If you could spend one day as the opposite sex, what would you do?

I would relax on the veranda an extra 20 minutes, kind of smugly appreciating that I didn’t have to wrestle off a sports bra that day.

I'd wake up, take 2 paracetamol, so I wouldn't get a headache 🤣😂 Put on a rubber dick and hit the nearest lesbian bar 😂🤣

I'd pick one girl out the 5 that I'm texting then I would love bomb her all damn day and make her feel like she's my one and only 🥰
Then I'd lay in bed self reflecting and be content that I am self aware that I'm not perfect but there's always tomorrow where I can try to be a better version of me.

ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »

CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »

The first thing I’d do is stand in front of a mirror and try to spin it around like a helicopter.

Do you remember that scene from Forgetting Sarah Marshall right at the beginning where he kind of bounces around right before Sarah dumps him?

That's the movement I'm now envisioning 😂

Hahaha yes

Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »

Get a notebook and write down everything...

Omg. Brilliant answer.

Motorsheen wrote: »

Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »

Get a notebook and write down everything...

I can imagine filling a notebook, from front to back, all written from the female perspective.....

Then waking up the next morning (again, as a guy), cracking open the journal and not understanding a single syllable of what was written.

I wonder if in this imaginary scenario we have any recollection of the day before? Like do you open it and think “wtf was I even writing about?” Or do you look at it and just think someone else wrote it. More questions than answers now.

MelG7777 wrote: »

Motorsheen wrote: »

Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »

Get a notebook and write down everything...

I can imagine filling a notebook, from front to back, all written from the female perspective.....

Then waking up the next morning (again, as a guy), cracking open the journal and not understanding a single syllable of what was written.

I wonder if in this imaginary scenario we have any recollection of the day before? Like do you open it and think “wtf was I even writing about?” Or do you look at it and just think someone else wrote it. More questions than answers now.

Can you imagine, the guy who spent a day as a woman... He would be an international celebrity over night, on every talk show with a million dollar book deal telling the world what it's like to be a woman 😂...

As if no one else on earth (except half the plant), could give us this perspective 😂... Who needs to learn anything from women anymore once we finally have a male account of the experience 😂

MelG7777 wrote: »

“ Who needs to learn anything from women anymore once we finally have a male account of the experience 😂”

Omg. Mansplaining his day as a woman?

Yeah and really we couldn't ever know what it's like to be a woman, we could only know what the conscious experience of being a woman is like, and this would be very limited...

Most of what you are is happening Non-Consciously... We don't even know what it's actually like to be us, only the experience created by the brain...

Regardless to know what your experience is like would be a trip... I mean you processes the world differently... Even though consciousness would only give us a glimpse of what is really going on in your head...

Offend my neighbors and piss off the porch.

Go to home depot and scratch my balls in front of everyone with no *kitten* given.

Start a whole bunch of projects I have no intensions on finishing

Peachesnstuff wrote: »

Start a whole bunch of projects I have no intensions on finishing

I know that guy

TwitchyMagee wrote: »

Peachesnstuff wrote: »

Start a whole bunch of projects I have no intensions on finishing

I know that guy

This is why I could never be a guy. I always finish what I start

cowsfan12 wrote: »

Peachesnstuff wrote: »

Start a whole bunch of projects I have no intensions on finishing

It’ll be there tomorrow- Amirite 😉

Clearly you're one of them.

Ugh...my high hopes just came crashing down 😫