CONFESSION OF A TERRIBLE PARENT!!!
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This has been one of the most fun threads I have ever read. (did I say that right?) Ohh, and I all for the chocolate.0
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Hey give the parent the stick and whice ever kids survives gets the candy. Both the parents and the kid will have gotten a nice cardio workout in.:laugh:0
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If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...
LOL!! Indeed, they would! LOL!0 -
You can even it out by also putting crack, pipes, and lighters in there to help them burn it off.
Crack is great for the metabolism. Not as good as meth, but gotta build them up to that! Plus, when they get meth mouth, they can't eat junk!0 -
The kids need variety in their diet. Just chocolate isn't good enough. They need items like skittles and licorice. Shame on you.0
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Sugar free is always an option.0
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Sugar free is always an option.0
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Sugar free is always an option.
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You must have all missed my very funny piñata story.......0
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Stress on the body can cause more issues than eating the chocolate. have fun!0
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If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...
then all the parents know which kid to bet on! 9 sticks! we have to even out our bloodsports.
and now you have a party game.
you are welcome.0 -
What kind of jerk only puts chocolate bars in there? What about peanut butter cups, reeses pieces, skittles? C'mon man get with the program! Think of the children, THE CHILDREN!!!
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I'm amused by the split in responders: half playing along and half making serious recommendations. I the ridiculousness of the internet.0
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If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...
then all the parents know which kid to bet on! 9 sticks! we have to even out our bloodsports.
and now you have a party game.
you are welcome.0 -
I'm with the RUNTS suggestion...they must be fruit since they're fruit shaped!!! Add those...with the pizza it'll be perfect...ALL their food groups!!! LOL0
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I say chocolate all the way, when I was a kid it made me mad when there wasn't any chocolate!!0
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If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...
then all the parents know which kid to bet on! 9 sticks! we have to even out our bloodsports.
and now you have a party game.
you are welcome.
I would agree except for the softcore porn scenes. You could end up with kids doing stuff you really DON'T want to see them doing for another 15 years.0 -
I'm with the RUNTS suggestion...they must be fruit since they're fruit shaped!!! Add those...with the pizza it'll be perfect...ALL their food groups!!! LOL
I'm still in favor of Mike & Ikes! It says "Original Fruit" right on the box! Perfectiooooon..... :bigsmile:0 -
Sugar free is always an option.0
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