We broke up because...

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 268,705 Member
    She accepted anothers proposal.. she wore his hair on a chain around her neck.. she kept whispering "Mrs Roddy Piper" all day, I couldn't take it no more.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 13,873 Member
    Have you seen her teeth? I have several new piercings in places I’d never considered before! 😳
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 268,705 Member
    She kept missing the litter box 😤

    🤣
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 31,877 Member
    She kept missing the box 🙊
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 268,705 Member
    She found someone with better aim 🥺
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,666 Member
    Because she didn't like my Mexican Candy! ☹️
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  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,845 Member
    She was obsessed with Mexican candy
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    He made me sleep inside the dryer
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,666 Member
    💃🏼 She didn’t like my Pine-Sol dance!! 😂
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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    @Sweet_A wrote: »
    💃🏼 She didn’t like my Pine-Sol dance!! 😂
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    😂🤣😂 love it!

    She poisoned me with dairy 🍦😲
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 31,877 Member
    She gave the dairy to me 😱
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,666 Member
    She drank the dairy! 🫣
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  • Bridge_marie
    Bridge_marie Posts: 10,380 Member
    She was lactose intolerant and kept drinking milk.