We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited February 19
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    She was unimpressed with both my ability to rock the casbah and my collection of 99 luftballoons…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,839 Member
    edited February 19
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    He couldn't decide if he should stay or he should go...

    so he left
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    She always kept me hanging on...I was just so tired of waiting...
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,839 Member
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    He'd end up blowing all his wages for the week... and he wouldn't come dancing with me
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,013 Member
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    She complained I wasted all my wages on paying the bills when I could have gone out dancing and having fun.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,839 Member
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    She didn't get any of my song references
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    She always drank all the coffee and wouldn’t even save a cup for me.
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,013 Member
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    She started talking like Bob Goldthwait with even the smallest amount of caffeine!
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,839 Member
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    Her best friend, Bobcat Goldthwait, was over all the time
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,013 Member
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    We fought over a guy, Bobcat G. 🥰
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    I was team Hedberg, she was team Goldthwait
    I was team Nirvana, she was team Pearl Jam
    I was team Letterman, she was team Leno…
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,013 Member
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    He wouldn't let me on team Letterman...
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    Kept calling me Dave and wanted me to grow the "santa" beard
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    Always wanted me to sit in his lap and would ask what I wanted for Christmas. It’s only February!
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited February 25
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    It bothered her that I disregarded the use of all “silent” letters when speaking. I mean, who are we to silence letters? Let them be heard…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,839 Member
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    He wouldn't let me tattoo an anchor on his bicep
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited February 25
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    Her diet consisted strictly of sweet peas or as she would call them, “Swee'Peas”…
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,013 Member
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    He couldn't stand the nickname I gave him, and would get mad when I called him"Swee'pea" in public.
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    They didn't like chocolate.... I just couldn't lol
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,013 Member
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    She couldn't enjoy a cup of coffee in the mornings with me..deal-breaker! just ate a bowl of chocky lucky charms...

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