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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited May 2022
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    She ate other peoples dropped fries on the floor at Maccas on our lunch date.. 🤮
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    She’s such a sensitive germaphobe. You put a little ketchup on the restaurant floor and it kills all the germs for the dropped fries. Everyone knows this. 🙄
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She kept drinking my homemade hand sanitizer
    She claimed it was a twofer because it not only had alcohol but aloe which was "healthy". 🙄
  • chickenperson483
    chickenperson483 Posts: 35 Member
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    They WOULD. NOT. STOP. CLEANING! I everything needed to be clean. It got on my nerves after a while.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    I accidentally borrowed her new shoes and she got revenge by feeding me cat food tacos🌮😋 PS Text me the recipe!🤗
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was always trying new recipes, and between you and me... She's an awful cook 🤢
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited June 2022
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    She would argue in “Japanese” she’d say things like “No wasabi mayo sen, jujitsu, sanyo.” 👀 Yeah… Sayonara!
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    She won't wear the kimono outfit and paint her face like a geisha
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She kept saying she was "borrowing" my heels 👠👠 but never brought them ba cc k 😕
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    She used my toothbrush after eating Oreos!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She.. she.. 🥺 I can't say it, I'm traumatised.. let's just say it involved a feather duster, rubber chicken and a midget 😳
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I found some kinky photos in her phone with a "little" person, a feather duster and a rubber chicken .... And her very attractive Ex! 😳😲
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    She brought her boxed wine everywhere we went, but I give her points for drinking it with a reusable metal straw!🥤😋
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She ate my pet calf 😔
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    For our 7 weeks anniversary, I bought us tickets 🎟 to the World Naked Bike Ride and she went without me! I saw her… ummm pics all over social media!😳
  • RoddyJPiper
    RoddyJPiper Posts: 10 Member
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    She broke me.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    Proposed with a ring made from a lock of his own hair.😝
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She accepted anothers proposal.. she wore his hair on a chain around her neck.. she kept whispering "Mrs Roddy Piper" all day, I couldn't take it no more.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Have you seen her teeth? I have several new piercings in places I’d never considered before! 😳
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She kept missing the litter box 😤

    🤣

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