We broke up because...

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  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    @slimgirljo15 couldn't love me as much as she loves her coffee and cuddles.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    He had a thing against lying! I don’t know why that meant so much to him?🙄 It was just a few tiny, little lies. Simple lies.🤷‍♀️
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    @Ironwoman1111 and I had a misunderstanding. She thought I said I didn't like lies when in reality I said it was limes.
  • N2couture22
    N2couture22 Posts: 62 Member
    I took his sunglasses off and he drove into the drive up window @Wendys.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    J_NY_Z wrote: »
    @slimgirljo15 couldn't love me as much as she loves her coffee and cuddles.

    But I said I loved those things with you 🤗☕


    She was too cultured for me.. Im a bit of a feral 😔😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She wasn’t feral enough for me ☹️
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She wasn’t feral enough for me ☹️

    Hey, I bite, I scratch.. what more do you want 😔
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I had a hard time explaining the bites and scratches 😬
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited May 2022
    Never enough bites and scratches.
    🗣I said more, harder!👹🤣🤭
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Her insatiable appetite for excitement got me two years inside on assault charges. 🥺
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Because she got caught having the breakfast special! Krystle TOLD ME she saw her making out at Denny’s with the guy who works at QuikTrip.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Her friend Krystle was a busy body Home wrecker! 😧
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She wrecked our home! Knocked out a supporting beam in an effort to “open up” our space.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She started calling me Wreck -it- Ralph! My name is Linda! 😞
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    The cops came and took back the cubic zirconia ring she proposed with because it still belongs to her ex
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited May 2022
    She complained everytime I took her to dinner at the 49¢ Hamburger Stand
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    edited May 2022
    She told me $.49 was WAY too much for my dinner entree.🥺
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I was lucky to get a couple of fries thrown in the floor for me. 🥺
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2022
    She ate other peoples dropped fries on the floor at Maccas on our lunch date.. 🤮
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She’s such a sensitive germaphobe. You put a little ketchup on the restaurant floor and it kills all the germs for the dropped fries. Everyone knows this. 🙄
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She kept drinking my homemade hand sanitizer
    She claimed it was a twofer because it not only had alcohol but aloe which was "healthy". 🙄
  • chickenperson483
    chickenperson483 Posts: 35 Member
    They WOULD. NOT. STOP. CLEANING! I everything needed to be clean. It got on my nerves after a while.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    I accidentally borrowed her new shoes and she got revenge by feeding me cat food tacos🌮😋 PS Text me the recipe!🤗
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was always trying new recipes, and between you and me... She's an awful cook 🤢
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited June 2022
    She would argue in “Japanese” she’d say things like “No wasabi mayo sen, jujitsu, sanyo.” 👀 Yeah… Sayonara!
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She won't wear the kimono outfit and paint her face like a geisha
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She kept saying she was "borrowing" my heels 👠👠 but never brought them ba cc k 😕
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She used my toothbrush after eating Oreos!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She.. she.. 🥺 I can't say it, I'm traumatised.. let's just say it involved a feather duster, rubber chicken and a midget 😳
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I found some kinky photos in her phone with a "little" person, a feather duster and a rubber chicken .... And her very attractive Ex! 😳😲

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