HOW SHOULD I TAKE THIS?!?!?!

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  • Huskerduer
    Huskerduer Posts: 8 Member
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    Right on.
  • TMcBooty
    TMcBooty Posts: 780 Member
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    She's trying too hard
    I thought you liked when women tried too hard?!
    my thoughts exactly.
  • TMcBooty
    TMcBooty Posts: 780 Member
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    I'll take it off your hands. I don't see the big deal.
  • maidentl
    maidentl Posts: 3,203 Member
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    Okay, so I've read alot of this thread, and am wondering....why the hell is this a problem??

    If you don't like it don't use, if you want it, use it, end of story.

    12 pages for this? wow.

    You've read a lot of this thread and didn't figure out it was a joke? Wow.
  • teagin2002
    teagin2002 Posts: 1,901 Member
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    I agree with most these posts, just give as a gift to someone who isn't dieting. :happy:
  • Bentley2718
    Bentley2718 Posts: 1,690 Member
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    Unless your manager is normally a complete biotch, I would take it as an attempt at a nice gesture, even if it was not something you want. You could go with your kids and get something relatively healthy (i.e. no double sausage), a treat once in a while doesn't make you a bad parent, and won't hurt your kids. Or you could re-gift it to someone who would like it. You could even give it to a homeless person.
  • Destinie589
    Destinie589 Posts: 211
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    Buy the pizza and put it in a piñata.

    *like*
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    Get the pizza and bring it into work. Cut a hole in the bottom of the box, right in the center. Put the box in your lap and call your boss into your office..............


    Yes! Put some sausage in a [pizza] box for Christmas!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    Get the pizza and bring it into work. Cut a hole in the bottom of the box, right in the center. Put the box in your lap and call your boss into your office..............


    Yes! Put some sausage in a [pizza] box for Christmas!


    ooopps... I mean Hannukah .. sorry, Harry.
  • _Ben
    _Ben Posts: 1,608 Member
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    Im told their salads are good?
  • kimeister
    kimeister Posts: 212
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    Skip the pizza, chug the Windex.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    Im told their salads are good?
    Shazam!
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    we have to keep this alive. This thread MUST ROLL!
  • LeeDahlen38
    LeeDahlen38 Posts: 119 Member
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    Give it to the next guy you see on a street corner who hasn't eaten in awhile and tell him Merry Christmas. You'll both feel good.
  • emy10284
    emy10284 Posts: 171 Member
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    Whyyyyy, whyyyyy do I keep coming back to read this thread?!?!

    Because you are one of the FEW who gets it?

    wwhhooo im one of the cool kids now right , becasue I GOT IT!!!! yea me !!! lol j/k
  • emy10284
    emy10284 Posts: 171 Member
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    that or im just a total creeper
  • afwg1979
    afwg1979 Posts: 170 Member
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    Re-gift!

    This ^ . . . . some skinny teenage boy will be eternally grateful. (I know because I have a skinny teenage son, and he's not too concerned with preservatives.)
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    report her to HR
    file a suit
    then
    eat the hell out of that pizza
    maybe she likes you chubby
  • afwg1979
    afwg1979 Posts: 170 Member
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    Give it to the next guy you see on a street corner who hasn't eaten in awhile and tell him Merry Christmas. You'll both feel good.

    ^ . . . Amen.
  • peacek
    peacek Posts: 211
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    Gift it back to her for New Years- hehe :happy:

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