We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,013 Member
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    He blamed his dog for everything even not flushing the toilet...
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Although she was a fan of musical chairs, she frowned upon my rendition of musical stools…
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,013 Member
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    He'd bake a cake, but wouldn't share unless we played musical chairs...
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Although she pronounced “neither” as “nīther” and either as “īther”, she became annoyed when I pronounced “received” as “resīvd”. She also accused me of “unnecessary use of quotation marks”…
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    He talked funny and could never be understood
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    The baby came out green and he had the nerve to say it wasn’t his 😤
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,013 Member
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    She had an obsession with the grinch during the holidays and would swipe toys out of the " toys for tots" bins to give him...
  • TamraLynn78
    TamraLynn78 Posts: 307 Member
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    We disagree every year on the holiday spread. I’m team turkey and she wanted ham. Some relationship problems cannot be solved.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    She wouldn't even consider Team Lasagna....
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    Lasagna!? We’re back together! Bring on the lasagna 😋
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    I ate all the garlic bread and replaced the lasagna noodles with zucchini ribbons
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,013 Member
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    She ate all the veggies and bread in the house on Christmas Eve, right before my Vegetarian Christmas dinner. All I had left to serve my Vegetarian friends were meatballs, fish sticks,and turkey spam!
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,839 Member
    edited January 5
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    There were too many secrets between us - and I had a sneaking suspicion there was a name change involved
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Whenever we would have a disagreement, I would often be confused when she’d say “that’s neither here nor there” because I mistook her for saying “hear nor their”. But we broke up because I had affairs here and there…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,839 Member
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    He's right - they'res nothing worse than a cheating MFP pal...
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    She’s knot write, it’s knot cheating if I’m being true two myself…
  • TamraLynn78
    TamraLynn78 Posts: 307 Member
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    He only watched the wheels when driving. The breakup was to protect my own safety
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    She was too risk adverse...she wouldn't even bathe without her swimmies on
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,013 Member
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    He set up a hidden camera in my shower!

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