We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    All I will say is ... banana pudding
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,275 Member
    Whenever I tried to discuss issues in our relationship, he would put his hands over his ears and say ..banana pudding over and over!
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    She didn't like banana pudding.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She wouldn't let me shear her wool
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,905 Member
    He wouldn't take me out on his boat
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    Apparently, she couldn’t get past my 3 pending restraining orders against me from different people…
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    He spent all of his time at the gym or in court....
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,275 Member
    His idea of the perfect date was Zumba class.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She objected to me wearing florescent yellow yoga pants
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,275 Member
    He told me his yoga pants are fluorescent yellow because of gatorade stains.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She tried to make me wear spanx
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,275 Member
    He gave me second-hand Spanx for my birthday.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    We obviously had a number of issues....lol
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,905 Member
    He kept trying to replace my coffee with tea
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,275 Member
    She drank all my coffee at night leaving none for me in the morning. :(
  • TamraLynn78
    TamraLynn78 Posts: 307 Member
    Well, one of my many toxic traits is sneaking off with all the bags of coffee from the pantry and burying them in our neighbor's yard. I guess some people have no sense of humor, because now I'm single.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She was always digging into something...
  • TamraLynn78
    TamraLynn78 Posts: 307 Member
    He’s a loud eater and unfortunately eats only corn flakes. There’s only so much one can take
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,275 Member
    She didn't like my cooking..said everything tasted like stale corn flakes.
  • TamraLynn78
    TamraLynn78 Posts: 307 Member
    Told her I did not like corn, especially in flake form. Part of me believes her cooking was a passive aggressive attempt to push me away forever. At least my life is corn free now.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She just didn't get me...she said my jokes were too corny...
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,275 Member
    He told me my teeth looked like corn kernels and took away my coffee. :(
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She was a coffee addict...and refused my attempts to switch her decaf...
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,275 Member
    He called me a coffee addict and gathered everyone to my house this morning for an intervention and a morning mindfulness meeting and yoga.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She refused my help to convert her coffee addiction to yogurt (not yoga)
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    The smells that came outta him while he did yoga just about did me in. I couldn’t put my health at risk any longer.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She never believed that it really was the dog who did it.
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,275 Member
    He blamed his dog for everything even not flushing the toilet...
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    Although she was a fan of musical chairs, she frowned upon my rendition of musical stools…
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,275 Member
    He'd bake a cake, but wouldn't share unless we played musical chairs...

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