Stupid reasons you have been sent to HR

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  • Posts: 812 Member
    It was cold and I was accused on not wearing a bra. They had to apologize to me.

    Who even accused you of that?
  • Posts: 1,630 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I'm not necessarily alluding to any one particular post, I'll just say that this thread could use more photographs.

    :D:D:D:D
  • Posts: 1,124 Member
    hawkeye45_ wrote: »

    Who even accused you of that?

    Gawd, I’d be sent to HR for not here, not now, not ever staring.

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  • Posts: 812 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I'm not necessarily alluding to any one particular post, I'll just say that this thread could use more photographs.

    Only if it was a cute mouse.
  • Posts: 32,344 Member
    edited October 2020
    Just a dreamer or a silly heart

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    I was sent to the vice principal’s office in 8th grade for throwing hot dogs in the cafeteria.

    I was given detention by the vice principal for not standing at attention for the morning announcements after the Lord's Prayer and Oh Canada were over. Then suspended for refusing to go. This is when I discovered that you don't need to be particularly clever to enter the teaching profession. You're "punishing" me with a 5 day weekend? Okay, bud lol.
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    Are we doing school stuff now? I got detention for reading in class once and then a bunch of dress code violations.
    My older brother got expelled for not tucking in his shirt or dressing out for PE.
    My little brother got suspended for making finger guns in kindergarten.
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    One of the women I work with. I think its weird because she is always making comments about my body but especially my boobs. It makes me extremely uncomfortable when she says stuff.

    Someone is obviously too focused on yours. And I'm not even including the MFP pervs.
  • Posts: 9,723 Member
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    Are we doing school stuff now? I got detention for reading in class once and then a bunch of dress code violations.
    My older brother got expelled for not tucking in his shirt or dressing out for PE.
    My little brother got suspended for making finger guns in kindergarten.

    You're a whole family of outlaws, aren't you? :)
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    ReenieHJ wrote: »

    Someone is obviously too focused on yours. And I'm not even including the MFP pervs.

    What's super creepy about this story is that the HR team actually still called you in about it. Like...WTH? 😶

    They should have discussed the matter with the "complainant" and had the conversation end there.
  • Posts: 20,506 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »

    Someone is obviously too focused on yours. And I'm not even including the MFP pervs.

    .... you say 'MFP Pervs' like it's a bad thing.
  • Posts: 2,116 Member
    one time i was djing during a pledge drive and played marquee moon bc i wanted a cigarette break and my boss was so mad like half my cigarette break he was yelling at me

  • Posts: 6,286 Member
    one time i was djing during a pledge drive and played marquee moon bc i wanted a cigarette break and my boss was so mad like half my cigarette break he was yelling at me

    It was hard to pay attention after you said you're a DJ 😍 Also, *kitten* that dude. What's your fav music genre?
  • Posts: 2,116 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »

    It was hard to pay attention after you said you're a DJ 😍 Also, *kitten* that dude. What's your fav music genre?

    i was a dj long time ago, not anymore tho
    probably math rock, or post rock, but i like all kinds of music
  • Posts: 1,090 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »

    You're a whole family of outlaws, aren't you? :)

    😈 😈 😈 My sister played the system and always got written notes to get out of school activities like for women problems and diarrhea.
  • Posts: 9,723 Member
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »

    😈 😈 😈 My sister played the system and always got written notes to get out of school activities like for women problems and diarrhea.

    I had those notes from home too, all through my middle school years where community showers were a thing. There was no way in he!! I was going to be naked in front of other 7th-8th grade girls.
  • Posts: 9,723 Member
    @GymGoddess Omigod she needs a kick in the hiney. Or a pair of blinders so she can keep her nose where it belongs.
    Definitely sounds like she's a jealous troublemaker sort of gal.
  • Posts: 2,583 Member
    I got told on for telling a very needy co worker to ‘figure it out for yourself’ it was getting hard to get my own work done because of her. That made her cry...

    She told my boss, he told me to be nice as he laughed. He gets it.
  • Posts: 3,776 Member
    one time i was djing during a pledge drive and played marquee moon bc i wanted a cigarette break and my boss was so mad like half my cigarette break he was yelling at me

    Did you play Autobahn next time?
  • Posts: 37,259 Member
    edited October 2020

    One of the women I work with. I think its weird because she is always making comments about my body but especially my boobs. It makes me extremely uncomfortable when she says stuff.

    You need to "cash her outside!"

    I sometimes don't button the second button on my dress shirt at work and my chest is a wee bit hairy, which has lead to multiple people (other men) making comments. As guys we tend to give each other *kitten* so I said something about not being able to help being a real man. Turned out the guy I said it to was dealing with low T levels and he went to HR.
    Like I knew about his condition.
    Since there was nothing in the dress code about the how many buttons had to be buttoned I just got a talking to. I did try turning it around by saying that people should be looking at my face not at my chest when they talk to me. That didn't really go over so well.
    So know I just tell people "Hey my eye are up here!"
  • Posts: 2,146 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »

    You need to "cash her outside!"

    I sometimes don't button the second button on my dress shirt at work and my chest is a wee bit hairy, which has lead to multiple people (other men) making comments. As guys we tend to give each other *kitten* so I said something about not being able to help being a real man. Turned out the guy I said it to was dealing with low T levels and he went to HR.
    Like I knew about his condition.
    Since there was nothing in the dress code about the how many buttons had to be buttoned I just got a talking to. I did try turning it around by saying that people should be looking at my face not at my chest when they talk to me. That didn't really go over so well.
    So know I just tell people "Hey my eye are up here!"

    Or maybe people should just keep their rude comments to themselves period.
  • Posts: 3,776 Member
    Just_Mel_ wrote: »
    I was fired for "not answering an email in a timely manner" which was totally fabricated. The following week, my ex-supervisor's younger sister had my old job.
    The job loss left me unemployed for 5 months, ruined my credit, and sent me into crippling depression. I'm still bitter AF over it, 4 years later.

    . . the sun rises.

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