What irks you today?

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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    edited May 23
    Po po are testing me today. One waited for me to make a left turn in front of him when he was making a right and clearly had the right of way. You can't fool me, Mr. Officer.

    and a trooper got pissy when I counted four Mississippis at a stop sign while he was right behind me. He got so mad he turned on his lights and screeched out around me. Sorry for obeying the law sir
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,746 Member
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Po po are tested me today. One waited for me to make a left turn in front of him when he was making a right and clearly had the right of way. You can't fool me, Mr. Officer.

    and a trooper got pissy when I counted four Mississippis at a stop sign while he was right behind me. He got so mad he turned on his lights and screeched out around me. Sorry for obeying the law sir

    This cracks me up. 😂
    Letter of the law and all that. 👌😂😂
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Po po are tested me today. One waited for me to make a left turn in front of him when he was making a right and clearly had the right of way. You can't fool me, Mr. Officer.

    and a trooper got pissy when I counted four Mississippis at a stop sign while he was right behind me. He got so mad he turned on his lights and screeched out around me. Sorry for obeying the law sir

    This cracks me up. 😂
    Letter of the law and all that. 👌😂😂

    Some people might call it malicious compliance but it's actually just a more than healthy fear of authority
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Po po are tested me today. One waited for me to make a left turn in front of him when he was making a right and clearly had the right of way. You can't fool me, Mr. Officer.

    and a trooper got pissy when I counted four Mississippis at a stop sign while he was right behind me. He got so mad he turned on his lights and screeched out around me. Sorry for obeying the law sir

    This cracks me up. 😂
    Letter of the law and all that. 👌😂😂

    Some people might call it malicious compliance but it's actually just a more than healthy fear of authority

    Aaaaaaaand I got followed for a couple of miles on my way home. They must be trying to get an early start on the holiday weekend
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,425 Member
    When you open up a box with a chocolate and it has a giant pecan sitting on top. And then you find out it's a vanilla cream underneath. Ick
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    MargaretYakoda wrote: »
    piggy_smalls wrote: »
    nonchalantxo wrote: »
    Screaming inside after seeing p.diddy and cassies video being leaked.

    How does a man with daughters, do that to someone else's daughter.

    simply put, he is not a man

    I just saw the video last night.

    OMG

    (REDACTED)

    I’ve spent some time (very low level but a few brushes with the more famous) in the music industry when I was much younger.
    None of this surprises me.
    I wish it did.

    Whats adding to the terrible gross is how he responded to all the accusations, saying it's lies they are just after his money
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,746 Member
    Obviously the no newsfeed thing,
    I knew I’d quit this place one day but they are doing a good job of running me off now.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    Losing count in the middle of a set
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Finding out yet another feature will be lost on mfp...😔
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    edited May 24
    I finally cancelled my HP Instant Ink. Which I thought was amazing but don’t really have a laptop anymore. And I couldn’t use it with my phone because it always said “not connected to WiFi” on the printer.

    Why is HP sending me emails like “we see you still have Instant Ink cartridges in your printer, send them back”. I thought it wouldn’t connect. Which is it? The lies and deceit.
  • AllaboutDaCake
    AllaboutDaCake Posts: 807 Member
    I broke my glasses, now I have to wear a older pair that are too big for my face or just stay blind till Monday.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    PSA: if you are a strange man and you squeeze past me without saying excuse me so that I can move out of your way and then you touch my *kitten* as you go by? We will have words at the very least. Your gaslighting plausible deniability does not *kitten* fool me. I grew up on the New York City subway and you will be lucky if I do not stomp on your head
  • MargaretYakoda
    MargaretYakoda Posts: 2,991 Member
    I spilled a fizzy water all over my couch and ugh

    Just ugh
  • MargaretYakoda
    MargaretYakoda Posts: 2,991 Member
    What I want to say, but won’t because I know it won’t help anyone: Me politely disagreeing with what you said, sir, is not the same as me not understanding what you said.
  • lisakatz2
    lisakatz2 Posts: 535 Member
    I literally rolled out of bed this morning and hit my thumb on my bedside table. Thankfully I don't need stitches, but it hurts like hell!
  • InkedHealth
    InkedHealth Posts: 12 Member
    Liars. I don't understand it. There's no situation in my life that I'd choose the consequences of lying to someone over just telling the truth and dealing with the actual fallout. Been lied to twice today... Irked. SO IRKED.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,746 Member
    Everything atm,
    I made the mistake of watching too much news.
  • Kashmir__314
    Kashmir__314 Posts: 22 Member
    Having to pump my own gas

  • AllaboutDaCake
    AllaboutDaCake Posts: 807 Member
    Didn't know it was a thing but people who say "hey girly pop" 🥴
  • MargaretYakoda
    MargaretYakoda Posts: 2,991 Member
    Memorial Day is not about sales and beach picnics

    There. I said it.
  • sr2587
    sr2587 Posts: 239 Member
    Having to gas my own pump
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,746 Member
    Insomnia
  • Kashmir__314
    Kashmir__314 Posts: 22 Member
    "Large iced coffee, two Stevia, three pumps of blueberry, two pumps of donut flavoring." My darling daughter, just get the damn donut!!
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 11,616 Member
    My boss's boss did a walk-through this past Friday to see who was at their desk working or who had left to start their holiday weekend early. Anybody missing had a nasty message sent to their supervisor.

    This walk-through occurred when I was in a different office conducting work, just one door down. Yet my supervisor received the message about me.
  • AllaboutDaCake
    AllaboutDaCake Posts: 807 Member
    edited May 28
    Kashmir__314 wrote: »
    "Large iced coffee, two Stevia, three pumps of blueberry, two pumps of donut flavoring." My darling daughter, just get the damn donut!!

    I agree 😆
  • AllaboutDaCake
    AllaboutDaCake Posts: 807 Member
    Having to drive 2 hours after lunch for a meeting.
  • firecrackergirls1621
    firecrackergirls1621 Posts: 22 Member
    Not being able to complete my full 60 squats...
  • SafariGalNYC
    SafariGalNYC Posts: 1,461 Member
    edited May 29
    People that cry and moan over suffering in their diet that they can’t eat ice cream and tacos— yet there are people in the world living on cat food and digging in dumpsters for their next meal.

    First world problems. How do I live without my snacks that made me so fat that I’m now on a diet lamenting how hard life is without my snacks… oh woe is them.
  • MargaretYakoda
    MargaretYakoda Posts: 2,991 Member
    Do conspiracies exist?
    Yeah. Sure.

    Is everything that annoys you, or makes things more complicated, expensive, etc. a conspiracy?
    Not even close.

    Sometimes things are just all kittened up and synergistic effects multiply the trouble.
    But that does not a conspiracy make.

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