We broke up because...

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  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    razor burn on my legs!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited September 2021
    Due to her earlier trauma she said she liked me best with that Mediterranean look, natural, healthy and very hairy. She even bought me creams to grow more hair!🤢😵‍💫
  • fitandabs2020
    fitandabs2020 Posts: 67 Member
    She had to much hair on different places …
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited September 2021
    For my birthday, pal bought me a lawnmower as a razor🤣
  • fitandabs2020
    fitandabs2020 Posts: 67 Member
    She got a lot of gifts of her ‘pal’ ..
  • Onerom1
    Onerom1 Posts: 355 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    She loves hairy meatballs 😔 so, once a week she'd cough up a hairball.. 🤮eww

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    😂😆😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,157 Member
    He refused to get a cell phone and only had the landline. I could never reach him.
  • ROULER37
    ROULER37 Posts: 41 Member
    Made of paper and got soggy in the rain
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 14,092 Member
    I couldn't keep track of him - he was all over the place - asking questions, cheating at short sentences, breaking up with people...😆😅🤣
  • ROULER37
    ROULER37 Posts: 41 Member
    cmsienk wrote: »
    I couldn't keep track of him - he was all over the place - asking questions, cheating at short sentences, breaking up with people...😆😅🤣

    Because she couldn't keep up 😉
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 15,588 Member
    Isn’t of getting older he was getting younger. Yesterday 38, today 37. It would only be a few more days until he was out of my dating age range so I called it quits.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    I was definitely out of her dating range and she flat out told me that Cougars were yesterday's rage and no longer a desired thing. 😩
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She'd pounce on all the handsome lumberjacks before I even had a chance!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    For Thanksgiving and Christmas she’d bake a turtle, stuff it and make turtle gravy with the drippings.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 14,092 Member
    She wouldn't take pictures of the two of us together - only selfies!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,339 Member
    We ran out of coffee.. it exploded from there. After the argument we called it quits. Our coffee meant more to us than each other 😔
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 14,092 Member
    edited September 2021
    We couldn't get on the same schedule. When I was awake, she was sleeping, and when I was ready to sleep, she was wide awake drinking coffee. It was as if we lived on different continents.
  • Sharsou
    Sharsou Posts: 8,681 Member
    Because we lived on different continents, even though I was willing to move in with her!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    He was willing to move him with anybody else but me
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,247 Member
    She lives in igloo .. 🥶

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