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  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    Imo QT has the best hot chocolate. I know, I know, a gas station? Yes. The mighty mocha 👌👌👌👌👌
  • stevehenderson776
    stevehenderson776 Posts: 324 Member
    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    if women sent unsolicited tit pics, would that help men realize how unwelcomed unsolicited d pics were?

    Thoughts?

    I mean, maybe it might be different if it were unsolicited "v" pics...

    "Who keeps sending me Alien v Predator screen grabs?"
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    if women sent unsolicited tit pics, would that help men realize how unwelcomed unsolicited d pics were?

    Thoughts?

    I mean, maybe it might be different if it were unsolicited "v" pics...

    "Who keeps sending me Alien v Predator screen grabs?"

    I am cryingggg 😂😂😂
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    Aha, that’s the info I needed.
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    breakfast burrito with avocado
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    Small town businesses that merge and become big. :( I've always brought my animals to a wonderful local vet; he retired a few months ago. Someone bought all 3 vet practices in our town and they're all moving into one big building. I had to call for a refill this a.m. and it was the first time I got a recorded message. :( I hate dealing with machines. I want to talk with a real live person, thank you very much.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    I’ll point them in your direction.
    My special disagreeing friend.
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
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    I’ll point them in your direction.
    My special disagreeing friend.

    I disagreed just so I could see them for real. :) Send them my way. :)
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
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    I’ll point them in your direction.
    My special disagreeing friend.

    I've always wondered about flying saucer in-flight services.

    Do they have movies ? Meal service ?
    .... still serve peanuts, or are they just serving pretzels ?
    I miss the peanuts.

    Hot towels like in business class ?

    How large (or small) are the restrooms on those things ? (I wouldn't just have to 'hold it', would I ?)

    Hopefully the fight attendants are hot.

    Do they do those stupid pre take-off announcements while standing in the middle of the aisle ?

    Okay, I'll go !

    Whooz with me ?

    Mars is Cold (bring a scarf and jacket)


    .
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
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    I’ll point them in your direction.
    My special disagreeing friend.

    I've always wondered about flying saucer in-flight services.

    Do they have movies ? Meal service ?
    .... still serve peanuts, or are they just serving pretzels ?
    I miss the peanuts.

    Hot towels like in business class ?

    How large (or small) are the restrooms on those things ? (I wouldn't just have to 'hold it', would I ?)

    Hopefully the fight attendants are hot.

    Do they do those stupid pre take-off announcements while standing in the middle of the aisle ?

    Okay, I'll go !

    Whooz with me ?

    Mars is Cold (bring a scarf and jacket)


    .

    The promos, to date, really only focus on the anal probing part so... 🤷🏿‍♀️
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    r06jherxdgld.jpeg

    I’ll point them in your direction.
    My special disagreeing friend.

    I've always wondered about flying saucer in-flight services.

    Do they have movies ? Meal service ?
    .... still serve peanuts, or are they just serving pretzels ?
    I miss the peanuts.

    Hot towels like in business class ?

    How large (or small) are the restrooms on those things ? (I wouldn't just have to 'hold it', would I ?)

    Hopefully the fight attendants are hot.

    Do they do those stupid pre take-off announcements while standing in the middle of the aisle ?

    Okay, I'll go !

    Whooz with me ?

    Mars is Cold (bring a scarf and jacket)


    .

    The promos, to date, really only focus on the anal probing part so... 🤷🏿‍♀️

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    r06jherxdgld.jpeg

    I’ll point them in your direction.
    My special disagreeing friend.

    I've always wondered about flying saucer in-flight services.

    Do they have movies ? Meal service ?
    .... still serve peanuts, or are they just serving pretzels ?
    I miss the peanuts.

    Hot towels like in business class ?

    How large (or small) are the restrooms on those things ? (I wouldn't just have to 'hold it', would I ?)

    Hopefully the fight attendants are hot.

    Do they do those stupid pre take-off announcements while standing in the middle of the aisle ?

    Okay, I'll go !

    Whooz with me ?

    Mars is Cold (bring a scarf and jacket)


    .

    The promos, to date, really only focus on the anal probing part so... 🤷🏿‍♀️

    Dang, I'll have to cash in some extra frequent flyer points for that upgrade.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member

    I just got food poisoning





    .... but I'm not sure when to use it.


    .
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    🤦‍♂️
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,678 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    r06jherxdgld.jpeg

    I’ll point them in your direction.
    My special disagreeing friend.

    I've always wondered about flying saucer in-flight services.

    Do they have movies ? Meal service ?
    .... still serve peanuts, or are they just serving pretzels ?
    I miss the peanuts.

    Hot towels like in business class ?

    How large (or small) are the restrooms on those things ? (I wouldn't just have to 'hold it', would I ?)

    Hopefully the fight attendants are hot.

    Do they do those stupid pre take-off announcements while standing in the middle of the aisle ?

    Okay, I'll go !

    Whooz with me ?

    Mars is Cold (bring a scarf and jacket)


    .

    Oh that's how it works! Ok! Disagree on its way!
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,678 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    r06jherxdgld.jpeg

    I’ll point them in your direction.
    My special disagreeing friend.

    I've always wondered about flying saucer in-flight services.

    Do they have movies ? Meal service ?
    .... still serve peanuts, or are they just serving pretzels ?
    I miss the peanuts.

    Hot towels like in business class ?

    How large (or small) are the restrooms on those things ? (I wouldn't just have to 'hold it', would I ?)

    Hopefully the fight attendants are hot.

    Do they do those stupid pre take-off announcements while standing in the middle of the aisle ?

    Okay, I'll go !

    Whooz with me ?

    Mars is Cold (bring a scarf and jacket)


    .

    The promos, to date, really only focus on the anal probing part so... 🤷🏿‍♀️

    Dang, I'll have to cash in some extra frequent flyer points for that upgrade.

    I'll trade you... You can have my anal probe, I'll take your peanuts.
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    r06jherxdgld.jpeg

    I’ll point them in your direction.
    My special disagreeing friend.

    I've always wondered about flying saucer in-flight services.

    Do they have movies ? Meal service ?
    .... still serve peanuts, or are they just serving pretzels ?
    I miss the peanuts.

    Hot towels like in business class ?

    How large (or small) are the restrooms on those things ? (I wouldn't just have to 'hold it', would I ?)

    Hopefully the fight attendants are hot.

    Do they do those stupid pre take-off announcements while standing in the middle of the aisle ?

    Okay, I'll go !

    Whooz with me ?

    Mars is Cold (bring a scarf and jacket)


    .

    The promos, to date, really only focus on the anal probing part so... 🤷🏿‍♀️

    Dang, I'll have to cash in some extra frequent flyer points for that upgrade.

    I'll trade you... You can have my anal probe, I'll take your peanuts.

    wait. What. There’s probing?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    r06jherxdgld.jpeg

    I’ll point them in your direction.
    My special disagreeing friend.

    I've always wondered about flying saucer in-flight services.

    Do they have movies ? Meal service ?
    .... still serve peanuts, or are they just serving pretzels ?
    I miss the peanuts.

    Hot towels like in business class ?

    How large (or small) are the restrooms on those things ? (I wouldn't just have to 'hold it', would I ?)

    Hopefully the fight attendants are hot.

    Do they do those stupid pre take-off announcements while standing in the middle of the aisle ?

    Okay, I'll go !

    Whooz with me ?

    Mars is Cold (bring a scarf and jacket)


    .

    The promos, to date, really only focus on the anal probing part so... 🤷🏿‍♀️

    Dang, I'll have to cash in some extra frequent flyer points for that upgrade.

    I'll trade you... You can have my anal probe, I'll take your peanuts.

    wait. What. There’s probing?

    Is there really any other reason to ride in an alien spaceship ?
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    r06jherxdgld.jpeg

    I’ll point them in your direction.
    My special disagreeing friend.

    I've always wondered about flying saucer in-flight services.

    Do they have movies ? Meal service ?
    .... still serve peanuts, or are they just serving pretzels ?
    I miss the peanuts.

    Hot towels like in business class ?

    How large (or small) are the restrooms on those things ? (I wouldn't just have to 'hold it', would I ?)

    Hopefully the fight attendants are hot.

    Do they do those stupid pre take-off announcements while standing in the middle of the aisle ?

    Okay, I'll go !

    Whooz with me ?

    Mars is Cold (bring a scarf and jacket)


    .

    The promos, to date, really only focus on the anal probing part so... 🤷🏿‍♀️

    Dang, I'll have to cash in some extra frequent flyer points for that upgrade.

    I'll trade you... You can have my anal probe, I'll take your peanuts.

    wait. What. There’s probing?

    Is there really any other reason to ride in an alien spaceship ?

    For the tribbles?
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,678 Member
    I'm dying here. Best thread ever. 😂
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    I keep getting messages from the most random people from my past and I swear I never have anything to say. Like oh hey we haven’t talked since middle school or hey ya we broke up nine years ago what’s up? Things are going ya, it’s my birthday tomorrow... 😐
    Why ya contact me if yar wasn’t gonna actually talk to me about anything? 😕(sorry the last sentence should be read as a pirate)
    I get all jazzed and then the convo goes nowhere.
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    I keep getting messages from the most random people from my past and I swear I never have anything to say. Like oh hey we haven’t talked since middle school or hey ya we broke up nine years ago what’s up? Things are going ya, it’s my birthday tomorrow... 😐
    Why ya contact me if yar wasn’t gonna actually talk to me about anything? 😕(sorry the last sentence should be read as a pirate)
    I get all jazzed and then the convo goes nowhere.

    Arrrrgh

    I just think everyone should make *kitten* up to entertain me and only tell me the truth if I insist.
  • MsMelloDoggerello
    MsMelloDoggerello Posts: 14 Member
    Losing ten pounds...
  • Miss_Chiev0us_
    Miss_Chiev0us_ Posts: 2,208 Member
    Losing ten pounds...

    Good luck 😊💗
  • Miss_Chiev0us_
    Miss_Chiev0us_ Posts: 2,208 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Everybody knows that sponges grow in the ocean.

    Did you ever stop to think how much deeper the ocean would be without all of those sponges?

    No, not at all 😆

    But I am now..
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    I started watching this chick applying makeup,
    next thing I know 30min had gone by and all she’d gotten done was the shading and concealer.
    It was like watching her paint her face.
    She was very pretty.

    I do not know how to apply my makeup like that or even close.
    Whenever I put on a lot of makeup I end up wiping half of it off before I get out the door.
    I feel like a clown.
    I’ve gone so long wearing minimal makeup
    that I can’t get used to wearing a lot.
    I need a tan.