in the beginning...
Ignore her completely, or give her that attention?
I've heard varying opinions on various outlets 😬...
But let's let you settle the debate here and now...
just talk to her as much as you want, while saying as little as possible.
and leave her on read, often.
Lol... 😏😂0 -
_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Is @iMago still open today... I have questions! Can guys ask too or should we keep it in the cave?
Best approach in the beginning...
Ignore her completely, or give her that attention?
I've heard varying opinions on various outlets 😬...
But let's let you settle the debate here and now...
just talk to her as much as you want, while saying as little as possible.
and leave her on read, often.
yeah that's actually super important ^
people- you gotta keep those read receipts turned on. that way if they text you something inane or boring and you choose not to respond, then they will see it and know.
No, i’ve been doing this for years to my sisters. Doesnt work
you're a girl so i'd imagine it's harder for you to not say something about something that doesn't really matter that much.
in your case, just start saving nonsensical gifs and then sending those as a response if you don't wanna talk to them anymore.2 -
_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Is iMago still open today... I have questions! Can guys ask too or should we keep it in the cave?
Best approach in the beginning...
Ignore her completely, or give her that attention?
I've heard varying opinions on various outlets 😬...
But let's let you settle the debate here and now...
just talk to her as much as you want, while saying as little as possible.
and leave her on read, often.
yeah that's actually super important ^
people- you gotta keep those read receipts turned on. that way if they text you something inane or boring and you choose not to respond, then they will see it and know.
No, i’ve been doing this for years to my sisters. Doesnt work
you're a girl so i'd imagine it's harder for you to not say something about something that doesn't really matter that much.
in your case, just start saving nonsensical gifs and then sending those as a response if you don't wanna talk to them anymore.
....
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_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Is iMago still open today... I have questions! Can guys ask too or should we keep it in the cave?
Best approach in the beginning...
Ignore her completely, or give her that attention?
I've heard varying opinions on various outlets 😬...
But let's let you settle the debate here and now...
just talk to her as much as you want, while saying as little as possible.
and leave her on read, often.
yeah that's actually super important ^
people- you gotta keep those read receipts turned on. that way if they text you something inane or boring and you choose not to respond, then they will see it and know.
No, i’ve been doing this for years to my sisters. Doesnt work
you're a girl so i'd imagine it's harder for you to not say something about something that doesn't really matter that much.
in your case, just start saving nonsensical gifs and then sending those as a response if you don't wanna talk to them anymore.
....
see you got it
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Is @iMago still open today... I have questions! Can guys ask too or should we keep it in the cave?
Best approach in the beginning...
Ignore her completely, or give her that attention?
I've heard varying opinions on various outlets 😬...
But let's let you settle the debate here and now...
just talk to her as much as you want, while saying as little as possible.
May I add.... dont play this card unless you know she's not good at playing those elusive games too 😏7 -
_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Is iMago still open today... I have questions! Can guys ask too or should we keep it in the cave?
Best approach in the beginning...
Ignore her completely, or give her that attention?
I've heard varying opinions on various outlets 😬...
But let's let you settle the debate here and now...
just talk to her as much as you want, while saying as little as possible.
and leave her on read, often.
yeah that's actually super important ^
people- you gotta keep those read receipts turned on. that way if they text you something inane or boring and you choose not to respond, then they will see it and know.
No, i’ve been doing this for years to my sisters. Doesnt work
you're a girl so i'd imagine it's harder for you to not say something about something that doesn't really matter that much.
in your case, just start saving nonsensical gifs and then sending those as a response if you don't wanna talk to them anymore.
....
also good if u want to give your sister a seizure4 -
_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Is @iMago still open today... I have questions! Can guys ask too or should we keep it in the cave?
Best approach in the beginning...
Ignore her completely, or give her that attention?
I've heard varying opinions on various outlets 😬...
But let's let you settle the debate here and now...
just talk to her as much as you want, while saying as little as possible.
and leave her on read, often.
yeah that's actually super important ^
people- you gotta keep those read receipts turned on. that way if they text you something inane or boring and you choose not to respond, then they will see it and know.
okay but sometimes they are just tired and like they pills and whiskey are kicking in right?2 -
r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Is @iMago still open today... I have questions! Can guys ask too or should we keep it in the cave?
Best approach in the beginning...
Ignore her completely, or give her that attention?
I've heard varying opinions on various outlets 😬...
But let's let you settle the debate here and now...
just talk to her as much as you want, while saying as little as possible.
May I add.... dont play this card unless you know she's not good at playing those elusive games too 😏
well if you're a guy and she actually gets angry at you for playing games, and confronts you, then you just gotta hit her with old reliable "huh"2 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Is @iMago still open today... I have questions! Can guys ask too or should we keep it in the cave?
Best approach in the beginning...
Ignore her completely, or give her that attention?
I've heard varying opinions on various outlets 😬...
But let's let you settle the debate here and now...
just talk to her as much as you want, while saying as little as possible.
and leave her on read, often.
yeah that's actually super important ^
people- you gotta keep those read receipts turned on. that way if they text you something inane or boring and you choose not to respond, then they will see it and know.
okay but sometimes they are just tired and like they pills and whiskey are kicking in right?
well yeah sometimes. it usually works out though because they still wake up at like 333 am and then they read her texts but don't respond until around 8:30 or so anyhow.2 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Is iMago still open today... I have questions! Can guys ask too or should we keep it in the cave?
Best approach in the beginning...
Ignore her completely, or give her that attention?
I've heard varying opinions on various outlets 😬...
But let's let you settle the debate here and now...
just talk to her as much as you want, while saying as little as possible.
and leave her on read, often.
yeah that's actually super important ^
people- you gotta keep those read receipts turned on. that way if they text you something inane or boring and you choose not to respond, then they will see it and know.
No, i’ve been doing this for years to my sisters. Doesnt work
you're a girl so i'd imagine it's harder for you to not say something about something that doesn't really matter that much.
in your case, just start saving nonsensical gifs and then sending those as a response if you don't wanna talk to them anymore.
....
also good if u want to give your sister a seizure
...I’m not above it2 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Is @iMago still open today... I have questions! Can guys ask too or should we keep it in the cave?
Best approach in the beginning...
Ignore her completely, or give her that attention?
I've heard varying opinions on various outlets 😬...
But let's let you settle the debate here and now...
just talk to her as much as you want, while saying as little as possible.
and leave her on read, often.
yeah that's actually super important ^
people- you gotta keep those read receipts turned on. that way if they text you something inane or boring and you choose not to respond, then they will see it and know.
okay but sometimes they are just tired and like they pills and whiskey are kicking in right?
well yeah sometimes. it usually works out though because they still wake up at like 333 am and then they read her texts but don't respond until around 8:30 or so anyhow.
When i’m on the receiving end of a 3:33 read receipt, it’s especially impactful if I see that he’s liked a couple of pics of some rando on social media like 20-30 minutes after he’s read my text3 -
why not just be upfront? you either swim or sink just my 2 cent opinion7
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somejaykid wrote: »why not just be upfront? you either swim or sink just my 2 cent opinion
LOL.
No.2 -
_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »somejaykid wrote: »why not just be upfront? you either swim or sink just my 2 cent opinion
LOL.
No.
why not? then you know right there if the other person likes you or not so you don't have to waste your time6 -
somejaykid wrote: »why not just be upfront? you either swim or sink just my 2 cent opinion
you can. and you might be happy that way. millions are.1 -
somejaykid wrote: »why not just be upfront? you either swim or sink just my 2 cent opinion
This whole thread is a meme
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r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Is @iMago still open today... I have questions! Can guys ask too or should we keep it in the cave?
Best approach in the beginning...
Ignore her completely, or give her that attention?
I've heard varying opinions on various outlets 😬...
But let's let you settle the debate here and now...
just talk to her as much as you want, while saying as little as possible.
May I add.... dont play this card unless you know she's not good at playing those elusive games too 😏
well if you're a guy and she actually gets angry at you for playing games, and confronts you, then you just gotta hit her with old reliable "huh"
HOW are you not breaking Bro Code?! Are gonna get beat up in an alley later?4
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