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  • Hangrycatapilar
    Hangrycatapilar Posts: 56 Member
    Country music.. who would have thought it 🀯
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    typical
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,630 Member
    and that's a permanent delete!
    Enjoy your pitiful life loser
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    It's because it got a lil cranky & who needs it
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    Do y'all ever apologize to the FBI for the dark humor in your text messages? Like, "sorry, Agent. Just kidding."
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,806 Member
    itchmyTwitch wrote: Β»
    Do y'all ever apologize to the FBI for the dark humor in your text messages? Like, "sorry, Agent. Just kidding."

    I apologize to inanimate objects so....
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    glassyo wrote: Β»
    itchmyTwitch wrote: Β»
    Do y'all ever apologize to the FBI for the dark humor in your text messages? Like, "sorry, Agent. Just kidding."

    I apologize to inanimate objects so....

    Sorry, coatrack. I didn't see you there.
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,806 Member
    itchmyTwitch wrote: Β»
    glassyo wrote: Β»
    itchmyTwitch wrote: Β»
    Do y'all ever apologize to the FBI for the dark humor in your text messages? Like, "sorry, Agent. Just kidding."

    I apologize to inanimate objects so....

    Sorry, coatrack. I didn't see you there.

    My coworker put a Santa Clause mat in front of his office door and I felt so bad walking over him, I absolutely apologized out loud :)

    He's still there actually.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    glassyo wrote: Β»
    itchmyTwitch wrote: Β»
    glassyo wrote: Β»
    itchmyTwitch wrote: Β»
    Do y'all ever apologize to the FBI for the dark humor in your text messages? Like, "sorry, Agent. Just kidding."

    I apologize to inanimate objects so....

    Sorry, coatrack. I didn't see you there.

    My coworker put a Santa Clause mat in front of his office door and I felt so bad walking over him, I absolutely apologized out loud :)

    He's still there actually.

    πŸ˜‚β€οΈ i love this
  • LauraLake_Luna
    LauraLake_Luna Posts: 45 Member
    Lol, I have live videos of me apologizing to the trees because I accidentally broke a tiny branch while talking with my hands. πŸ˜… The live comments were funny as the watched me say sorry to plants. 🌳🌲
  • LauraLake_Luna
    LauraLake_Luna Posts: 45 Member
    Vent time:

    Dear dude man,
    We were the best tenants you've ever had. You lied and kept my money but guess what? We have a house now & I hope the next tenants you get give you back the energy you put out.

    I am taking this moment to forgive myself for spending so much thought & energy on you. The real estate in my mind is something you can no longer rent out. You have been renovicted. My desires are more important & more valuable.

    Good Day Sir!
    ~end rant~
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    Wwwoow, well first, I can say that's not how you do itπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    You should show us πŸ˜πŸ˜…
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    I'll hold your monkey for you
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    Abraham Piper says irregardless is a portmanteau of irrespective and regardless and that all three are synonyms.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    I'll hold my tongue for you
  • Hangrycatapilar
    Hangrycatapilar Posts: 56 Member
    itchmyTwitch wrote: Β»
    Do y'all ever apologize to the FBI for the dark humor in your text messages? Like, "sorry, Agent. Just kidding."

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    I once had the English version knock on my door asking me if I made death threats online to a guy 😏 then proceeded to ask me if I could help them by hunting him down … I πŸ’© you not they said I’d gone easy on him but they would take it from there πŸ˜‚
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    Hangrycatapilar wrote: Β»
    itchmyTwitch wrote: Β»
    Do y'all ever apologize to the FBI for the dark humor in your text messages? Like, "sorry, Agent. Just kidding."

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    I once had the English version knock on my door asking me if I made death threats online to a guy 😏 then proceeded to ask me if I could help them by hunting him down … I πŸ’© you not they said I’d gone easy on him but they would take it from there πŸ˜‚

    πŸ˜‚ remind me not to get on your bad side
  • Hangrycatapilar
    Hangrycatapilar Posts: 56 Member
    itchmyTwitch wrote: Β»
    Hangrycatapilar wrote: Β»
    itchmyTwitch wrote: Β»
    Do y'all ever apologize to the FBI for the dark humor in your text messages? Like, "sorry, Agent. Just kidding."

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    I once had the English version knock on my door asking me if I made death threats online to a guy 😏 then proceeded to ask me if I could help them by hunting him down … I πŸ’© you not they said I’d gone easy on him but they would take it from there πŸ˜‚

    πŸ˜‚ remind me not to get on your bad side

    Haha it’s the fiery irish in me πŸ˜‚
    Seriously though I was protecting my daughters and their school friends πŸ‘
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    hyyy,
    If you wanted to you would
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    Don't speak..
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    I know just what you're saying
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    So please stop explaining
    itchmyTwitch wrote: Β»
    I know just what you're saying

    How do you know EVERYTIME
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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  • jaclynkay92
    jaclynkay92 Posts: 42 Member
    Are we able to do a selfie trend to meet new people and share some words of encouragement ? Or is that not aloud?
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    edited April 2024
    jaclynkay92 wrote: Β»
    Are we able to do a selfie trend to meet new people and share some words of encouragement ? Or is that not aloud?

    There are several selfie threads. As long as your photo and posts adhere to the community guidelines they are welcome. https://www.myfitnesspal.com/community-guidelines
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    I played that wrong
  • Hangrycatapilar
    Hangrycatapilar Posts: 56 Member
    Don’t tell me cause it hurts
  • Hangrycatapilar
    Hangrycatapilar Posts: 56 Member
    What can I say I’m an artist i pay attention to detail… and his tats were off kilter πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ it had to be said
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,630 Member
    Ewwww. Really??!!?!?

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