Random Thought For the Day

Ms_Heffalumpy wrote: »

@itchmyTwitch

I just read your reply and looked at your username and was like "Say what"?? ItchMywhat?? 😲
I really need to put my glasses on when reading the comments 😂 🤣

Nice to meet you 🤪

😂 likewise

@ButterMeMuffinz
That is toooo funny! 😂 🤣😂 🤣

So happy to have found this thread...

honey_honey_12 wrote: »

Left to my imagination,
it must look like this.

I'll admit that I have enough vanity to thoroughly get distracted by that wall

honey_honey_12 wrote: »

ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »

honey_honey_12 wrote: »

Left to my imagination,
it must look like this.

I'll admit that I have enough vanity to thoroughly get distracted by that wall

I have the vanity but I also have an aversion to mirrors with hardly any in my house.

Bloody Mary terrified me well into my adulthood

Some light reading when you're taking a 💩

💩Ghost Poop
The kind where you feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.
💩Clean Poop
The kind where you poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
💩Wet Poop
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
💩Second Wave Poop
This happens when you're done poop-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to poop some more.
💩Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poop
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
💩Gassy Poop (The Sonic Dump)
It's so noisy that everyone within earshot starts giggling.
💩Drinker Poop
Occurs after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks in the toilet bowl.
💩Lincoln Log Poop
The kind of poop that is so big, you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
💩Liquid Plumber Poop
This kind is so huge it plugs up the toilet and overflows all over the floor. You should have followed the advice from Lincoln Log Poop.
💩Corn Poop
Self-explanatory.
💩Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poop
The kind where you want to poop but all you do is sit on the toilet, cramped, and fart a few times.
💩Spinal Tap Poop
That's where it hurts so bad coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
💩I-Think-I'm-Giving-Birth-Through-My-*kitten* Poop]
Combination of Lincoln Log Poop and Spinal Tap Poop. The shape and size resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.
💩Wet Cheeks Poop (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
💩Liquid Poop
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
💩Fire in the Bowl Poop
The kind of poop that singes the hair around your butt on its way out.
💩Rosy Cheeks Poop
The kind where you have to wipe so many times it feels like you've sanded off most of the skin on your butt.
💩Porridge Poop
The kind that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps coming. You can either flush and continue, or risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.
💩Bunny Poop
When you drop lots of little round turds that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.
💩Mexican Food Poop (The Toxic Dump)
It smells so bad your nose burns and everyone else in the restroom rushes out gasping for air.
💩Upper Class Poop
Like Clean Poop, but also leaves no odor.
💩Surprise Poop
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops...a poop!!!
💩Dangling Poop
This kind refuses to drop into the toilet even though you are done pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose, because if you wipe now it'll smear all over the place.
💩Fisherman's Bobber Poop
You are in a public restroom with two people waiting on your stall, you poop and flush two times, but several golfball pieces are still floating above the water line.

😂 🤣

honey_honey_12 wrote: »

Pumpkin, cinnamon, ginger and cloves.
Great in a Pumpkin Pie. 😊

In ANYTHING else, 🤢 so gross.

Compromise: How about we leave out the pumpkin & just make mulled wine?