We broke up because...

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,636 Member
    She was as cold as ice a willing to sacrifice our love!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,608 Member
    She was too hot for me 😏
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 12,000 Member
    Have never, will never. Not even as a joke. I couldn’t possibly.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,656 Member
    Her heart belonged to another 😔
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,457 Member
    @slimgirljo15 couldn't love me as much as she loves her coffee and cuddles.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,865 Member
    He had a thing against lying! I don’t know why that meant so much to him?🙄 It was just a few tiny, little lies. Simple lies.🤷‍♀️
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,457 Member
    @Ironwoman1111 and I had a misunderstanding. She thought I said I didn't like lies when in reality I said it was limes.
  • N2couture22
    N2couture22 Posts: 62 Member
    I took his sunglasses off and he drove into the drive up window @Wendys.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,656 Member
    J_NY_Z wrote: »
    @slimgirljo15 couldn't love me as much as she loves her coffee and cuddles.

    But I said I loved those things with you 🤗☕


    She was too cultured for me.. Im a bit of a feral 😔😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,608 Member
    She wasn’t feral enough for me ☹️
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,656 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She wasn’t feral enough for me ☹️

    Hey, I bite, I scratch.. what more do you want 😔
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,636 Member
    I had a hard time explaining the bites and scratches 😬
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,865 Member
    edited May 11
    Never enough bites and scratches.
    🗣I said more, harder!👹🤣🤭
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,636 Member
    Her insatiable appetite for excitement got me two years inside on assault charges. 🥺
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,865 Member
    Because she got caught having the breakfast special! Krystle TOLD ME she saw her making out at Denny’s with the guy who works at QuikTrip.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,636 Member
    Her friend Krystle was a busy body Home wrecker! 😧
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 13,288 Member
    She wrecked our home! Knocked out a supporting beam in an effort to “open up” our space.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,636 Member
    She started calling me Wreck -it- Ralph! My name is Linda! 😞
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,865 Member
    The cops came and took back the cubic zirconia ring she proposed with because it still belongs to her ex
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,636 Member
    edited May 28
    She complained everytime I took her to dinner at the 49¢ Hamburger Stand