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I stop on railroad tracks because the sign says not to
I roll through stop signs because the sign says to stop
I drive faster when the light turns yellow
I pause when the light turns green because of all the crazies that run red lights 🤭
I live 5 minutes from the ocean, but only go during off months because too many people.
I don't like drinking or eating out of anything made from plastic
I often eat my lunch sitting in a parking lot because of time constraints
I'm an orphan
Now I'm sad...that's all for today
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Peachesand_cream wrote: »I stop on railroad tracks because the sign says not to
I roll through stop signs because the sign says to stop
I drive faster when the light turns yellow
I pause when the light turns green because of all the crazies that run red lights 🤭
I live 5 minutes from the ocean, but only go during off months because too many people.
I don't like drinking or eating out of anything made from plastic
I often eat my lunch sitting in a parking lot because of time constraints
I'm an orphan
Now I'm sad...that's all for today
@Peachesand_cream
(new and innovative reach-around angles.)
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Awww @Peachesand_cream
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Motorsheen wrote: »Peachesand_cream wrote: »I stop on railroad tracks because the sign says not to
I roll through stop signs because the sign says to stop
I drive faster when the light turns yellow
I pause when the light turns green because of all the crazies that run red lights 🤭
I live 5 minutes from the ocean, but only go during off months because too many people.
I don't like drinking or eating out of anything made from plastic
I often eat my lunch sitting in a parking lot because of time constraints
I'm an orphan
Now I'm sad...that's all for today
@Peachesand_cream
(new and innovative reach-around angles.)
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My favorite angles ❤️1 -
Awww @Peachesand_cream
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You're a sweetheart, Reenie. I thank you for your hugs 🤗0 -
I honestly don't know why no one wants to do the confined space entry into reactor 8...
I mean I know we don't have to do it, but it looks like fun to me 😂... I'm hella gonna play the Indiana Jones theme song on my phone while I go down 😂...
I'm just a by gone man from a by gone Era I guess 🤷🏽♂️...5 -
I’ve always loved reading and getting lost in stories. And unrelated, I can handle and have been through a lot more than I give myself credit for.3
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asuroxychick wrote: »Some people honestly think something is wrong with me because having children was never my top priority. .
Child free 4 lyfe, by choice 🖖0 -
I really really hate the process of doing my own nails. Remove old polish, file, push back cuticles, oil cuticles...
It’s too much.
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@vanityy99 wrote: »I really really hate the process of doing my own nails. Remove old polish, file, push back cuticles, oil cuticles...
It’s too much.
Me too. It’s tedious work. But I do it once in a blue moon when I’m feeling fancy.😄 But I love getting pedicures! I think most feet are weird looking and ugly and some cute paint helps with all of that.
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Ironwoman1111 wrote: »@vanityy99 wrote: »I really really hate the process of doing my own nails. Remove old polish, file, push back cuticles, oil cuticles...
It’s too much.
I think most feet are weird looking and ugly and some cute paint helps with all of that.
So do socks. Unfortunately I seem to have inherited my dad's feet and they're not fit to be seen by any other human on the planet.
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I have the worst imposter syndrome, professionally and, at times, otherwise 😕2
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I'm extremely hard on portable electronics. I have broken countless phones. I've dropped them down cavernous shafts, I've accidentally bent flip phones the wrong way trying to close them one handed against my leg or thigh, I've ran them over with the lawn tractor, I've ran them over with vehicles. Some of this was done with Defender series Otter Boxes. They were still no match for me. But I gotta say this iPhone 11 is pretty damn tough. I may not be able to kill it.
So, Friday night I'm on a three way facetime call with two other dudes solidifying their flight times and all the logistics for me to pick them up / drop them off. The damn rooster flew up onto the patio heater then a couple hens followed.
I go and try and shoo them off. They won't budge. I shake the heater. They won't budge. I get up on a chair so I can try the shoo while shaking approach. Still won't budge. By this time my bro-friends are laughing their *kitten* off.
I'm getting a little salty because this roo has been bowing up to me. The damn thing pecked my toe while I was feeding them the other day and drew blood. So I'm not gonna let that little pecker of a SoB get the best of me.
I get right up there and snatch him by his paw. But I only get one paw. And I pull him down. The hens fly away sqwacking. I got my phone in one hand, facetime still going, roo in the other flailing around yanking at the one paw I got, wings flapping, and starting to claw my hand with his free paws talons.
While all this is going on I hear by bro-buddies laughing hysterically. I go to step off the chair and miss judge the drop. I go backwards flat onto my *kitten* then my back. Roo goes flying one direction and my phone goes another.
It's close to 2200 and I don't have any lights on around the pool. My phone case is black. I'm looking for it thinking it's face down on the pool deck. I can't find it. Then think to myself "Self, you done effed up.". And I go to the edge of the pool, where I see the glow of an iPhone 11 at the bottom of the deep end next to the bottom suction port.
I dive in and rescue my phone. Come up and the thing is still working! I dry it off, text my buddies telling them I'm powering off the phone and I'd see them the next day. Gave it time and powered it back on. Still worked!
So, If anyone was curious, an iphone 11 will work after sitting at the bottom of the deep end of a pool for 30+ seconds, the only thing affected was the speakers which now work perfectly after a few days of drying out, and I no longer take electronics near the pool.
Oh, BTW, I got a pair of air pods out of it. One of ol' boys bought me a pair. He said the conversion after I dropped was "I bet that dumbass dropped his phone in the pool" and they took it as this dumbass did drop his phone in the pool when I texted saying I'm powering off the phone.7 -
I'm extremely hard on portable electronics. I have broken countless phones. I've dropped them down cavernous shafts, I've accidentally bent flip phones the wrong way trying to close them one handed against my leg or thigh, I've ran them over with the lawn tractor, I've ran them over with vehicles. Some of this was done with Defender series Otter Boxes. They were still no match for me. But I gotta say this iPhone 11 is pretty damn tough. I may not be able to kill it.
So, Friday night I'm on a three way facetime call with two other dudes solidifying their flight times and all the logistics for me to pick them up / drop them off. The damn rooster flew up onto the patio heater then a couple hens followed.
I go and try and shoo them off. They won't budge. I shake the heater. They won't budge. I get up on a chair so I can try the shoo while shaking approach. Still won't budge. By this time my bro-friends are laughing their *kitten* off.
I'm getting a little salty because this roo has been bowing up to me. The damn thing pecked my toe while I was feeding them the other day and drew blood. So I'm not gonna let that little pecker of a SoB get the best of me.
I get right up there and snatch him by his paw. But I only get one paw. And I pull him down. The hens fly away sqwacking. I got my phone in one hand, facetime still going, roo in the other flailing around yanking at the one paw I got, wings flapping, and starting to claw my hand with his free paws talons.
While all this is going on I hear by bro-buddies laughing hysterically. I go to step off the chair and miss judge the drop. I go backwards flat onto my *kitten* then my back. Roo goes flying one direction and my phone goes another.
It's close to 2200 and I don't have any lights on around the pool. My phone case is black. I'm looking for it thinking it's face down on the pool deck. I can't find it. Then think to myself "Self, you done effed up.". And I go to the edge of the pool, where I see the glow of an iPhone 11 at the bottom of the deep end next to the bottom suction port.
I dive in and rescue my phone. Come up and the thing is still working! I dry it off, text my buddies telling them I'm powering off the phone and I'd see them the next day. Gave it time and powered it back on. Still worked!
So, If anyone was curious, an iphone 11 will work after sitting at the bottom of the deep end of a pool for 30+ seconds, the only thing affected was the speakers which now work perfectly after a few days of drying out, and I no longer take electronics near the pool.
Oh, BTW, I got a pair of air pods out of it. One of ol' boys bought me a pair. He said the conversion after I dropped was "I bet that dumbass dropped his phone in the pool" and they took it as this dumbass did drop his phone in the pool when I texted saying I'm powering off the phone.
I would have paid to watch this. 😂☺️3 -
I like digging in the dirt.
I would love to go to Crater of Diamonds in AR and sit in the dirt all day digging for diamonds.
But it’s kind of far and no one wants to go with me.
I heard there was a place in TX where you pay a flat price and they dump you a big pile of dirt with lots of little fossils and what not to dig through.
I’d love it. No one wants to do it.
I want so badly to see the cliff dwellings of Mesa Verde but no one wants to go with me.
I think it would be fun to rent a couple giant, fancy RVs and grandparents, grandkids, kids, all go on a road trip somewhere, stopping along the way.
Everyone says “yeah” kinda lame like,
no one wants to go.
What happened?
We used to all like doing the same things. 🤷🏼♀️5 -
honey_honey_12 wrote: »I like digging in the dirt.
I would love to go to Crater of Diamonds in AR and sit in the dirt all day digging for diamonds.
But it’s kind of far and no one wants to go with me.
I heard there was a place in TX where you pay a flat price and they dump you a big pile of dirt with lots of little fossils and what not to dig through.
I’d love it. No one wants to do it.
I want so badly to see the cliff dwellings of Mesa Verde but no one wants to go with me.
I think it would be fun to rent a couple giant, fancy RVs and grandparents, grandkids, kids, all go on a road trip somewhere, stopping along the way.
Everyone says “yeah” kinda lame like,
no one wants to go.
What happened?
We used to all like doing the same things. 🤷🏼♀️
OMG ME TOO!!! I always wanted to be that person who'd uncover a new dinosaur, or precious stones, or even that missing buried treasure. Many years ago we went to this small digging site where you got a little hammer and could go hit to your heart's content, just minerals, rocks, that sort of thing. Just digging among the different rocks was cool, not even looking for treasure. Or panning for gold, that'd be fun too.
I dug a lot when I was a little girl and found 2 silver pennies in our back yard; I was so excited. I dug a 3x10' trench in our own backyard to create a walkway but all I found were bricks people had buried. I read archeology articles as much as I read news. 3 -
honey_honey_12 wrote: »I like digging in the dirt.
I would love to go to Crater of Diamonds in AR and sit in the dirt all day digging for diamonds.
But it’s kind of far and no one wants to go with me.
I heard there was a place in TX where you pay a flat price and they dump you a big pile of dirt with lots of little fossils and what not to dig through.
I’d love it. No one wants to do it.
I want so badly to see the cliff dwellings of Mesa Verde but no one wants to go with me.
I think it would be fun to rent a couple giant, fancy RVs and grandparents, grandkids, kids, all go on a road trip somewhere, stopping along the way.
Everyone says “yeah” kinda lame like,
no one wants to go.
What happened?
We used to all like doing the same things. 🤷🏼♀️
OMG ME TOO!!! I always wanted to be that person who'd uncover a new dinosaur, or precious stones, or even that missing buried treasure. Many years ago we went to this small digging site where you got a little hammer and could go hit to your heart's content, just minerals, rocks, that sort of thing. Just digging among the different rocks was cool, not even looking for treasure. Or panning for gold, that'd be fun too. I dug a lot when I was a little girl and found 2 silver pennies in our back yard; I was so excited. I dug a 3x10' trench in our own backyard to create a walkway but all I found were bricks people had buried. I read archeology articles as much as I read news.
You and I need to go find a place to dig! 💓0 -
honey_honey_12 wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »I like digging in the dirt.
I would love to go to Crater of Diamonds in AR and sit in the dirt all day digging for diamonds.
But it’s kind of far and no one wants to go with me.
I heard there was a place in TX where you pay a flat price and they dump you a big pile of dirt with lots of little fossils and what not to dig through.
I’d love it. No one wants to do it.
I want so badly to see the cliff dwellings of Mesa Verde but no one wants to go with me.
I think it would be fun to rent a couple giant, fancy RVs and grandparents, grandkids, kids, all go on a road trip somewhere, stopping along the way.
Everyone says “yeah” kinda lame like,
no one wants to go.
What happened?
We used to all like doing the same things. 🤷🏼♀️
OMG ME TOO!!! I always wanted to be that person who'd uncover a new dinosaur, or precious stones, or even that missing buried treasure. Many years ago we went to this small digging site where you got a little hammer and could go hit to your heart's content, just minerals, rocks, that sort of thing. Just digging among the different rocks was cool, not even looking for treasure. Or panning for gold, that'd be fun too. I dug a lot when I was a little girl and found 2 silver pennies in our back yard; I was so excited. I dug a 3x10' trench in our own backyard to create a walkway but all I found were bricks people had buried. I read archeology articles as much as I read news.
You and I need to go find a place to dig! 💓
I have just the place for you two ! Don't know about the gold but have lots of rocks
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honey_honey_12 wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »I like digging in the dirt.
I would love to go to Crater of Diamonds in AR and sit in the dirt all day digging for diamonds.
But it’s kind of far and no one wants to go with me.
I heard there was a place in TX where you pay a flat price and they dump you a big pile of dirt with lots of little fossils and what not to dig through.
I’d love it. No one wants to do it.
I want so badly to see the cliff dwellings of Mesa Verde but no one wants to go with me.
I think it would be fun to rent a couple giant, fancy RVs and grandparents, grandkids, kids, all go on a road trip somewhere, stopping along the way.
Everyone says “yeah” kinda lame like,
no one wants to go.
What happened?
We used to all like doing the same things. 🤷🏼♀️
OMG ME TOO!!! I always wanted to be that person who'd uncover a new dinosaur, or precious stones, or even that missing buried treasure. Many years ago we went to this small digging site where you got a little hammer and could go hit to your heart's content, just minerals, rocks, that sort of thing. Just digging among the different rocks was cool, not even looking for treasure. Or panning for gold, that'd be fun too. I dug a lot when I was a little girl and found 2 silver pennies in our back yard; I was so excited. I dug a 3x10' trench in our own backyard to create a walkway but all I found were bricks people had buried. I read archeology articles as much as I read news.
You and I need to go find a place to dig! 💓
I have just the place for you two ! Don't know about the gold but have lots of rocks
Too much rain up there. ☔️
We need dirt not mud. ☺️1 -
honey_honey_12 wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »I like digging in the dirt.
I would love to go to Crater of Diamonds in AR and sit in the dirt all day digging for diamonds.
But it’s kind of far and no one wants to go with me.
I heard there was a place in TX where you pay a flat price and they dump you a big pile of dirt with lots of little fossils and what not to dig through.
I’d love it. No one wants to do it.
I want so badly to see the cliff dwellings of Mesa Verde but no one wants to go with me.
I think it would be fun to rent a couple giant, fancy RVs and grandparents, grandkids, kids, all go on a road trip somewhere, stopping along the way.
Everyone says “yeah” kinda lame like,
no one wants to go.
What happened?
We used to all like doing the same things. 🤷🏼♀️
OMG ME TOO!!! I always wanted to be that person who'd uncover a new dinosaur, or precious stones, or even that missing buried treasure. Many years ago we went to this small digging site where you got a little hammer and could go hit to your heart's content, just minerals, rocks, that sort of thing. Just digging among the different rocks was cool, not even looking for treasure. Or panning for gold, that'd be fun too. I dug a lot when I was a little girl and found 2 silver pennies in our back yard; I was so excited. I dug a 3x10' trench in our own backyard to create a walkway but all I found were bricks people had buried. I read archeology articles as much as I read news.
You and I need to go find a place to dig! 💓
I have just the place for you two ! Don't know about the gold but have lots of rocks
Too much rain up there. ☔️
We need dirt not mud. ☺️
Rocks is Rocks
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honey_honey_12 wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »I like digging in the dirt.
I would love to go to Crater of Diamonds in AR and sit in the dirt all day digging for diamonds.
But it’s kind of far and no one wants to go with me.
I heard there was a place in TX where you pay a flat price and they dump you a big pile of dirt with lots of little fossils and what not to dig through.
I’d love it. No one wants to do it.
I want so badly to see the cliff dwellings of Mesa Verde but no one wants to go with me.
I think it would be fun to rent a couple giant, fancy RVs and grandparents, grandkids, kids, all go on a road trip somewhere, stopping along the way.
Everyone says “yeah” kinda lame like,
no one wants to go.
What happened?
We used to all like doing the same things. 🤷🏼♀️
OMG ME TOO!!! I always wanted to be that person who'd uncover a new dinosaur, or precious stones, or even that missing buried treasure. Many years ago we went to this small digging site where you got a little hammer and could go hit to your heart's content, just minerals, rocks, that sort of thing. Just digging among the different rocks was cool, not even looking for treasure. Or panning for gold, that'd be fun too. I dug a lot when I was a little girl and found 2 silver pennies in our back yard; I was so excited. I dug a 3x10' trench in our own backyard to create a walkway but all I found were bricks people had buried. I read archeology articles as much as I read news.
You and I need to go find a place to dig! 💓
I have just the place for you two ! Don't know about the gold but have lots of rocks
Too much rain up there. ☔️
We need dirt not mud. ☺️
Yep its raining right now . How'd you guess ? 1 -
honey_honey_12 wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »I like digging in the dirt.
I would love to go to Crater of Diamonds in AR and sit in the dirt all day digging for diamonds.
But it’s kind of far and no one wants to go with me.
I heard there was a place in TX where you pay a flat price and they dump you a big pile of dirt with lots of little fossils and what not to dig through.
I’d love it. No one wants to do it.
I want so badly to see the cliff dwellings of Mesa Verde but no one wants to go with me.
I think it would be fun to rent a couple giant, fancy RVs and grandparents, grandkids, kids, all go on a road trip somewhere, stopping along the way.
Everyone says “yeah” kinda lame like,
no one wants to go.
What happened?
We used to all like doing the same things. 🤷🏼♀️
OMG ME TOO!!! I always wanted to be that person who'd uncover a new dinosaur, or precious stones, or even that missing buried treasure. Many years ago we went to this small digging site where you got a little hammer and could go hit to your heart's content, just minerals, rocks, that sort of thing. Just digging among the different rocks was cool, not even looking for treasure. Or panning for gold, that'd be fun too. I dug a lot when I was a little girl and found 2 silver pennies in our back yard; I was so excited. I dug a 3x10' trench in our own backyard to create a walkway but all I found were bricks people had buried. I read archeology articles as much as I read news.
You and I need to go find a place to dig! 💓
I have just the place for you two ! Don't know about the gold but have lots of rocks
Too much rain up there. ☔️
We need dirt not mud. ☺️
Yep its raining right now . How'd you guess ?
Every time I’ve driven up there it was raining.
I just guessed. 🤷🏼♀️ Who knew? ☺️2 -
Having a sale on wiper blades and pan shovels !!1
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@Tigg_er
What the heck good is a HD cycle engine to me?
That’s all I could find on Google.
Talk southern so I can understand you. 😂0 -
I am a good listener and have been told so since I was in high school. Yet, when I want to talk, no one listens.
-OR- There's a Crowd of People in a Room. Everyone says the exact same thing about a topic. (Example: The sky is Really Blue Today!) So I say; "The sky is Really Blue Today". All of a Sudden - the Crowded Room of People Shriek & Say; No, it's NOT Tina. What the heck are you talking about? Yadda, yadda, yadda.
So I feel like: What I have to say, never means a thing to anyone or should I even bother "talking" at all!?! 🤷♀️6 -
honey_honey_12 wrote: »@Tigg_er
What the heck good is a HD cycle engine to me?
That’s all I could find on Google.
Talk southern so I can understand you. 😂
Pan Shovel
ya all
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honey_honey_12 wrote: »@Tigg_er
What the heck good is a HD cycle engine to me?
That’s all I could find on Google.
Talk southern so I can understand you. 😂
Pan Shovel ya all
A pan and a shovel 🤓0 -
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So, some of you may remember a comment I made in passing a couple three weeks ago about I think I hurt myself. I got the results back from an ultrasound and have torn an abdominal muscle. I was sorta worried it was a spigelian hernia but nope, just a muscle tear.
How in the H E Double Hockey Sticks did I do that you ask? Well, I'll tell ya...
Y'all probably can tell I love fishing. H E Doubl... you know the rest, I love doing anything except sitting around widening my *kitten* and prefer to be outside.
So, I went fishing. Things were going well, I was catching some small green sunfish every few casts. Then this monster hit my lure.
I was like WTF is this? It takes off. I had to adjust the drag just to keep it from running away with all my line.
I'm not set up for something like this so I gently fight it for what seems like tens of minutes. My arms are getting tired, I"m trying not to break my line, I stick the butt end of the pole against my abdomen and use it as leverage. Pulling, reeling, pulling, reeling, letting some drag, trying to wear ol' boy out.
then it happened, I literally herd this weird sound and my abdomen bulged. But I guess the adrenaline prevented me from feeling any pain.
I continued fighting until he was reeled in and on shore. I was so proud. It was clutch!
I've got him off to the taxidermist to be stuffed and mounted.
Just kidding. I was slinging around 4.75 gallon buckets of asphalt sealer two at a time.8
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