We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,850 Member
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    She refused to let me have coffee after 9 am
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,562 Member
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    She was an expensive date. 27 specialty coffees from Starbucks per day? 💸
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
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    She kept a lot of illegal substances in the house that she'd call her "coffee"...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    She said no coffee ever in the house :'(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Tried to steal my chocolate stash 😠
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She had a secret stash of chocolate and didn't even tell me 😟
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    I was unable to love myself, rendering me incapable of loving anyone else. At least that’s what my therapist told me as he was exiting my wife’s bedroom...
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
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    He had an obsession with tires and when he drove he'd watch the wheels instead of the road, and it scared me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She'd never want to go on Road trips with me
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited April 2021
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    She called me from Disney World claiming she forgot to pick me up! I even had my name and phone number engraved on my mouse ears hat just in case I got lost.😤😕
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She claimed to have short term memory loss everytime I asked her if she remembered to..... You name it...every time it was her turn to buy groceries, pick up the dry cleaning, pick me up at the airport. 😣
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    It bothered her that I’d only watch movies that were based on true stories...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    The only true stories he watched was the secret video he took of our neighbours
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited April 2021
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    My texting and emoji skills were not up to her standards...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    He used this emoji a lot to me..
    I love you 🖕
    Good morning sweetheart 🖕
    Hope you're having a great day 🖕

    😑
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited April 2021
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    Made me dig her ex’s (the muscular one with the special finger sign) shallow grave and didn’t help at all!😓
  • tara_means_star
    tara_means_star Posts: 957 Member
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    She didn't like the show psych 🤷
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She continues to set me up with her Girlfriends knowing that I like Burly Bearded Men 🙄
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    …Order reverse in everything wrote i
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    He got pregnant the hussy 😠

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