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MFP = fitness website or dating website lol

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  • CreepyOne
    CreepyOne Posts: 221 Member
    Maybe I am missing something because I haven't been hit on once and I am hot! lol
    going to check you out right now lol
  • kaiteggert
    kaiteggert Posts: 11 Member
    It's questions like this that make me LOVE this site. I know it's slightly serious, but I'm actually coming from Weight Watchers and this site has been SOOOOOO much more helpful than that one!!!!!!! I don't know about y'all...but I'm here for the men. ;-) JK!!!!!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Did someone jsut declare open season????? I'm going mans huntin' !!!! :D

    Lol "kill the wabbit..."

    If it's done right you don't need the "wabbit"
    :embarassed: :noway:
    And this brings us to WNM's Unintentionally Pervy Quote Of the Week.
    :ohwell:
  • 8BaughDad
    8BaughDad Posts: 50 Member
    Hell, I thought it was a pet store....

    It isn't?! ...So the one-eyed snake that some guy wanted to show me in private the other day wasn't... I think I need to sit down.

    Bahaha! Awesome.

    One eyes snake??? I think it just became a Petting Zoo!!!
  • Lovemydounts
    Lovemydounts Posts: 199 Member
    fitness only if your hurting for a date go on dateing sights please.
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    This is my new MFP dating profile about me section:

    I once lost a needle in a haystack and then found it. I breed prizewinning fish sticks. A long time ago I discovered a very small cucumber is called a gherkin. In my free time I have written a thesaurus that included an emphasis on one syllable words. Just recently I have discovered why the chicken crossed the road. But why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? *sigh* I do not know.

    :heart:
  • HMD7703
    HMD7703 Posts: 761 Member
    I :heart: how all the hotties came out to this thread.... makes it much easier to stalk you. :bigsmile:

    MFP = My favorite pervs
  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
    I :heart: how all the hotties came out to this thread.... makes it much easier to stalk you. :bigsmile:

    MFP = My favorite pervs

    lmao
  • masterfitness4u
    masterfitness4u Posts: 107
    I :heart: how all the hotties came out to this thread.... makes it much easier to stalk you. :bigsmile:

    MFP = My favorite pervs

    Yep, it's a trap and it works every time :laugh:
  • charliex2202
    charliex2202 Posts: 4,281 Member
    for me been flirted with can motivate you just as much , everyone loves a compliment within reason and sometimes it can brighten up your day ....xx take what you need from mfp,
  • masterfitness4u
    masterfitness4u Posts: 107
    <<<<<<<< going through this thread adding every girl that thinks this is a dating site....... :flowerforyou:

    :laugh:

    Got 2 friends request already. Hope they are not stalkers :cry:
  • OLFATUG
    OLFATUG Posts: 393 Member
    I came here to kick @$$ and chew bubblegum, and I am all out of bubblegum! ;)
  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
    <<<<<<<< going through this thread adding every girl that thinks this is a dating site....... :flowerforyou:

    :laugh:

    Got 2 friends request already. Hope they are not stalkers :cry:

    me too, and I hope they are stalkers! :smokin:
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    Excuse me <insert MFP Screen name here>, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?
  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
    I will gladly take any unwanted sexual advances.
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    I came here to kick @$$ and chew bubblegum, and I am all out of bubblegum! ;)

    Go get 'em Duke, hahaha
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    Hi, I'm Katie, I'm 28, active, nerdy, a dancer, a bookworm, and a teacher. I enjoy staying in being cozy with a good movie or going out on a nice hike...........

    .....crap, sorry, I'm confusing this now with my eharmony account. :noway:

    :laugh:
    you forgot to say you like older men roflol

    I like younger men...
    wink :wink: wink :blushing:
  • nopeekiepeekie
    nopeekiepeekie Posts: 338 Member
    Urm.... I hoping its NOT a dating website. I think my wife would really frown on me dating someone else, and by "frown on" I mean hit me in the" face with a car".

    hit me in the face with a car! I :heart: that! haha
    You must be the wife lol......

    Nope, my husband is the wife. :laugh: He's much more sensitive than I am.
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    Excuse me <insert MFP Screen name here>, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?

    Only if you wear that bacon bra ;)
  • masterfitness4u
    masterfitness4u Posts: 107
    i just had to comment, totally married to a great guy for 20 yrs but sooooooo love all the compliments and harmless flirtations that I get from mfp guy pals. it keeps me on my toes so hubby wont know what hit him in a few more lbs and maybe it will motivate him to get his *kitten* in shape also! I am looking damn good and I love the attention! just sayin!

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    :love: I agree, hubby better watch for all those guys with hot pics and never what to meet in person :laugh:
  • MsFitnFabulous
    MsFitnFabulous Posts: 432 Member
    Most of my male friends are married.....so I'll take fitness for $200 Alex lol!
  • Jacole18
    Jacole18 Posts: 716 Member
    Let's just put it this way...the F does NOT stand for fitness :bigsmile:

    LOL
  • HMD7703
    HMD7703 Posts: 761 Member
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    :love: I agree, hubby better watch for all those guys with hot pics and never what to meet in person :laugh:

    Your hubby is jealous too?
  • masterfitness4u
    masterfitness4u Posts: 107
    Excuse me <insert MFP Screen name here>, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?


    :noway: Nothing ever happens good when you are upstairs alone in a locked room with a women:flowerforyou: Does these help :):tongue:
  • hjohns65
    hjohns65 Posts: 66 Member
    Apparently I am missing hot MEN from my friends list :( OR, men at all because I think I only have 2 total! LOL Good thing I am married I guess!!! :happy:



    I was thinking the same thing as I was reading all these posts!!! hehe
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    :laugh:
    Hell, I thought it was a pet store....

    It isn't?! ...So the one-eyed snake that some guy wanted to show me in private the other day wasn't... I think I need to sit down.

    Now that's funny, not the guy telling you, but really thinking it was a snake. Was it a garden or anacanda?

    Oh my! Good question - I'd like to know as well, and then send me his screen name if anaconda. :laugh:

    False alarm. I thought it was an anaconda, but once I took off my glasses, I realized twas merely a tadpole. Apparently the man can't tell his amphibians from his reptiles. :yawn:
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    My Finest Pets.......... :bigsmile: :love: :laugh: :wink:
  • Banks01
    Banks01 Posts: 945 Member
    I will gladly take any unwanted sexual advances.

    They can't be unwanted if you're gladly, nevermind
  • masterfitness4u
    masterfitness4u Posts: 107
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    :love: I agree, hubby better watch for all those guys with hot pics and never what to meet in person :laugh:

    Your hubby is jealous too?

    :embarassed: I don't have a hubby. I like women all the way everyday :happy:
  • prettyfitchick
    prettyfitchick Posts: 502 Member
    I am pretty sure its place for people with common interest to meet up with out seeming desperate or odd lol
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