We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She had too many cats 😺😸😼😽🙀0
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She said I was “too much Cat” for her 🤨0
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She disapproved of my rotary phone, VCR collection and my brand new Sony Walkman…0
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An 80's man in a 2020 world...he still had a floppy disk0
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Our relationship was filled with too much innuendo0
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My pet fish told me to0
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He had a secret family.0
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She didn’t like it when I referred to the large collection of animals on my ranch as family.0
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Because I didn't want to muck out stalls, and he said EVERYTHING had to be branded. 😳🤣1
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She said she'd rather go the the train station than brand one more little goat.2
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Because I've used a forge, and he was jealous of my welding skills, but I just couldn't brand or butcher animals, and I refused to be branded myself. 😂🤷🏻♀️0
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She refused to use her welding skills to make me a custom smiling goat brooch.0
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He was obsessed with costume jewelry0
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He used incorrect pronouns and even made up some of his own0
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She didn’t me.0
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They hit me with a pot0
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She threatened to turn me in over my special garden...0
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Lol they have a "special garden"0
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She gifted me brownies with ingredients from her "special garden" when I told her I was trying to lose 10 pounds.0
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My parallel parking skills were inadequate…0
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He wouldn't let me drive his truck0
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She always seemed to doubt our relationship. It was like there was always a big question mark over her head anytime we were together.0
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Because I had an ✨attitude✨
I call it a dazzling personality but if you can’t handle me, just say that. 💁🏻♀️🤣0 -
She would only listen to Bjork...nothing else ever!0
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Wouldn't share her oatmeal0
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It was against the rules to date a prison guard....0
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He got lost at sea 😔0
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She didn't want to live on a tropical island...0
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His tropical island was a piece of cardboard in a kiddie pool.0
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She was too high maintenance..0
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