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  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    "Hahaha don't make me giggle on the metro! Also, JFC did you SEE the eyefvcking in the not-Danny's-baby scene? My god!" - H50 recap text from best friend, THIS is what she noticed, and this is why I love her.
  • lor007
    lor007 Posts: 884 Member
    It will get me a message from the mods. Sorry.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    "Dude whats up with losers attracted to you"
    Me: "I have no clue but ex cons and smokers arent sexy!"
  • mistydawn76
    mistydawn76 Posts: 21 Member
    "yea I cant do just the whites"-

    ( this was a conversation about eggs! LOL)
  • zeeeb
    zeeeb Posts: 805 Member
    OK
  • punkischic
    punkischic Posts: 24 Member
    "I'm coming down for your birthday, fill up on the BC. It's going to get crazy!"
  • "Hi babe! Just wanted to say I love you."
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
    Mine was a picture text from the ex that I caught cheating on me 16 months ago....it was of him in the shower...soaping himself up!
  • amyllu
    amyllu Posts: 432 Member
    I need this back
  • xMissAprilx
    xMissAprilx Posts: 143 Member
    "Gee thanks, you'll find out sooner or later." -Talking about having a kid of my own and finding out how they will act like me. :p
  • liz11599
    liz11599 Posts: 220 Member
    "Good! Cause misery loves company!! I didn't want to think u were slacking on me. Hahahahaha!" - written from my cousin when she found out I was going to the gym that day afterall.
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    "Good morning babe, I love you... how's the knee?"
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    sent: "thats scary"

    received: "I agree"

    BORING
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  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    Mine was a picture text from the ex that I caught cheating on me 16 months ago....it was of him in the shower...soaping himself up!

    If he's hot, I think you should share that pic with us, you know, to get back at him.
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    Mine was a picture text from the ex that I caught cheating on me 16 months ago....it was of him in the shower...soaping himself up!

    If he's hot, I think you should share that pic with us, you know, to get back at him.
    I second this
  • canela023
    canela023 Posts: 88 Member
    Vitamins in the morning; they are not getting them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    From my a**hole exhusband
  • You should do good with hoppers.Are the Slate Drakes happening?
  • mjshmily
    mjshmily Posts: 137 Member
    "Yeah I am ready for the test. I think"
  • sharonsjones
    sharonsjones Posts: 574 Member
    "it's raining on me"
  • "Good morning, sunshine"......from a friend and it always makes me smile
  • easfahl
    easfahl Posts: 567 Member
    "oki doki"
  • MsBaby117
    MsBaby117 Posts: 201 Member
    I know Auntie but she's cute though!! (from my nephew who's now lusting after my ex's daughter lol)
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    "hey sexy, wanna go dancin?"......
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    "we'll see" when I asked him once again about the dancing. lol
  • punkischic
    punkischic Posts: 24 Member
    "My buddy is making out with a 40 year old cougar. She is vacuuming his face off. Should I intervene?"

    From the boyfriend. My response: "No, let it happen. It'll be a story to tell the grandkids."
  • sharonsjones
    sharonsjones Posts: 574 Member
    "My buddy is making out with a 40 year old cougar. She is vacuuming his face off. Should I intervene?"

    From the boyfriend. My response: "No, let it happen. It'll be a story to tell the grandkids."

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mamashatzie
    mamashatzie Posts: 238 Member
    "Um...maybe it was along the lines of why where you discussing bob marley and copulation"
  • punkischic
    punkischic Posts: 24 Member
    "I don't know, talking about bowel movements usually turns a guy off."
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    "lol fight the good fight"
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