We broke up because...

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    Her friend Krystle was a busy body Home wrecker! ๐Ÿ˜ง
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She wrecked our home! Knocked out a supporting beam in an effort to โ€œopen upโ€ our space.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    She started calling me Wreck -it- Ralph! My name is Linda! ๐Ÿ˜ž
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    The cops came and took back the cubic zirconia ring she proposed with because it still belongs to her ex
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    edited May 2022
    She complained everytime I took her to dinner at the 49ยข Hamburger Stand
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I was lucky to get a couple of fries thrown in the floor for me. ๐Ÿฅบ
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2022
    She ate other peoples dropped fries on the floor at Maccas on our lunch date.. ๐Ÿคฎ
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Sheโ€™s such a sensitive germaphobe. You put a little ketchup on the restaurant floor and it kills all the germs for the dropped fries. Everyone knows this. ๐Ÿ™„
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    She kept drinking my homemade hand sanitizer
    She claimed it was a twofer because it not only had alcohol but aloe which was "healthy". ๐Ÿ™„
  • chickenperson483
    chickenperson483 Posts: 35 Member
    They WOULD. NOT. STOP. CLEANING! I everything needed to be clean. It got on my nerves after a while.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    I accidentally borrowed her new shoes and she got revenge by feeding me cat food tacos๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ˜‹ PS Text me the recipe!๐Ÿค—
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    She was always trying new recipes, and between you and me... She's an awful cook ๐Ÿคข
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited June 2022
    She would argue in โ€œJapaneseโ€ sheโ€™d say things like โ€œNo wasabi mayo sen, jujitsu, sanyo.โ€ ๐Ÿ‘€ Yeahโ€ฆ Sayonara!
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,342 Member
    She won't wear the kimono outfit and paint her face like a geisha
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    She kept saying she was "borrowing" my heels ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘  but never brought them ba cc k ๐Ÿ˜•
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She used my toothbrush after eating Oreos!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She.. she.. ๐Ÿฅบ I can't say it, I'm traumatised.. let's just say it involved a feather duster, rubber chicken and a midget ๐Ÿ˜ณ
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    I found some kinky photos in her phone with a "little" person, a feather duster and a rubber chicken .... And her very attractive Ex! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She brought her boxed wine everywhere we went, but I give her points for drinking it with a reusable metal straw!๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿ˜‹
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She ate my pet calf ๐Ÿ˜”
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    For our 7 weeks anniversary, I bought us tickets ๐ŸŽŸ to the World Naked Bike Ride and she went without me! I saw herโ€ฆ ummm pics all over social media!๐Ÿ˜ณ
  • RoddyJPiper
    RoddyJPiper Posts: 10 Member
    She broke me.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Proposed with a ring made from a lock of his own hair.๐Ÿ˜
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She accepted anothers proposal.. she wore his hair on a chain around her neck.. she kept whispering "Mrs Roddy Piper" all day, I couldn't take it no more.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Have you seen her teeth? I have several new piercings in places Iโ€™d never considered before! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She kept missing the litter box ๐Ÿ˜ค

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She kept missing the box ๐Ÿ™Š
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She found someone with better aim ๐Ÿฅบ
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    Because she didn't like my Mexican Candy! โ˜น๏ธ
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  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,843 Member
    She was obsessed with Mexican candy

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