CONFESSION OF A TERRIBLE PARENT!!!

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  • sgha
    sgha Posts: 225
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    This has been one of the most fun threads I have ever read. (did I say that right?) Ohh, and I all for the chocolate.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    Hey give the parent the stick and whice ever kids survives gets the candy. Both the parents and the kid will have gotten a nice cardio workout in.:laugh:
  • StaceyL76
    StaceyL76 Posts: 711 Member
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    If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...

    LOL!! Indeed, they would! LOL!
  • RunLiftEat
    RunLiftEat Posts: 213 Member
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    You can even it out by also putting crack, pipes, and lighters in there to help them burn it off.
    Crack's good for the metabolism, no?

    Crack is great for the metabolism. Not as good as meth, but gotta build them up to that! Plus, when they get meth mouth, they can't eat junk!
  • Jovialation
    Jovialation Posts: 7,632 Member
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    The kids need variety in their diet. Just chocolate isn't good enough. They need items like skittles and licorice. Shame on you.
    love this
  • kje1glw
    kje1glw Posts: 2
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    Sugar free is always an option.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
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    Sugar free is always an option.
    No.
  • ShapeUpSidney
    ShapeUpSidney Posts: 1,092 Member
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    Sugar free is always an option.

    sadist
  • fteale
    fteale Posts: 5,310 Member
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    You must have all missed my very funny piñata story.......
  • Lily_1
    Lily_1 Posts: 38
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    Stress on the body can cause more issues than eating the chocolate. have fun!
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...
    9 kids, 1 stick.
    that's not FAIR!!

    then all the parents know which kid to bet on! 9 sticks! we have to even out our bloodsports.
    Perhaps I could have a gladiator-style tournament between the kids. They range in ages from 19 to 8. RAD!

    and now you have a party game.

    you are welcome.
  • amybell68
    amybell68 Posts: 275 Member
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    What kind of jerk only puts chocolate bars in there? What about peanut butter cups, reeses pieces, skittles? C'mon man get with the program! Think of the children, THE CHILDREN!!!


    LOL!!!
  • grapenutSF
    grapenutSF Posts: 648 Member
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    I'm amused by the split in responders: half playing along and half making serious recommendations. I :heart: the ridiculousness of the internet.
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
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    If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...
    9 kids, 1 stick.
    that's not FAIR!!

    then all the parents know which kid to bet on! 9 sticks! we have to even out our bloodsports.
    Perhaps I could have a gladiator-style tournament between the kids. They range in ages from 19 to 8. RAD!

    and now you have a party game.

    you are welcome.
    Let them watch the first season of spartacus first, you know, so they can get the action down right
  • ymvestal
    ymvestal Posts: 84
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    I'm with the RUNTS suggestion...they must be fruit since they're fruit shaped!!! Add those...with the pizza it'll be perfect...ALL their food groups!!! LOL
  • Fairysoul
    Fairysoul Posts: 1,361 Member
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    I say chocolate all the way, when I was a kid it made me mad when there wasn't any chocolate!!
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
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    If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...
    9 kids, 1 stick.
    that's not FAIR!!

    then all the parents know which kid to bet on! 9 sticks! we have to even out our bloodsports.
    Perhaps I could have a gladiator-style tournament between the kids. They range in ages from 19 to 8. RAD!

    and now you have a party game.

    you are welcome.
    Let them watch the first season of spartacus first, you know, so they can get the action down right

    I would agree except for the softcore porn scenes. You could end up with kids doing stuff you really DON'T want to see them doing for another 15 years.
  • eliz_in_pink
    eliz_in_pink Posts: 278 Member
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    I'm with the RUNTS suggestion...they must be fruit since they're fruit shaped!!! Add those...with the pizza it'll be perfect...ALL their food groups!!! LOL


    I'm still in favor of Mike & Ikes! It says "Original Fruit" right on the box! Perfectiooooon..... :bigsmile:
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    Sugar free is always an option.
    I'd rather have fruit....

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