The Mildly Passive-Aggressive Mid-life/Existential Crisis Terrible Poetry Thread

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  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    scratchmyTwitch wrote: »
    This is just to say

    I drank the last of the milk

    Which you were probably saving for your cereal

    It was good

    I put the container back in the fridge

    You’re welcome

    😂😂😂😂im dying
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    Roses are red,
    violets are blue
    Well, a bit like lavender actually
    Just like a little deeper shade of bluish purple
    Like cerulean kinda
    Which I can’t pronounce and honestly isn’t even close to the right color
    Anyway let’s watch that new space documentary

  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    until I didn't.
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    until I didn't.

    Oh my god it was ONE finger 🤦🏼‍♀️
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Decades passing by
    Like ships sailing in the night
    You appear again
  • Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz
    Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz Posts: 513 Member
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    I know your type, I see them all around
    You're gonna tell me I'm "beautiful," and that your wife drowned
    You'll sell me a story, one that I'll buy
    I'll wait anxiously for every reply
    Til one day you leave mfp and return as another headless torso looking for some other dumb *kitten* to get you to send her nudes
    And she does

    I mean, if you're LOOKING for a story to buy, I have a few up on Amazon...do you like horror???
  • Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz
    Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz Posts: 513 Member
    ...there is a thread for that! Actually I think there's a thread for both of them

    and because this is the poem thread, something something hem
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »
    ...there is a thread for that! Actually I think there's a thread for both of them

    and because this is the poem thread, something something hem

    You were mistaken
    To think that poems must all
    Be the rhyming kind
  • Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz
    Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz Posts: 513 Member
    CacoEther wrote: »
    Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »
    ...there is a thread for that! Actually I think there's a thread for both of them

    and because this is the poem thread, something something hem

    You were mistaken
    To think that poems must all
    Be the rhyming kind

    MANSPALIMING
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »
    CacoEther wrote: »
    Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »
    ...there is a thread for that! Actually I think there's a thread for both of them

    and because this is the poem thread, something something hem

    You were mistaken
    To think that poems must all
    Be the rhyming kind

    MANSPALIMING

    well.... she ain't wrong.

    *shrug
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    edited December 2020
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  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »
    CacoEther wrote: »
    Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »
    ...there is a thread for that! Actually I think there's a thread for both of them

    and because this is the poem thread, something something hem

    You were mistaken
    To think that poems must all
    Be the rhyming kind

    MANSPALIMING

    You should see me manspread
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    CacoEther wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    I Trusted You.
    until I didn't.

    Oh my god it was ONE finger 🤦🏼‍♀️

    @CacoEther

    these things come with an attached nail file for a reason

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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    i never feel too dour

    despite the lateness of the hour

    but sometime I find myself quite bored

    can someone please open the door
    get on the floor
    everybody walk the dinosaur
  • Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz
    Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz Posts: 513 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    i never feel too dour

    despite the lateness of the hour

    but sometime I find myself quite bored

    can someone please open the door
    get on the floor
    everybody walk the dinosaur

    I wasn't sure where you were going with this but I like where you took it
  • JessBbody
    JessBbody Posts: 523 Member
    He's 6 feet tall
    I gasp, I fall
    I thought I'd never see
    A man so perfect
    In every way
    A mortal man could be

    With sandy hair
    So rightly gelled
    And emerald eyes
    My heart was felled

    With shoulders broad
    Yet knees askew
    Upon first glance
    I felt, I knew

    If I had known
    That fateful day
    How long this would go on
    I would have stopped
    And given up
    That face I look upon

    But it's too late
    I see my fate
    I face reality
    It's sealed in fire
    My soul's desire
    Is only on t.v.
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    Among us is an imposter
    Death to all who foster
    Lies and deceit
    Tis' thier favorite treat

    Do not point the finger at I
    I swear that I did so spy
    The perpetrator doing the deed
    Your suspicion of me they do need

    Imposter your lies didn't cause me to die
    For half and half caused a tie
    Can someone watch me do a task
    So I can prove that I do not wear a mask?

    Victory is mine at last
    Rejoice in that simple task
    You fools it was I
    Thank gawd for that *kitten* tie

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