We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She made Tartar Sauce, our fish into fish sticks! Nomnom so sad, but so good!πŸ˜₯πŸ˜‹
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Let’s just say our dog, Puddin, disappeared. 😬
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    Her breath smelled like puddin
  • Analog_Kid
    Analog_Kid Posts: 976 Member
    she ended every other sentence with "eh?"
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    He refused to turn up my hearing aids
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    edited April 2021
    I mistook her β€œplenty of protein” for β€œplenty of pro-teen”. She didn’t approve of me adopting several teenagers...
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    He kept talking about his "guns"
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She refused to let me have coffee after 9 am
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She was an expensive date. 27 specialty coffees from Starbucks per day? πŸ’Έ
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She kept a lot of illegal substances in the house that she'd call her "coffee"...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She said no coffee ever in the house :'(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Tried to steal my chocolate stash 😠
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She had a secret stash of chocolate and didn't even tell me 😟
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    I was unable to love myself, rendering me incapable of loving anyone else. At least that’s what my therapist told me as he was exiting my wife’s bedroom...
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    He had an obsession with tires and when he drove he'd watch the wheels instead of the road, and it scared me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She'd never want to go on Road trips with me
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited April 2021
    She called me from Disney World claiming she forgot to pick me up! I even had my name and phone number engraved on my mouse ears hat just in case I got lost.πŸ˜€πŸ˜•
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She claimed to have short term memory loss everytime I asked her if she remembered to..... You name it...every time it was her turn to buy groceries, pick up the dry cleaning, pick me up at the airport. 😣
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    It bothered her that I’d only watch movies that were based on true stories...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    The only true stories he watched was the secret video he took of our neighbours
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    edited April 2021
    My texting and emoji skills were not up to her standards...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He used this emoji a lot to me..
    I love you πŸ–•
    Good morning sweetheart πŸ–•
    Hope you're having a great day πŸ–•

    πŸ˜‘
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited April 2021
    Made me dig her ex’s (the muscular one with the special finger sign) shallow grave and didn’t help at all!πŸ˜“
  • tara_means_star
    tara_means_star Posts: 957 Member
    She didn't like the show psych 🀷
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She continues to set me up with her Girlfriends knowing that I like Burly Bearded Men πŸ™„
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    …Order reverse in everything wrote i
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He got pregnant the hussy 😠
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was always calling me names 😝
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    Her co-workers spent every evening at our house, I never got to participate.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    I was emotionally bankrupt (and financially, too)…