Worst Dates you've ever had

OMG. I WIN!

I met this guy online and he seemed super cool so we decided to meet up. I already knew he wasn't really my type (blonde hair, ok) but I know I need to broaden my horizons.

I spotted him across the street in head to toe baby blue, cap, matching jersey and shorts. His blonde frizzy hair was sticking out of his cap and I already knew it was all bad.

During lunch he started talking bout all the beautiful women he has dated and how he met them on myspace. So I play along and ask him to rate these women on a scale of one to ten. I was having a good time. (mind you, he was NOT good looking at all)

He then told me he dated a millionaire, so I asked him how he knew and he said , "Well...she spent money like a millionaire." lol I asked him if she was pretty and this fool said,

"It's hard to eat hamburger helper once you've been dining on Fillet Mignon"

What?

We asked for the check and I took the bill and said, "Oh, I'll pay for my half."

He said, "Thanks so much" and DID NOT put his card in. He handed the bill back to the waiter and the waiter left!

I paid for the worst date of my life! The guy was such a jerk. He wouldn't even tell me where he worked because he said he thought I might show up there to check on him. eeeew!

this isnt so bad but i'll share anyway......

so just this summer i decided i should start dating again, i hate dating i like being in relationships, but anyways i met this guy on a girls night out, he was kinda cute and very nice and polite and all so when he asked me out i was still reluctant but my friends convinced me to go cuz you gotta start somewhere right.

well it started off nice, he texted me and offered to pick me up, but i was running late and didnt know him that well so i wanted to drive and meet him there. well that and he mentioned the AC in his car was broken, (red flag #1). I didnt think anything of it so I just met him anyway. it was a nice place, and he had already ordered an appetizer (he knew i had just come from working out) so that was sweet. i was wearing a cute little black dress (not extra fancy but pretty nice) with sandals (it was summer) but i expected him to atleast wear a nice jeans, polo and shoes. he was wearing plaid shorts, converse and a tshirt (yikes!) keep in mind he's almost 30. I was a bit thrown off by that but i was trying to be nice anyway. the bar was getting kinda loud so it washard to have a conversation so we decided to go somewhere else...he was very attentive and kept asking if i was ok and what i wanted to do where to go which i thought was nice, but we walked over to another restaurant he looked at the menu and he didnt like it so we went somewhere else, kept walking, got to this other place also very nice (i noticed the menu looked pricey this time) and he again said he didnt like what was on the menu. to make a long story short it felt like he was just looking for a cheaper place and we ended up at a pizza joint at the end of the block where almost no one was there except for the ppl that worked there (kinda creepy) but i figured at least it wud be quiet and we could talk. well we did talk and i found out we were very very different. he went to school for some kinda natural healing mumbo jumbo and now is working as a bartender ( i knew that when i met him so thats ok) but the fact that his future plans involved working at a "healing center" and he believed in natural healing and all this crap made him sound like a hippie witch doctor, not to mention he was staying on his sister's couch, he kept mentioning he wasnt in a good financial place rightnow and had been a bartender for the past 3 yrs - UMMM NO! :huh:

he did not get a good night kiss, and he did not get a 2nd date.

Kiwiburger needs to get in here. I think that was him that had a date with a girl dressed like a snake?

My worst date was with a guy who was so obsessed with comics and superheroes he spoke about nothing else! He wore a ring that matched his favourite hero and showed me photos of his room where he had ripped out comic pages and stuck them up as wall-paper and he had superhero bedding....dont get me wrong, i love Sci-Fi films but this was quite extreme!! Everything i said he would back up or quote some comic!!! I politely made my excuses and thankfully never saw him again!!

I might have posted this a few months ago... Anyway my worst date was when I was going to UMASS Amhearst, I was 21, and had a part time job, no car. I took the bus to go to work at a 'rest home' Anyway the nurse that worked during the dat was very pretty and we talked alot, but she was married.. She told me she had a friend who was sweet, pretty, and she wanted to set up a date. I was reluctant because I had no car and she was 'older'. But she said, no problem, she would pick me up in her car. So I talked to my date and found a landmark she would pick me up and the time , etc. We would go out for drinks

So my date arrived, She was wearing a plaid shirt and work pants, like ****ies or something, she weighed about 300 pounds.. I thought "Oh God", but I am not a mean person, I figured we could have a few drinks and part ways.... So I was a a junior in college, we started talking, she told me she was a janitor at the elementary school... "Oh that's nice" I was trying to find a way to start a conversation, We ordered drinks and She told me "I just want you to know I have 3 kids" and was telling me about them... I was in no way interested at that age... Then she told me she went to this bar, because her ex was violent and was stalking her, and he probably wouldn't check this bar for her tonight....I think I was halfway through my first beer.. I then said, "hey I need to use the bathroom" I went past the bathroom out the side door and booted 4 miles back to my dorm.. I was a little mad at my work- friend... That was the only time I did a chew and screw at a restaurant.