We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    She was not a fan of Candid Camera
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,119 Member
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    He was addicted to reality shows. I could deal with candid camera, but the pimple popper show was too much for me to handle. Had to say goodbye!:D
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,047 Member
    edited January 15
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    She watched too much TV... it was on 24/7
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,119 Member
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    She wouldn't watch TV with me. 🥲
  • Hach8214
    Hach8214 Posts: 53 Member
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    She became glued to the sofa.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,047 Member
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    She poured glue on all our furniture
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,491 Member
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    She wouldn’t share her peanut butter cups and said to eat an apple instead 😒
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,047 Member
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    She was a bad influence... she wouldn't eat anything healthy
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    Cottage cheese and a leaf of iceberg lettuce was her idea of a gourmet dinner...
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,119 Member
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    He didn't like my cold plates.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,047 Member
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    She made me balance spinning plates every night before I could have dinner
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    Dinner became a circus act....which would have been ok if I didn't have to wear clown make-up
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,047 Member
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    He called me a clown whenever I put makeup on before our dates 🤡😭
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,119 Member
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    Joan Crawford in Mommy Dearest was her beauty idol...😬
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,047 Member
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    Only one of us thought she was funny
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,119 Member
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    She had several personalities!:D and only one thought I was funny. 🥲
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    Potato
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,119 Member
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    He threw a potato at me after I cooked them for the 7th day in a row.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,491 Member
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    She lacked creativity in her cooking
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    She tried to serve me peanut butter mashed potatoes despite knowing I had a peanut allergy

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