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  • graciesmom72
    graciesmom72 Posts: 3
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    "Good morning, sunshine"......from a friend and it always makes me smile
  • easfahl
    easfahl Posts: 567 Member
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    "oki doki"
  • MsBaby117
    MsBaby117 Posts: 201 Member
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    I know Auntie but she's cute though!! (from my nephew who's now lusting after my ex's daughter lol)
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
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    "hey sexy, wanna go dancin?"......
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
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    "we'll see" when I asked him once again about the dancing. lol
  • punkischic
    punkischic Posts: 24 Member
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    "My buddy is making out with a 40 year old cougar. She is vacuuming his face off. Should I intervene?"

    From the boyfriend. My response: "No, let it happen. It'll be a story to tell the grandkids."
  • sharonsjones
    sharonsjones Posts: 574 Member
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    "My buddy is making out with a 40 year old cougar. She is vacuuming his face off. Should I intervene?"

    From the boyfriend. My response: "No, let it happen. It'll be a story to tell the grandkids."

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mamashatzie
    mamashatzie Posts: 238 Member
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    "Um...maybe it was along the lines of why where you discussing bob marley and copulation"
  • punkischic
    punkischic Posts: 24 Member
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    "I don't know, talking about bowel movements usually turns a guy off."
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
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    "lol fight the good fight"
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
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    "I don't know, talking about bowel movements usually turns a guy off."

    Eek!
  • SergeantSunshine_reused
    SergeantSunshine_reused Posts: 5,382 Member
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    "i'm sir king kingly kingpo kingliness heepo"

    My bf is such a goober :p
  • ZachyABaby
    ZachyABaby Posts: 235
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    "Jew"
  • sarah307
    sarah307 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    "Oh too late. I signed a contract on a new Mercedes for you. Sorry."
  • SkateboardFi
    SkateboardFi Posts: 1,322 Member
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    'love you'
    -the boyfriend
  • takehimaway
    takehimaway Posts: 499 Member
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    Josh Transguy: Lol well, quick background facts to get you up to speed. Snowden is the creator of the group obviously. I was added by him shortly after. Got to talking 10:24 PM
    Josh Transguy: and i loved his idea. His heart was in the right place. But he was having trouble with small details like the stupid name problem. I was in business scho 10:24 PM
    Josh Transguy: ol and offered my services to advise/help him so he wouldn't lose sight of the goal:supporting Ftms. So just letting you know first how i became an admin 10:24 PM
    Josh Transguy: and his business partner so to speak. 10:24 PM
  • martini83
    martini83 Posts: 113 Member
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    from a friend - ur so funny!
  • pain_is_weakness
    pain_is_weakness Posts: 798 Member
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    "Chuck Norris?"

    in responce to my question "How much wood would a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
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    "Don't stick your effin thumb in my hole again. That's how diseases are spread"

    I used my friends ball at bowling tonight. We left a bit tipsy.
  • poisongirl1
    poisongirl1 Posts: 93 Member
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    "I can't text you anymore, they said it's cheating"

    My friend was playing trivia at a pub and asking me for answers.

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