If you could spend one day as the opposite sex, what would you do?
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happimess01 wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
You're goin to need more oil!
How much oil do I need for 5 seconds? 😆
If you want an extra 3 seconds, use the other hand. You're welcome
😂What if I can use my other hand almost equally? 🤭0 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »Please a woman
Yes this and I'd like to know if it's really THAT hard to find the spot. 🙄😆1 -
I feel like women are just better at this due to familiarityCoffeeNstilettos wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Please a woman
Yes this and I'd like to know if it's really THAT hard to find the spot. 🙄😆
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CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
You're goin to need more oil!
How much oil do I need for 5 seconds? 😆
If you want an extra 3 seconds, use the other hand. You're welcome
😂What if I can use my other hand almost equally? 🤭
Hmm no worries. Just sit on one hand until it falls asleep and go to town with it afterwards. Now you have an extra 10 seconds lol2 -
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CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Please a woman
Yes this and I'd like to know if it's really THAT hard to find the spot. 🙄😆
Haha maybe my spot's different than your spot. My spot is standing in front of the kitchen sink washing dishes. 1 -
CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Please a woman
Yes this and I'd like to know if it's really THAT hard to find the spot. 🙄😆
Haha maybe my spot's different than your spot. My spot is standing in front of the kitchen sink washing dishes.
Hahaha, yes, that's a good spot too. Dishes before bishhhhesss 😆1 -
CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
You're goin to need more oil!
How much oil do I need for 5 seconds? 😆
5 seconds? Sounds like a personal problem. Maybe you should incorporate Kegels (yep men can benefit too). Also, doing math and statistics in your head help. You should be up to 10 seconds in no time at all. 😉0 -
Can I have two days? And can I be 25 years old? Because I'd spend one day trying on clothing (dresses, lots of types of jeans, etc), taking selfies for my instagram account. Then the next day I'd get some different hairstyles done, and take selfies for my instagram account. If I'm allowed a 3rd day I'd go to a number of locations and take some selfies for my instagram account.
This, and on the third day, I'd wear the skirts and dresses from Day #1 to show off my legs (from all the work done here on MFP)!0 -
Intriguing… I think I’d pick a fight with my bro friend to see if dudes really do make up from fights easily with no grudges… then thro back some beers with no regard to the impending bloat.0
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emjustem06 wrote: »Intriguing… I think I’d pick a fight with my bro friend to see if dudes really do make up from fights easily with no grudges… then thro back some beers with no regard to the impending bloat.
Not only is it true, I've even developed friendships after fighting someone that I either did not know at all or barely knew, in one case we were pretty much sworn enemies but after throwing down we were bros!
In fact the cat that was my best man (and I his) first meeting was a fight and we fought on a rather regular basis even though we were besties.
Let's not mention cousins, that's more like "There will be Blood," (Coming to Netflix or Hulu soon) every time we got together. But then we'd be fishin and playin an hour later.0 -
emjustem06 wrote: »Intriguing… I think I’d pick a fight with my bro friend to see if dudes really do make up from fights easily with no grudges… then thro back some beers with no regard to the impending bloat.
Not only is it true, I've even developed friendships after fighting someone that I either did not know at all or barely knew, in one case we were pretty much sworn enemies but after throwing down we were bros!
In fact the cat that was my best man (and I his) first meeting was a fight and we fought on a rather regular basis even though we were besties.
Let's not mention cousins, that's more like "There will be Blood," (Coming to Netflix or Hulu soon) every time we got together. But then we'd be fishin and playin an hour later.
I had a similar experience as a teenager. A girl really wanted to beat me up and when we were done fighting we became very very good friends. I wonder what would happen if women resorted to fisticuffs more often?
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »emjustem06 wrote: »Intriguing… I think I’d pick a fight with my bro friend to see if dudes really do make up from fights easily with no grudges… then thro back some beers with no regard to the impending bloat.
Not only is it true, I've even developed friendships after fighting someone that I either did not know at all or barely knew, in one case we were pretty much sworn enemies but after throwing down we were bros!
In fact the cat that was my best man (and I his) first meeting was a fight and we fought on a rather regular basis even though we were besties.
Let's not mention cousins, that's more like "There will be Blood," (Coming to Netflix or Hulu soon) every time we got together. But then we'd be fishin and playin an hour later.
I had a similar experience as a teenager. A girl really wanted to beat me up and when we were done fighting we became very very good friends. I wonder what would happen if women resorted to fisticuffs more often?
The world would be a better place.
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Touché! Fewer grudges, a few bloody noses and I think we just solved World Peace! 🙌🏻2
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »emjustem06 wrote: »Intriguing… I think I’d pick a fight with my bro friend to see if dudes really do make up from fights easily with no grudges… then thro back some beers with no regard to the impending bloat.
Not only is it true, I've even developed friendships after fighting someone that I either did not know at all or barely knew, in one case we were pretty much sworn enemies but after throwing down we were bros!
In fact the cat that was my best man (and I his) first meeting was a fight and we fought on a rather regular basis even though we were besties.
Let's not mention cousins, that's more like "There will be Blood," (Coming to Netflix or Hulu soon) every time we got together. But then we'd be fishin and playin an hour later.
I had a similar experience as a teenager. A girl really wanted to beat me up and when we were done fighting we became very very good friends. I wonder what would happen if women resorted to fisticuffs more often?
The world would be a better place.
Only if it included mud? 1 -
I would go up to a female in the gym, compliment her on her progress, and NOT try to get into her pants.
(I was reminded of a thread....)
Disclaimer: I'd probably have to join a gym for that first, huh?0 -
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »
You're the one who reminded me of the thread!1 -
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And give a big ole thumbs up?
One of the many reasons I never joined one was because, any I passed by, were like all windows all the time and I'm wayyyyyyyyyyy too self conscious for that.0 -
Not a clue0
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I'd wake up, take 2 paracetamol, so I wouldn't get a headache 🤣😂 Put on a rubber dick and hit the nearest lesbian bar 😂🤣0
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I'd pick one girl out the 5 that I'm texting then I would love bomb her all damn day and make her feel like she's my one and only 🥰
Then I'd lay in bed self reflecting and be content that I am self aware that I'm not perfect but there's always tomorrow where I can try to be a better version of me.1 -
The first thing I’d do is stand in front of a mirror and try to spin it around like a helicopter.2
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ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »The first thing I’d do is stand in front of a mirror and try to spin it around like a helicopter.
Do you remember that scene from Forgetting Sarah Marshall right at the beginning where he kind of bounces around right before Sarah dumps him?
That's the movement I'm now envisioning 😂
Hahaha yes
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Get a notebook and write down everything...1
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Get a notebook and write down everything...
I can imagine filling a notebook, from front to back, all written from the female perspective.....
Then waking up the next morning (again, as a guy), cracking open the journal and not understanding a single syllable of what was written.2 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Get a notebook and write down everything...
I can imagine filling a notebook, from front to back, all written from the female perspective.....
Then waking up the next morning (again, as a guy), cracking open the journal and not understanding a single syllable of what was written.
😂... Better to just get a video camera and shoot a year's worth of onlyfans content to support my endeavors0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Get a notebook and write down everything...
I can imagine filling a notebook, from front to back, all written from the female perspective.....
Then waking up the next morning (again, as a guy), cracking open the journal and not understanding a single syllable of what was written.
I wonder if in this imaginary scenario we have any recollection of the day before? Like do you open it and think “wtf was I even writing about?” Or do you look at it and just think someone else wrote it. More questions than answers now.
Can you imagine, the guy who spent a day as a woman... He would be an international celebrity over night, on every talk show with a million dollar book deal telling the world what it's like to be a woman 😂...
As if no one else on earth (except half the plant), could give us this perspective 😂... Who needs to learn anything from women anymore once we finally have a male account of the experience 😂1
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