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😂 at the fish story ^1
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So, some of you may remember a comment I made in passing a couple three weeks ago about I think I hurt myself. I got the results back from an ultrasound and have torn an abdominal muscle. I was sorta worried it was a spigelian hernia but nope, just a muscle tear.
How in the H E Double Hockey Sticks did I do that you ask? Well, I'll tell ya...
Y'all probably can tell I love fishing. H E Doubl... you know the rest, I love doing anything except sitting around widening my *kitten* and prefer to be outside.
So, I went fishing. Things were going well, I was catching some small green sunfish every few casts. Then this monster hit my lure.
I was like WTF is this? It takes off. I had to adjust the drag just to keep it from running away with all my line.
I'm not set up for something like this so I gently fight it for what seems like tens of minutes. My arms are getting tired, I"m trying not to break my line, I stick the butt end of the pole against my abdomen and use it as leverage. Pulling, reeling, pulling, reeling, letting some drag, trying to wear ol' boy out.
then it happened, I literally herd this weird sound and my abdomen bulged. But I guess the adrenaline prevented me from feeling any pain.
I continued fighting until he was reeled in and on shore. I was so proud. It was clutch!
I've got him off to the taxidermist to be stuffed and mounted.
Just kidding. I was slinging around 4.75 gallon buckets of asphalt sealer two at a time.
Haha wasn't sure whether to hug you for your pain or like it for the laughter so I thought to he!! with your pain, I'll just laugh at him.
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So, some of you may remember a comment I made in passing a couple three weeks ago about I think I hurt myself. I got the results back from an ultrasound and have torn an abdominal muscle. I was sorta worried it was a spigelian hernia but nope, just a muscle tear.
How in the H E Double Hockey Sticks did I do that you ask? Well, I'll tell ya...
Y'all probably can tell I love fishing. H E Doubl... you know the rest, I love doing anything except sitting around widening my *kitten* and prefer to be outside.
So, I went fishing. Things were going well, I was catching some small green sunfish every few casts. Then this monster hit my lure.
I was like WTF is this? It takes off. I had to adjust the drag just to keep it from running away with all my line.
I'm not set up for something like this so I gently fight it for what seems like tens of minutes. My arms are getting tired, I"m trying not to break my line, I stick the butt end of the pole against my abdomen and use it as leverage. Pulling, reeling, pulling, reeling, letting some drag, trying to wear ol' boy out.
then it happened, I literally herd this weird sound and my abdomen bulged. But I guess the adrenaline prevented me from feeling any pain.
I continued fighting until he was reeled in and on shore. I was so proud. It was clutch!
I've got him off to the taxidermist to be stuffed and mounted.Just kidding. I was slinging around 4.75 gallon buckets of asphalt sealer two at a time.
RIP your abdominal muscle. <Sorry, I thought I was mildly funny. 😩1 -
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Finishiitnow wrote: »What would be the advice that you would give to your younger self?
When I was young I had zero comprehension that a woman 10 years older than me is suppose to look different than I do, being a child. I got my period when I was 9 years old so I must’ve thought I was grown. So I would look at the “IT” girl celebrities and compare myself and not understand why I looked the way I did 🤣
I would tell her be patient, a couple more years it will be game over.2 -
honey_honey_12 wrote: »Finishiitnow wrote: »What would be the advice that you would give to your younger self?
Don’t sweat the small stuff. ☺️
I wasted too much time getting upset over things that didn’t matter.
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When I go to a bar I just bring my ID with me and some cash.
I’ve had a bartender not serve me because she thought I was using someone else’s ID. She literally smacked a glass of water on the table for me to drink.
I didn’t wear makeup in my ID pic, and I do look like two different people with and without makeup
That’s horrible.2 -
i have a guilty pleasure of watching mukbangs1
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I don't know what mukbangs are. FYI 0
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I learned something new today. Definition of mukbangs.
But why? Just why?1 -
eatpolerepeat wrote: »
You probably could do one. 😆0 -
eatpolerepeat wrote: » Yep, me too. But please. Keep your mouth closed; I really don't want to see the food chewed. 2
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I took an interior design class in high school and I loved it. I've recently decided to redo my whole house and let my creative side come out again. Decorating is something I avoided for over a decade but I'm excited now to see what I can create ☺5
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_sw33tp3a_11 wrote: »I took an interior design class in high school and I loved it. I've recently decided to redo my whole house and let my creative side come out again. Decorating is something I avoided for over a decade but I'm excited now to see what I can create ☺
Are you for hire?? Unfortunately, I am exactly the opposite and haven't a clue what looks good together. In fact, my dh is probably a lot better at that than I am.
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I login from work, am always leery about googling anything through my work firewall, lol.1
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I no longer have a computer,
just a iPhone and an iPad.2 -
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I’ve got too many computers and servers.
In my home office?
Sun pancake boxes running Solaris 5 through I think 8
Storage array with, gasp, 80 gig hard drives. Lol.
All sorts of other *nix like HPUX
NUCs
Etc.
I don’t trust the cloud or Id move what I could to the cloud power them all down.
No, I’m not an old man with a pot belly, big ol’ bushy gray beard, and I wildly hair.
I’m just an average county boy with wild hair who has a reason to keep that crap up and running.2 -
I've been using this app to track my calories and weight, and I'm only just now learning that there's a whole message board
This is the only time I'll use it, mainly bc I'm bored at work, so...Hi! 2 -
I rarely listen to music unless someone else is in the car. Typically it's sports talk radio or a podcast.1
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Sports talk radio reminds me of my only program I listen to, the Fantasy Sports network on my satellite radio. No need to swap stations during my hour+ commute between cities.
Fantasy football fanatic, started playing in 1999 when we had to use newspaper reports of game outcomes and do all the scoring by hand. At one point I was playing 25+ leagues per season. These days I've pared back to "only" four leagues, but the oldest one has been going non-stop since 2004 with (mostly) the same guys. Never met them in real life, never seen photos or even know some of their names, they're just screen names, yet we've swapped stories about our kids, vacations, aging parents, etc.
One year, and one year only, I dipped my toe into the world of fantasy sports gambling, but I quickly stepped away for fear of becoming addicted to it and losing enough money to put my family's wellbeing at risk. I content myself instead with simply spending too much time on my free teams instead, lol.1 -
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Over the last 30yrs gravity has stolen an inch of height from me.
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Pineapple on pizza was the greatest thing to happen to pizza since sauce...4
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Double dipped ice cream cones are the best🍦🤤1
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Fidgetbrain wrote: »I call the horsey in chess a horsey just because pretentious men get mad about it 😊
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »Fidgetbrain wrote: »I call the horsey in chess a horsey just because pretentious men get mad about it 😊
That's not called a horsey? 😏
My dad sometimes called it cavallo
Which means horse 😂2
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