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  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    KosmosKitten wrote: »
    piggy_smalls wrote: »
    Why the sudden influx of Russian porn order, I mean mail order, brides in my friend requests?

    Where's my mail-order husband? This one-sided sexist approach ain't for me. If the porn bots gotta spam, at least be equal opportunity spammers!

    Apparently Russian porn producers think women won’t spend money on that. They’re probably right.
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    I haven’t been getting the bots and now I feel left out. 😢
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    I haven’t been getting the bots and now I feel left out. 😢

    You still might. I got my first one today 😃😂
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    I haven’t been getting the bots and now I feel left out. 😢

    no worries

    I'll send you a FR, just after I break-out my bikini from cold storage.
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    I haven’t been getting the bots and now I feel left out. 😢

    Me either... why not me?!
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    If a chihuahua and mastiff were bred, what would their pups look like? Could you imagine a mastiffs head on a chihuahuas body?
    And let's not even start on the logistics if the chihuahuas was the female!
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    I haven’t been getting the bots and now I feel left out. 😢

    no worries

    I'll send you a FR, just after I break-out my bikini from cold storage.

    Thank you for all that you do in these trying times. 🤖
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    If a chihuahua and mastiff were bred, what would their pups look like? Could you imagine a mastiffs head on a chihuahuas body?
    And let's not even start on the logistics if the chihuahuas was the female!

    kc8g2fz7rb7a.jpeg
    columsz6uyxt.jpeg

    Found this on the internet
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    If a chihuahua and mastiff were bred, what would their pups look like? Could you imagine a mastiffs head on a chihuahuas body?
    And let's not even start on the logistics if the chihuahuas was the female!

    kc8g2fz7rb7a.jpeg
    columsz6uyxt.jpeg

    Found this on the internet

    Bailey must have been a Playa with mad, mad game.
  • Miss_Chiev0us_
    Miss_Chiev0us_ Posts: 2,208 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    I haven’t been getting the bots and now I feel left out. 😢

    no worries

    I'll send you a FR, just after I break-out my bikini from cold storage.

    I'm jealous you never sent me a bikini pic with your request 😒 if you do, wait till it's been out of the "cold" storage please 😬
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    If a chihuahua and mastiff were bred, what would their pups look like? Could you imagine a mastiffs head on a chihuahuas body?
    And let's not even start on the logistics if the chihuahuas was the female!

    Some people just don't have enough to keep them busy.
    :wink:
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    I haven’t been getting the bots and now I feel left out. 😢

    I mean...I can DM you while being suggestively (un)dressed but I'm not a bot 🤷🏿‍♀️ Compromise?
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    If a chihuahua and mastiff were bred, what would their pups look like? Could you imagine a mastiffs head on a chihuahuas body?
    And let's not even start on the logistics if the chihuahuas was the female!

    kc8g2fz7rb7a.jpeg
    columsz6uyxt.jpeg

    Found this on the internet

    Bailey must have been a Playa with mad, mad game.

    You got mad internets skilz!
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    edited February 2021
    Ok, so on a scale of 1 to 10 (where "1" is least pathetic and "10" is most pathetic), how bad is it if I only ever contact MFP support when it's about not being able to play Acronym Game? 🤔

    Today's error message...

    ×Argument 1 passed to KeywordBlocker\Library\KeywordContentFilter::matchesWord() must be of the type string, null given, called in /var/www/frontend-7a514508ab9fc6/plugins/KeywordBlocker/Library/KeywordContentFilter.php on line 70

    ... And there's no amount of keyword changing that makes the message go away. Oh Lord, unless the keyword is Maltedtea 😭
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    tams_89 wrote: »
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    If a chihuahua and mastiff were bred, what would their pups look like? Could you imagine a mastiffs head on a chihuahuas body?
    And let's not even start on the logistics if the chihuahuas was the female!

    😅 Funny visual
    I came across an English bulldog mixed with a Dogue de bordeaux the other day v3ok84v5aq1x.jpg

    His name must be Tank. That's just right as rain for him.
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    tams_89 wrote: »
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    If a chihuahua and mastiff were bred, what would their pups look like? Could you imagine a mastiffs head on a chihuahuas body?
    And let's not even start on the logistics if the chihuahuas was the female!

    😅 Funny visual
    I came across an English bulldog mixed with a Dogue de bordeaux the other day v3ok84v5aq1x.jpg

    I feel his poor legs are going to be big problems. :(
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    mwgibler wrote: »
    I was feeling left out, but then I got a friend request with a gal sitting “awkwardly” in a very short skirt.

    You're welcome
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  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    edited February 2021
    LaneaJ wrote: »
    Warmer weather, cute dresses, and sandals...sigh

    OMG!!! I was just thinking this same thought! Well that and margaritas on the beach.
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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Pizza!
  • stevehenderson776
    stevehenderson776 Posts: 324 Member
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    Bagel pizza, but notice the order - if it's not assembled in said order...is a deal breaker

    Take notes!

    English muffin pizza > bagel pizza
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    Larry Flynt died
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    Larry Flynt died

    Riddance
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    Larry Flynt died

    I am somehow not bothered by this turn of events. Dude was the ickiest of the icky, imo.
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    Hey, I just report the news
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    Hey, I just report the news

    I am visualizing this.

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